Chapter 70: Back to Water 7

The next morning Kai woke up and tried to roll over. Only to be stopped by something heavy weighing his arm down. He looked to his left side and saw Robin still asleep on his arm. He smiled to himself happily and muttered. "That was amazing." He slowly moved his arm out from under Robin so as to not wake her up and got dressed. He quickly left a note just in case she woke up then left the room and grabbed some food from downstairs before bringing it back up.

When he got back to the room Robin was still asleep. Kai smiled and set the food down on the nightstand before he lightly shook her awake. Her eyes slowly opened and she saw Kai standing over her. Robin smiled and muttered. "So it's a good dream." As she grabbed Kai and pulled him towards her for a kiss.

Kai happily obliged and kissed her for a while before Robin pulled away and looked around. She blushed heavily. "This isn't a dream is it." Kai laughed and nodded. "Wahaha! No it isn't. Though I wish I had dreams like that." Robin remembered everything that happened the night before and smiled.

She muttered under her breath. "That was amazing." As she looked up at Kai with a gleeful look on her face. Kai heard her and laughed again. "Wahaha! That's exactly what I said." Robin covered her mouth with her hand. "You heard that?" Kai smiled and nodded. "I hear a lot of things, I mean I AM the air remember?"

Robin facepalmed thinking about what else he might have heard before she glared at him. "You shouldn't be listening to everything just because you can hear it." She chided softly. "Wahaha! I don't wanna hear that from the person who left eyes and ears all over the ship. Literally." Robin's 'angry' face fell and she giggled. "Of course you knew about that."

Kai nodded sagely. "I know everything, I'm basically omniscient." Robin laughed again. "Nishishishi! Whatever you say, cutie." Kai smirked and tackled Robin back to the bed as he kissed her. After a few kisses he pulled away while still hovering over top of her a few inches away from her face. "Sorry, I just couldn't resist, handsome. Wahaha!" He said as he laughed.

Kai then backed off and stood up. He grabbed her clothes for her and handed them to Robin as she was still naked. As he was giving her the clothes he pointed to the night stand. "I got you breakfast." Robin smiled. "You didn't need to, you know." Kai hummed to himself in amusement as he said. "Yea, I did." Robin asked curiously. "Why?"

Robin stood up next to Kai only to stumble a little and almost fall over causing Kai to catch her. "Wahaha! That's why. Also, I just wanted to do something nice for you." Robin punched Kai lightly. "How are you such an asshole and a gentleman at the same time?" Kai chuckled. "How are you so perfect and cute all the time? I guess it's just natural." He said as he shrugged.

Robin used Kai to balance herself a bit before she could stand on her own. The two ate breakfast in bed and let Robin rest for a bit before getting room service for lunch. After they finished lunch in bed Kai stood up and offered Robin his arm. "Shall we head out? I just sensed someone very interesting landing on the island and I don't wanna miss the show."

Robin hummed in amusement and curiosity before she nodded. "Take me away, my knight." Kai chuckled and played his role. "Of course, anything for you milady." He said as he took a knee. Robin held out her arm and let her wrist go limp causing Kai to take it with his own hand and place a kiss on the back of her hand.

Robin laughed so hard she had to cover her mouth with her other hand. "NISHISHISHI! You're the best knight ever." Kai smiled and nodded in agreement. "I am pretty great aren't I." He said as he took her hand and walked out of the hotel with her.

As they passed the front desk the man there smiled happily and called out. "Thanks again for the tip!" Kai played it off and waved back. "No problem." Kai then turned to Robin and whispered. "I don't even remember tipping him."

Robin almost fell over laughing. "Nishishishi! You gave him like 5 million belli as a tip last night because you were in such a rush." Kai chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck slightly embarrassed. Then he thought about something for a moment. He looked at Robin and said seriously. "It was 100% worth it so who cares?" Robin had her jaw drop for a moment before she laughed again. "Nishishishi! You really are an idiot sometimes." Kai smiled and laughed. "Wahaha! Only for you."

A Little later. In a different hotel.

Luffy was sitting at a table while sleeping. He was eating food so fast that the hotel was concerned they might run out at this rate. "How does he do that?" Zoro asked as he watched Luffy sleep-eat. Sanji walked in with a dish in his hands that he served to Nami. He had a second dish in his hand but he didn't give it to anyone. "You say that but you're the one who sleep-drinks. I've seen you finish half a gourd of wine before while fast asleep."

Zoro just shrugged. "Drinking is normal, eating is different." Chopper heard this and yelled at Zoro. "Neither of them is normal!" Zoro shrugged and took a drink from his gourd ignoring the problem at hand. Suddenly Luffy's hand stretched out and reached towards the plate in Sanji's hand. Sanji slapped it away and yelled. "Don't touch this! I made it for Robin-chan!"

Luffy woke up for a split second before shrugging and going back to sleep, eating the whole time. "Where is Robin?" Chopper asked as he thought about all the times Robin would pet him and call him cute. He started shaking his head with a smile and blush on his face. "Don't call me cute! It doesn't make me happy! You bastard!" Zoro looked down at Chopper and shook his head. "He must be imagining something weird again. But I wonder where those two are. We haven't seen either of them for about a day."

Nami looked over at them and spoke up. "They obviously went on a date. They probably ended up sleeping somewhere else together." Sanji held his heart and fell over like he had just been shot. "Nooo! Robin-chan!" He said as he started crying. Zoro smirked and pointed at Sanji. "You broke the love-cook's poor little heart." Nami felt a tick mark appear on her forehead. "Why are you heartbroken over a girl you never even dated!?"

Nami started punching Sanji and someone else walked into the room. He walked up to Zoro. "Is Nami jealous?" Usopp asked Zoro while he was still wearing his mask. Zoro's eyes widened as he turned to Usopp. "What have you done?" He asked as he slowly turned his neck to face Nami in fear. "I didn't say anything!" Zoro said as he raised his hands in defense. But it was too late. Nami had already put both of them on her hit list.

After about 10 minutes of beatings three people were kneeling in seiza position with weights on their thighs and faces that were black and blue. All three of them mumbled. """We're Sowwy.""" As they couldn't speak properly with how badly their faces were beaten. "Hmph." Nami snorted as she turned away and went back to eating.

Usopp then made a huge mistake and said. "So we're ok now right? Everything's fine. We can get up now." Zoro and Sanji looked at him with a pitiful look as Nami walked back over and dropped another weight on Usopp's thighs. "Twice as long for you." She said with an evil look on her face. Usopp started crying. "Nami! Please! I think I have can't-seiza-anymore disease! I'm gonna die here!"

Nami looked at him coldly. "Good." Before she turned around and went back to eating. Only to find her food cold. She walked over to Sanji and smiled with her eyes closed. "Sanji. Would you be a dear and make me some more food?" Sanji nodded frantically and Nami let him get out of seiza to go to the kitchen and make more food.

Usopp looked at Sanji getting out of his punishment and complained. "How come he gets to go just because he can make food? This is unfair!" Zoro shook his head as he saw Nami walking back over to Usopp with another, heavier, weight in her hands. "This idiot never learns." He said as he watched Nami drop another weight on Usopp.

Nami finally turned to Zoro and said, "You're good." Zoro let out a breath of relief and stood up. He patted Usopp on the shoulder and said. "Hang in there." Before he grabbed his gourd and started drinking again. At this moment Kai and Robin walked in. Kai took one look at Usopp and laughed. "Wahaha! First time?" Zoro chuckled and looked back at Kai. "He got 2 weights added on for talking back to the witch." Kai laughed so hard he almost fell over.

Then he felt a glare on him. He turned to see Nami with a smile that didn't reach her eyes as they were still closed. "What did you just say Zoro? And Fujin, why exactly are you laughing?" Kai looked at Zoro with wide eyes before he cleared his throat and decided to throw Zoro under the bus.

"*ahem* I just got something stuck in my throat. It was Zoro who called you that. Plus I heard that he spent some money from the ship on booze." Zoro had his eyes widen in shock and fear as he heard Kai's words. "You bastard! That was a secret!" Nami's smile widened. "So it's true then? Zoro." Zoro gulped as he realized he just outed himself.

Nami giggled in an evil way. "Zoro, get back in seiza. Now. And Fujin, I'll let you off this time." Kai let out a deep breath of relief as Zoro's face fell into despair. "She's worse than Kuina." He said as he got back into position beside Usopp. Kai walked back over to Robin to see that she was already petting Chopper again who was blushing and calling her a bastard. Kai smiled, everything was back to normal.