Wait wait wait Where is my snow ? (Edited 01-17-2024)

On a Beach ...? (..... POV) 

"COUGH COUGH!! ... eh?" I sit up and cough out some salty water. "Wait... salty water? ... damn! That tastes horrible! guh" 

'I also feel weak. With a little bit of headache left over.' she thinks to herself... 'her??? huh why do I think of myself as female? Was I a girl before? I do not remember!' As she looks down at her small body and pales a bit (sweat-drop) "eh...I'm just going to leave that for bit. I need too~...?" as she also realizes her voice is little and cute sounding...? (girgggle ...rumble rumble ) ...(blush) "and...soooo hungry~~" 

I try to look around and I see tropical black sand and the very lush vibrant colour of the water and foliage of my surroundings. Looking for signs of edible stuff. 

"Huh? I do not remember leaving Ontario? let alone Canada. Was that a dream...? FUCK! " 

[ Flashback] 

On a Ski-hill in Canada, 

"Fuck ya~~ !!!" A snowboarder was hitting the powder quickly. Usually, he would be with some of his buds, 'The crew should be here also.' He regretted not waking them. But... The snowboarder just wanted to start early. "Bit crisp ...eh?" He noticed a weird drift to the left and decided to check it out to see if there was a new path. 

Little did He know that would be the last time he saw the crisp fluffy white powder of their home country and universe. 

♤BoB note: Here, we will leave the deats to your imagination. Canada can be rocky my friends! Tehe... Let Us just grab this wonderfully large soul. 'Yoink'♤ (The being pulls the flame type object out of Earth's universe.) 

I open my 'eyes' but just see white ... well not like a hospital room white, but like staring into an LED light and then try to blink and talk to someone that's standing in a white room. 'Yeah, this is uncomfortable but huh not uncomfortable; it's like I don't feel this is furkin weird yo ...' 

♤ Hello big soul that I just so happen to see floating around in this marvelous space of mine. I am .... Well... YOU can call me BoB! Today is gonna be a special one for you and that little soul over there♤ 

While looking at this weird 'space', a guy? a black? Uh! I am not gonna even guess. I'll just say... well... a BoB is something, ANYWAY it showed up 'in front' of me as a hand size floaty flame in a kind of white bluish colour, it bobbed like someone would bow? huh how did I know it bowed? So being me. 'ME?' uh I bowed also. You have got to show respect when respect is given. 

♤Oh good! mutual respect shown and given! This will be easy. Yes, yes, I knew I picked the right pairing. Now! Big soul, I'm sorry it's taken so long to bring you to a new home for you to go and prosper o-o-or fail in, bu-u-u-ut now or never, right? ahhahah hmm let's see here. (The being looks down at the smaller soul and pulls out a Police Note pad and flips some pages up.) Let us see here... ah yes! 

Shimotsuki Kuina, Gender: Female, Age: 8, Place of Residence: Shimotsuki Village, Other: Well, you discover that useful stuff later, eh? 

 He continues to read the report: Lost at sea. Victim: Shimotsuki Kuina, Father: Shimotsuki Koushirou and Friend: Roronoa Zoro, On the way back from Logue Town from registering the two children. 

 About an hour off the Island between Big Surf and the Geiko Islands. The Marines targeted a merchant vessel and thought it was a ship for slave traders. Huh, how cruel...eh... you will figure the rest out later~ Looks like only two survivors, two males, one age 8 and one age 32. Hmm, it looks like it went to plan... (looks back down to Kuina) 'The saviors did not find you~' ♤ The 'Being' Smiles like the Cheshire Cat after he trapped Alice. 

I was flabbergasted at this 'Being', 'he?' was just reading of this little girl's death? like it is a report. guh. I have a feeling he does this a lot an-n-nd I don't want to piss him off. He feels like he has a higher power .... wait Kuina .... like Zoro's ...childhood friend from "One Piece???" It is ...real... 

♤ Uh, yes, kind sir, yes, it is an-n-nd Eiichiro Oda- Sensei, the kind soul, it is well... Most of your writers are |See'ers|. The world is I think called ¿◇♧■¿ huh... how interesting ... I have been censored from telling you ... well... whatever! You two though... need to join as one soul. Why do you ask? Well, her soul got, too many times went through old yama's soul forge. And, when her body was gonna give up her ghost and forever lose her soul... I intervened and wanted you two to work together and fix this story line .... you see this story has, well, countless copies and this one, well, it...did not work out so well for far too many. So off you go, this might stin-n-ng~ ♤ the Being said in a sing song manner. 

The 'Being' was not informative about what was going on but yeah, One Piece, uh, join as one soul? There was a little bit of a flash and pain... lots of pain ... memories of a kind father, training with the sword... wooden sword but endless swinging ... swing after swing ... a moss head. annoyance ... more swings... practice duels... more swings..., a promise, floaty feelings...more practice... A Father's vow ...more swings... and pain, sweat, and tears. A Notice of Citizenship, excitement of sailing/ freedom 'yeah I love the ocean'... 'Wait I've ...never been?' 

{but I have and its awesome!} a cute younger voice informs us/me {silly I am not informing you. I am sharing and remembering. We are one ... It is so freeing. Your memories are as well. huh... you we are kind, loving and quirky. also Lonely ...huh well not anymore, we might not be able to talk maybe but thank you for making our will/soul |Haki| better! I think we caught up and we might need food soon. we might need to wake up!♡} (hungry noises) 

[Flashback End] 

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A/N Uh yea first time being an Author SOOO I apologize for my spelling, and grammar I will try to improve! (This book will be in constant edit ... for a while I will try for at least 2 chapters every 6 days. we will see) 

I DON'T OWN THE RIGHTS TO 'One Piece' and will not claim any rights to it. 

 I Am Just a Fan of One-piece (Manga and anime) 

and this is an AU (Alternate Universe) fan fic (characters and story) 

The story might differ a bit from cannon BUT I do love Eiichiro Oda-Sensei's work so most of it will be still in play...'add shit. lol' 

also, SI (self-insert) and no. this is just a story (my story), some of the story and shit that goes on, might not come across so nice or right. It might offend some; if you do not like it, please leave. 

 Thank you! 

 PS leave a comment if you like the story or have questions on the context's content. 

 I might not upload a lot since uh yeah not good at the whole writing thing. Thanks for reading, Peace!