visiting my monkey

After that I allowed the unpaid interns to go the house I got in the center of the village for the, , since I was back and no one could really harm them with me in the village. Haku and Karin became friends somehow, good for them I guess. I wonder if karin likes femboys, since she likes sasuke.

After all the unpaid interns went back to their house , i went to go visit my old friend danzo , he wanted to meet me after all cant leave the man hanging. When I reached the root base, this time they didn't try to stop me and just let me through, they directed me to a dark room where danzo was. Danzo came up and said" I know we always haven't been on the best of terms, but we both want the safety of this village"I said "of course safety of this village is very important for my goals." (my goals of making money) he then said " recently the tension in the Uchiha and village has been going through the roof, and I have came up with a solution. I think the only way to get rid of this problem is by killing everyone in the Uchiha compound. of course, your family is righteous and can stay alive. But you would have to live the rest of your life in exile as a rouge ninja. what do you say, will you do ultimate sacrifice for the village." I looked at him and said give me a minute . I then gathered as much saliva as I could, and spit on his face. And began laughing like Garp, I looked him in the eyes and said" monkeys are supposed to dance around in a cage not come up with ideas that baboon would question. Good day to you sir I got bigger fish to fry, see you later. " I left the root afterwords, a few root ninja tried to stop me but danzo stoped them cause he know they would die if they touched me. 

when I got out , I decided it was a good time to visit itachi, it was time to finesse him on some of his ninjutsu with my sharigan. It was time to see how well I could copy something with a sharingan. 

I went to the training grounds I usually see Itachi practicing his shitty shurikans. Sadly he wasn't there, I asked around and apparently, he was on a mission no worries, I will meet him soon enough. Three weeks later I finally found the bozo. I walked up to him and grabbed him by the top of his shirt and throw him to the dueling field. then I jumped there myself . He looked at me and said "Why did you suddenly throw me here? And how are you so strong to throw someone half a mile with our even a little effort? How can someone without ninjutsu able to be this strong." I looked at him and said "Stop yapping and show me what you made off, I want to see how good exactly is the young master of the Uchiha clan. Show me you can at least take me on. "

I opened my sharingan and began attacking him .he looked at me and said " you must be trying to copy my ninjutstu with your eyes I won't let you " he then tried using his shurikans to damage me . They all bounced of me. I said "These little tools you call weapons are nothing but a breeze to any high-tier ninja. Show me what you made of unless you want your reputation to be ruined losing to the delinquent of the sad generation. " I began pushing him more and more with physical attacks, he was bleeding all over . He looked at me and said " the village orderd ninjutsu is prohibited for you when I researched you after your gift that day. I won't budge no matter what you do, I won't let the tension in the clan and village get worse. " I was getting kinda pissed off, maybe I should get rid of this guy right here and now. I looked at him and said " if you want to not show me ninjutsu today that is fine , but I will be taking those eyes of yours as a price, dum monkeys need to behave like monkeys , I don't like it when they rebel." I began walking to him in a mancing way.

Before I went in for the eyes, shisui came out of nowhere holding my arm with his mangekyu sharingan opened . And said "Don't make me use these eyes on you Arnold. Let him go this time , you can learn ninjutsu from almost everyone else by force, why are you forcing Itachi to betray the village and the clan rules? Why must you always toy with everyone you find amusing " I looked at him and said "You won't use those eyes , you've been saving them for the clan haven't you? You want to use them to block the rebellion. If you use them on me right now , the rebellion will happen. Hahaha. I guess on the count of all your unpaid hours of labor back in the day I could let him go. After all the Sharingan are nothing more than something to look cool with for me, unlike you two bums. "

I began making my way out of the dueling practice area, while Itachi had many questions for Shisui about his eyes. I didn't care so I just left.