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Naruto : Chad Uchiha

a story about a fitness enthusiast uchia trying to spread the joys of bodybuilding in a world filled with psycho ninjas. follow the adventures of Arnolad unchia as he aims to lat spread his way across the ninja world spreading the gospel of the muscle god. what to expect: my first novel so don't expect much but I'll try to make it funny, no overpowered system, no harem,no accurate timing, no bs abilities , no being a hero it starts getting good 15+ chapters I do not own Naruto. this is fanfiction.

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visiting white dog and monkey.

After I left in disappointment that i couldn't get any ninjutstu from Itachi. I went to kakashi palce and knocked on his door. I knocked and knocked, the MF was not there . Why can't these ninjutstu scroll people be available for copying.

I went around and apparently he was in the anbu and finding him would be hard. Well it's rather simple if I use advanced tactics. I put up a sign for a extended edition of jarays book and waited till I find this perverted ninja. Didn't even take 30 min till he came up and asked for the book. Before he could ask I throw him to the dueling ring like Itachi. He was confused and asked " what are you doing ". I said " what do you think I'm doing , I'm gonna copy ur ninjutstu, now , now , don't worry to much about the village rules, either you demonstrate some ninjutstu or you lose ur eye. If you call for reinforcement unless it's the hokage all of you getting you ass beat. "

He looked at me and said " let's see , you beat every one of us back in the academy like it was nothing. I don't believe you can be that much stronger with no ninjutstu." I got pissed off with how stupid this dog became since I last met him.i decided it was time to whoop his ass with a belt. I took out my belt and reinforced it with yang energy, and began beating the shit out of kakashi. While he was faster and better than Itachi as of right now , I was still leagues ahead of him in taijutsu and with sharingan and demonic back. This guy wasn't even a warm up. After beating the shit out of him I said " now, that you got a taste of my power , hurry on display ninjutstu, I'm getting tired of people rejecting me, next guy I'm beating up to show me ninjutstu gona be the hokage. So choose wisely." He looked at me with defeated eyes and said " man , how is it ur always so god damn strong, with out ninjutstu you reached levels of strength of a kage, I guess you have to learn from the hokage him self , I won't defect my village, you being any stronger will threaten the village. just take my eye." These people always have to make it so hard. Why can't I just get some ninjutstu, they rather die than give me ninjutstu. Stupid ass ninjas. I went and grabbed his sharingan.

I injected yang energy while taking it out so kakashi doesn't feel too much pain.after taking his eyes I kicked his ass straight to the hospital.

It seemed like my only choice would be to kick the hokages ass or try to follow some ninjas while they perform their ninjutstu in a mission. I didn't feel like following so I went straight to the hokage building.

I asked to meer the hokage.the anbu near by said he has to ask the hokage. I told him " if he doesn't meet me now I'm gonna do a inspection on this building in 2 minutes " the ninja looked at me with confusion. I started counting the time . It was before the last 10 seconds when hiruzan dashed out his office and said " no need to inspect, I didn't know such a guest would come today. Let's talk inside. "I laughed ,Seems like destroying the root 2 times has reached his ears .

After going inside the room he asked" what brings you to my office " I told him " I been trying to copy some of the villages ninjutstu, and these people rather die than give me ninjutstu cause you banned me from learning it. now I my patience is running thin , either you show some ninjutstu now, or the next time I ask some one to demonstrate it , I won't be kind enough to leave them alive."

He looked at me with terror and said " now , now , no need to be this aggressive , have you thought of becoming a ninja ,with your strength I could place you in jonin ranks. And give you all the ninjutstu available to them. Didn't you want to protect your classmates and village last time we talked this is the perfect chance." I looked at him and laughed and said " you old monkey , why would I spend my time playing ninja , now you either demonstrate your ninjutstu the easy way or the hard way. I recommend the easy way, don't want ur old bones to break and the village to be destroyed in our fight . "

He sighed and said " ok I will show you ninjutstu, for some reason no one told you but you can only copy ninjutstu you understand, given how little you spend studying in the academy , I doubt you can copy more than c ranks ninjutstu." I asked him to demonstrate me bunch of C rank spells I wanted to know . Turns out I suck at copying ninjutstu , I couldn't even copy c ranks ninjutstu. I was embarrassed, so much for spamming random ninjutstu. I said " what a let down , what's the use of this sharingan than, we'll give me the scroll for shadow clone technique and I will stop bothering you ." He complained some more that he can't do that , but he decided to give when I said I love to inspect government building s since I found them given how much tax I paid.

I decided to leave after getting the scroll before leaving I told the hokage " you seen a lot more reasonable than the other dum ninjas , I came here ready to fight, I am kinda disappointed I couldn't duel a kage . Later old monkey , next time let's fight ."