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[Uhh… Holy shit.]

[Achievement Unlocked? First kiss, but like on the lips.

With Nejire Hado being an entity of pure chaos this shouldn't actually count but holy shit.

Reward: Feats]

It was rather hard to pay attention to much besides the fact that this cute blue haired girl that he met all of an hour ago was currently holding her face against his as they kissed. Nejire's lips were so very soft, her tongue very wet, and the sensation was both pleasant and strange. He could feel her large chest press against his own chest, as one of her knees brushed against his thighs.

She pulled back slowly, humming and smiling as she wiped a bit of spit off of her lips. "Hmm, you're a good kisser, Izuku. Did that unlock anything?"

If he said no would she do it again?

Izuku blinked, his brain finally scavenging up enough blood to form thoughts. He wiped the drool from his mouth and looked at Nejire. He could still feel the ghost of her lips against his and the softness of her breasts against his chest. Behind the smiling Nejire was a blushing Momo, covering her mouth in shock, and a very annoyed-looking Itsuka.

"I uhh, wow uhh, it did." He muttered, Itsuka perked up slightly, but she still looked like she had just been woken up early from a nap. "And we unlocked feats, so uhh, I guess it's time to figure out what those are?"

Now he had Itsuka's full attention. She jumped over the counter with all her martial prowess and stood next to Nejire, hands folded in front of her and partially sucking on her lip. She eyeballed Nejire for a moment and shook her head. She looked right at him with a spark in her eyes that had been lacking ever since she got covered in squid sauce. "Let me go first, I've been looking forward to this for months!"

Izuku nodded and smiled at her. She was starting to be more Itsuka-like again. That was good. "Alright, I'll skip all the uhh, perverted ones."

"Ooh!" Nejire bounced. "Don't skip those for me please! Also see if there's one that makes me taller."

There were a lot of feats. A whole lot of feats. So many feats that if he scrolled too fast, he got a headache as his brain tried to load them all at once. It was almost like there was an infinite number of them. And most of them were incredibly lame. One was literally the ability to go cross eyed. Another was to whistle, to wiggle her ears, to put her pants on two legs at a time, to increase the number of orgasms she could get, to increase breast sensitivity, to make her ambidextrous, to-

"I get it already." Itsuka slumped onto the ground in a heap, head resting on her knees. "Why is your quirk like this? I was so looking forward to something awesome after how hard they were to get."

"Kissing is hard?" Nejire asked, still tapping on her chin tilting her head to the side. "Oh, is there a feat that makes you a better kisser?"

"The ambidextrous one sounds kind of useful." Momo offered, walking around the counter to provide much needed comfort to Itsuka.

"I guess," Itsuka whined and pushed a few tears out of her eyes before they even had a chance to start falling. "I know it's stupid, but I was just holding out hope for something cool. Like Power attack or, I don't know. Not going cross eyed." She wiped her eyes again and looked up at him. "Why does your quirk love to crush people's hopes?"

Izuku sighed and scratched the back of his head. He'd been asking that for years. But for once, he was angry at his quirk not because his quirk was being a dick to him, but because somehow it made Itsuka cry. And that was somehow worse than bullying him for his whole life. "Don't worry Itsuka, I'll keep looking. There has to be something here useful."

Something that used her strength. Where could that be. Why wasn't there a search bar? There needed to be a search bar.

[Searching for feats containing "bar".]

The list changed, his place in them lost, and a splitting pain shot through his head as the new list reappeared and loaded again. A search feature! Where was it? Oh! Top right corner. Was that there the whole time? Whatever, that was exactly what he needed.

Alright, it was probably just like the party chat, so strength?

[Searching for feats containing "strength".]

The list shuffled again and his headache doubled in intensity. His nose felt wet, but he found feats that Itsuka might actually like. Double strength bonus to opening jars? Nope! Ignore strength bonus when stubbing her toe? Maybe. There had to be something useful, something, anything.

"Hey," Nejire's voice snapped him back to reality, she jumped over and grabbed a rag and handed it to him. "Are you alright? Your nose is bleeding!"

He touched his nose and looked at his hand. Yep, that was blood. Alright, so looking through feats actually really hurt him. That was strange. He took the rag and pressed it to his nose. He wasn't going to end this empty handed. "Thanks Nejire, the sheer number of feats is a bit much."

"Really? Wow. A list of stuff gives you a nosebleed but instant teleportation doesn't even make you blink. Your quirk is inconsistent. That's fun." Nejire hummed bouncing back a step to stand with the other girls. "Not the bloody nose part but just all the neat things it can do. Oh, wait, how are we supposed to get home?"

[Feat: Flex it off.

Reduce physical and elemental damage you take based off of your strength score.

Legend has it there was a dude that flexed off a glacier.]

Now that one sounded useful! Very very useful!

Without a second thought, he selected it. The room spun, for a moment like he was light headed and he had to brace against the wall for just a moment to regain his senses. They weren't coming back. He was falling.

"Izuku?" Itsuka asked, when she caught him, his shoulder falling against her shoulder. "Are you okay, you're looking a little pale."

"I'm fine. I think." He groaned, placing one hand against his forehead where the headache burned the most. "But I uhh, managed to find a feat I think you'll like."

"And that gave you a headache?" Itsuka asked scoffing. "Really, you didn't have to go so far for me."

"You're worth it." Izuku mumbled, he managed to look up at Itsuka and flashed her a smile. He really didn't feel like he could stand straight right now. "But, uhh, it makes it so you take reduced damage based off of your strength. It seems really useful."

"Thank you Izuku." Itsuka squeezed him slightly and wiped away a tear that formed with her smile. "But if it's that hard to look for feats, don't push yourself so hard alright?"

"Yes ma'am, I'll take it easy. Now uhh, how exactly do we exit?"

[Exiting Dungeon.

Bonus objective complete.

+4000 exp.

Swimsuit Skins Unlocked.]

[Level Up! Momo Yaoyorozu is now a lvl 9 Cleric!]

Naturally, they returned to Dagobah Beach just a few feet off the ground. Momo fell down and landed on her back, once again dressed in her hiking outfit. Itsuka, similarly dressed, grabbed onto Izuku and held him like a princess when she landed on her feet. Nejire floated, she was wearing a very tight looking U.A. uniform complete with the vest that-

"Eep!" Nejire squeaked as two buttons came flying off of her shirt revealing a bit of her milky cleavage. She didn't so much cover her chest as much as she did just stare at it and pout. "Aww, I thought my clothes would change with me, going back to the dorm is going to be awkward though."

Izuku tried not to stare at Nejire's wardrobe malfunction. Instead, he just stared at the dungeon entrance; it was still there, but the name was grey. Guess that meant they got everything from there.

"You unlocked the skin right?" Itsuka asked wrapping his arm around her shoulders. It felt nice having her so close to him. "Just say Swimsuit Skin and-" Itsuka's clothes turned into the swimsuit she had just been wearing, causing her to look down and sigh. "You'll change into them, they'll be in your size and you just need to say Disable Swimsuit Skin to change back."

Itsuka was once again wearing her hiking gear.

"Swimsuit Skin!" Nejire cheered, and just like that she was back in that white bikini top. "Oh my god, this is amazing! How do I get more skins?" Nejire gasped. "Can I get one that's just me being naked? Oh! I know Birthday Suit Skin! Darn, oh well, still this is awesome, much better than the broken bra. But it might be a bit weird to travel home wearing just a bikini."

"You can find new ones by just kind of going shopping." Momo stood and dusted herself off. "Let me make you some sweats real quick and then we can go get you some clothes that won't explode on you."

"Ooh, that sounds like a fun night!" Nejire cheered, she was so bouncy. And well, bouncy. He could still feel the ghost of her lips on his, tingling with every breath he took.

"You two go on ahead" Itsuka shrugged causing Izuku to flop a bit. "Izuku seems more than a bit out of it, so I'm going to take him home. Let me know if you find any cute skins though."

"Okay, have fun!" Nejire hummed quickly putting on the sweater Momo made for her. It was cute and ruffly. "I really like your quirk by the way, Izuku! So keep on uhh, training it I guess!"

He gave Nejire a thumbs up and the four of them went their separate ways.

"Thanks for taking me home, Ituska." He groaned placing one hand on his head. "And sorry you missed out shopping with Momo and Nejire."

"Don't worry about it." Itsuka laughed, still holding him up. She had a radiant smile and her hair matched the orange sky from the setting sun. "You can barely stand, and you went this far just to make me happy, so it's the least I could do. Besides, I wanted to spend a bit more time with you."

What would it be like to kiss Itsuka? He imagined it would be like everything else with her, a bit rough, but excitable, and just pleasant. And really not a thought he should be having right now. The fact that he had a crush on Itsuka - well, all three girls - had been largely ignored for now, but how long could he keep up that act? Especially when they were just all so sweet?

"Oh, yeah, I guess we haven't really had the chance lately, huh?"

"Nope. Oh hey, you don't have training with All Might tomorrow, do you?" Itsuka asked, her eyes gleaming at him. How was it that Itsuka managed to strike the perfect balance between Momo's beauty and Nejire's cuteness without even trying?

"No, he's still out for a bit. I still need to keep up my work out though."

"Hmm, well, how about we spend the day together? Just the two of us? We can go to the arcade and you can learn what a Hadoken is. Then afterwards, I can be your workout buddy for a bit."

There was no part of him that didn't want to say yes to Itsuka. "Sure, that sounds like a lot of fun!"

"Awesome. I'll message you the address."

It took him until that night after eating dinner and trying to get to sleep for his brain to ask a very important question.

Was it a date?

AN: yay feats! Also they give Izuku headache.