14

He got teleported in his sleep again, didn't he?

Izuku examined the wild mess of orange hair that was currently resting on his chest, sleeping oh so peacefully. It was Itsuka, she was mostly naked save for some black underwear that looked really sexy, there was even a paw print on the panties that had a hole in it for her long orange tail. Why was she a cat girl? Still, she looked really cute.

And he was inside of her room. It was more basic than he would have thought. There was a computer, a dresser with a pile of clean clothes sitting on top of it, a hamper with a worn bra just hanging off to the side like it was no big deal. Honestly at this point seeing her bra shouldn't matter too much, he'd seen her in a swimsuit, a cosplay swimsuit, and now, he currently had her in basically underwear sleeping on his chest!

[You are now affected by Morning Wood]

On the one hand, he hated his quirk. On the other hand, his quirk was currently the reason why he was cuddling with Itsuka.

Was it wrong that she didn't know that they were currently cuddling? Very much yes. Should he wake her up? Also yes. Did he want to? Not really. If anything, he wanted to kiss her.

"Uhh, Itsuka." Izuku nudged her softly.

She mewled grabbing onto his shirt and burying her face into him even more. She took in a long breath. Then froze. Her tail shot straight up and began to puff up. She sat up, pressing her hand against his chest, eyes going wide and the two orange cat ears on her head were perked right up. Her breasts bounced in the loose black bra that had a cat faced hole in the top that showed off her cleavage.

"Izuku?" Itsuka asked looking down at him, eyes darting around, before her face went very red. Probably because she realized that she was currently straddling, and also probably because -

[Your Morning Wood has done 1 point of damage to Itsuka Kendo's right thigh. Try increasing your accuracy.]

Right, because of that.

Itsuka scrambled off of him, eyes locked onto the very visible bulge in his pajama pants. It was only getting worse when he looked at her. She had a nice stomach, slender, yet defined. He wanted to touch it. "Oh, that's uhh, what's what that-" She shook her head. "No! I mean. What are you doing here, Izuku?"

"Quirk."

"Quirk?"

He nodded. "Quirk."

Itsuka's ears went flat and she turned away from him. She had a really nice butt too. "Okay, well, uhh, fuck. My parents are probably already awake and-"

"Why are you a cat girl?" He asked.

Her green eyes flashed back to him contrasting her rosy cheeks. Her mouth fell open in embarrassment, her agitated tail flicked about helplessly behind her. "Disable Sexy Cat Girl Skin."

In an instant Itsuka's clothes shifted. A white button up blouse with ruffles near the neck was partially covered by a red jacket that extended half way down her black skirt, the skirt went down to just above her knees, and covered most of her black stockings. A black Newsboy cap held down her orange hair that was now straight and free from its usual ponytail.

With hands on her hips she glared at him despite her red face. "You didn't see anything, got that?"

She looked adorable.

"You look really cute, Itsuka." Izuku sat up in her bed, the springs groaning slightly, it wasn't as comfortable as Momo's bed, but it was still better than his. How did he get under the covers?

She turned away in a huff crossing her arms and pouting. "Please don't compliment me right after you've seen me practically naked. Again."

"Uhh sorry? But uhh, why do you sleep in that cat girl skin?"

Itsuka glared at him, and he just looked at her. She was kind of cute when she glared, but she was also super scary. It's a good thing she wouldn't actually hurt him unless he really crossed the line. Which he wouldn't do on purpose.

She let out a sigh and smiled into the corner. "Honestly, it's really comfortable to sleep in, and it lets me get dressed at night, do my hair, and then sleep without ruining everything. It's a life hack."

"Ahh-"

"Itsuka?" A male voice came from the other side of the room. "Is someone there with you? I heard voices. And not the normal ones, the kind that sound like a boy."

"Uhh, no dad, I'm just uhh talking to myself is all." Itsuka leaned against the door to her room, panic spreading across her face.

"Really? Why don't you try talking with me then? You're going out today aren't you? Please spend some time with your father. Huh? Why is your door locked?" The door shifted slightly and the color drained from Itsuka's face. "Honey! Your daughter has started being a rebellious teenager!"

"I'm getting changed dad!" Itsuka called.

[Itsuka Kendo: Quick! Can one of you please do something perverted so that Izuku will be teleported to you! He ended up in my bed last night and my dad will freak out if he found out.

Nejire Hado: Oh wow, you work fast!

Nejire Hado: You sure you're not dating?

Momo Yaoyorozu: It's not like that Nejire, Izuku's quirk has a side effect where it causes him to have perverted encounters randomly.

Momo Yaoyorozu: For some reason it really likes to put him in Itsuka's bed.

Nejire Hado: Oh, well I'm in the bath right now.]

"Fuck." Itsuka swore and she glared at him. She mouthed something at him that he could only vaguely understand.

[Summoning Izuku Midoriya]

He really needed a return home function!

Instead of appearing above the water, and splashing down like he would have thought, he instead found himself placed directly in the water, face first into something large, round and soft. He didn't even need his eyes to determine exactly where his quirk had landed him. The sensation of boob, while different from girl to girl, was something his body instantly recognized.

"Well, your quirk really is kind of perverted." Nejire laughed, winking at him from between her breasts. Her long blue hair was somehow contained within a towel wrapped around her head. "So if I say that I'm naked, your quirk will teleport you to me? Wait, what if you're naked? Will I get teleported? What if I'm lying? Oh, this is fun."

Years of being an awkward teenager kicked in and Izuku went falling backwards in the large public bath he found himself in. Naturally, Nejire wasn't the only girl in here; indeed, it looked like the room was all but filled naked towel wrapped girls. There were a lot of them too. And all of them were looking at him, some were confused, others were embarrassed, but a lot of them were glaring at him. A few were even getting ready to use their quirks.

[Izuku Midoriya: Momo! Help! They're going to kill me!

Nejire Hado: Ooh, yeah, they do look really mad.]

[Reputation with Entire Female Student Body of U.A. - 100]

[Achievement Unlocked: Pervert

You have seen a lot of naked girls all at once!

Reward: Pervert title]

Only minus one hundred? That was pretty good considering some of them wanted to murder him.

[Per girl.]

Ahh that made more sense.

"Hey, wait, it's not his fault." Nejire scrambled up to block him from her classmates assault. "His quirk randomly teleports him to people he knows. He got in trouble and teleported to me! Be mad at me, not him, I'm sorry!"

"You're aware he's staring at your ass right?"

"So?" Nejire swished her hips. "Half of you have been staring at my boobs all morning!"

[Momo Yaoyorozu: Okay, I think I can do this. Uhh. One second.

Izuku Midoriya: Please, I don't know how long Nejire can keep them distracted.

Nejire Hado: Oh with my bigger boobies, it's pretty easy.

Momo Yaoyorozu: Alright. I'm trying on lingerie, maybe that will work?]

[Summoning Izuku Midoriya]

He appeared in front of Momo still soaked from the bath water, his heart pounding from, fear, excitement, and arousal. He was in her room, her bed looked like she had just gotten out of it, and her dresser was open. Momo stood there in her pajama pants, her shirt tossed to the ground and she had one hand in holding onto a bra as she tried to keep it on. The bra was nearly see-through in places and was covered in black frills that showed off every subtle curve of her breasts. While not as large as Nejire they were still nice, and very erotic. Her face was red and she turned away from him, revealing that the bra wasn't quite on yet. "I was uh, rushing to get you out of there, would you mind hooking me?"

He nodded and walked towards Momo. He grabbed onto both sides of the bra and looked at them there were little hooks in them, did they just latch on? "Do I just hook them?"

"Yes. That's it."

He brought the sides together and hooked them easily enough. "Like that?"

Momo nodded and stood straight, her shoulder blades moving between the bra straps with ease. There was something so incredibly sexy about her current state, the way the pajama pants hugged her hips, the subtle blush on her face, her exposed back and the way she let her hair drop from her hand.

"Yeah, that's it. Thanks, Izuku." Momo muttered looking out her window for a moment. She stood there biting her lip and then flashed her eyes to his. "How does it look?"

"Huh? Oh uhh, it looks great on you. I umm, you look great, Momo! Like always and I uhh, you're beautiful?" Why was she asking him? Oh god she was turning to him? Did he still have a boner? Yes. Dammit! And he was wet so it was even more noticeable. And here he was hoping for just a normal day of just hanging out with Itsuka and quietly wondering if it was a date!

Was it a date? He still didn't know!

"Thank you," Momo nodded towards him then she looked down and gasped. "Oh my Izuku!"

"Sorry!" He covered his junk.

"You're positively soaked! Here, let me draw a bath for you, then I'll see about getting you some dry clothes." Momo all but sprinted towards her bathroom.

XXXX

This was her chance right? It was their day off, and Izuku had all but shown up to her door step. This morning had been far more exciting than she would have thought after yesterday, but at the same time it wasn't terrible. Her heart was still pounding from Izuku seeing her in just a bra again, and she had even had him help put it on. She could have done so by herself, so why did she make him do it?

Oh right, she was crushing on him hard. Him and Itsuka. Eighteen years old and she was still discovering new things about herself. Like being bisexual.

Momo sighed and placed a hand over her now clothed chest and tried to calm her beating heart. Things only got worse when Izuku said she was beautiful. Seriously, apparently a few kind words and she was blushing up a storm and almost fainting.

"Izuku?" She said softly against her bathroom door. Knowing that Izuku was likely naked behind that door was exciting in the worst possible way for her. Why did she have to have a crush on her two best friends at the same time? It just wasn't fair! And then there was Nejire too, the girl was cute and energetic.

Whatever was she going to do?

A splashing noise came from beyond the door. "Uhh yeah? Am I taking too long? Sorry I can-"

"No!" She said that a bit too loudly. "I mean, uhh, no, you're fine."

Should she offer to wash his back?

"I have some clothes for you. I believe they should fit you. They'll be in the changing room when you're ready." Naked. Bath. Izuku! Should she join him? What was the relationship for that? No, it was just a friendly thing to do right? She already washed both Itsuka's and Nejire's back so there was nothing strange about washing Izuku's back.

"That sounds great! Thank you, Momo!" Izuku called from the other room.

"My pleasure. Umm, Izuku?" Momo asked again. "I umm, was wondering if you were doing anything today?"

There was an order to things. She was going to ask him out before she washed his back! And maybe he could wash hers? Ooh, if they dated for a year, she could use that as an excuse for an anniversary trip to a hot spring! Oh, unless they found a hot spring dungeon.

"Oh, I was going to hang out with Itsuka today."

Itsuka? She felt her heart drop to her stomach. Why didn't Itsuka say anything to her? Why didn't Izuku? Was there a reason why they didn't use the party chat to discuss this?

"Oh, do you want to join us?" Izuku asked, the sound of water falling on his head punctuated his sentence. "We're going to an arcade, and then to work out I think."

"Oh well, I wouldn't want to oppose."

"You wouldn't, I think, let's ask her."

[Izuku Midoriya: Hey, Itsuka, would it be okay if Momo joined us today?

Itsuka Kendo: ? I uhh, if she wants sure?

Nejire Hado: Join with what?

Nejire Hado: It sucks that I'm busy with classes but I want to know!

Itsuka Kendo: The arcade, you can come if you want, Momo.]

Her phone buzzed and Momo pulled it out to see a text from Itsuka.

Itsuka: Please don't come /

Itsuka: I'm sorry! But I'm planning on asking Izuku out and well umm yeah. Sorry!

Oh, so, that was how it was. Her heart buried itself deep within her stomach. She was right. She had been right all along. Itsuka had feelings for Izuku. And not for her. That meant that she was going to be left behind. Her two best friends were going to leave her behind. She didn't want to be there for that.

Guh! What was she doing? She should be supportive of her friends!

Momo: Oh! Don't worry! Let me know if you need anything?

Itsuka: *Heart Emoji*

With a shaking hand she put back her phone and sighed. She felt light headed, and she really didn't want to go out today anymore. She wanted to be alone.

Her voice cracked before she even spoke.

"I umm, Izuku, sorry, something just came up. I'm uhh. Afraid I won't be able to join you two."

"Oh, that's too bad. Maybe next time Momo. I did say we would try to hang out more together when we could. I'm going to keep that promise."

She bit her lip. She wasn't sure if he'd be able to keep that promise. "Thank you, Izuku. That means a lot. Now if you'll excuse me."

The moment she was out of the changing room she found the nearest private place and addressed the tears in her eyes. She was going to stay out of the way of Itsuka and Izuku's relationship, even if it broke her heart.

AN: Whoops, I dropped a lot of drama. Welcome to how I write harems! :D Anyways, this was supposed to be a fun chapter followed by Itsuka and Izuku's date, but that got uprooted by that juicy Momo scene.