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My heroic journey as a trap 2.0

fucking hell why the hell is my gacha so goddammit Annoying and why the hell do I look like this? fucking astolfo join me in my adventure in my hero academia or you could just leave fucking pussy

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The conversation and the skill

"would you look at that," I mumble to myself, giving a quick chuckle at the fact that I was arrogant enough, to think that I could at least land in the top 5.

[8th: Yeager marcin]

While my physical abilities are not bad by any stretch of the imagination, I still can not compete with quirks that enhance my opponent's body, (Lida Sato Kirishima Tsui) or versatility. (momo todoroki bakugo)

Of course, this doesn't mean that I can't beat them.

They are still human after all, even someone like All might, is susceptible to poison, or a knife to the brain and heart.

But in tests like these, I am unfortunately outclassed, my strength and effectiveness as a hero is contingent on my equipment and skills.

Heck, even someone like kaminari can one-shot me if I'm hit with his quirk without my costume.

Nonetheless, that will no doubt change, as I grow, and heck maybe I'll even get a race token, although I doubt that.

[20th: midoriya Izuku]

Things went exactly the same as in the anime, except for one thing...

For some reason, midoriya wasn't scolded for not having control over his quirk, or even endangered about being expelled.

Heck, he didn't even use it.

To quote what our dear sensei said, "he's a late bloomer, so he will not be using his quirk in this test for medical reasons, that also means that he won't have the threat of being expelled," end quote.

In the anime, nobody knew that he had just recently "awoken his quirk," they just assumed, that his quirk was just really hard to control.

Well I mean, Aizawa just thought he was lazy, but he was in the minority.

But it makes sense, I mean his ID passports and quirk certificate, will all say that he's quirkless, so he can't just show up saying that he has a quirk, unless he gets a check-up by a doctor who specializes in quirks. (AKA quirk doctor)

Considering all might, the number 1 hero is his mentor, then he probably had a friend of his, (who so happens to be a doctor) check up on the kid.

And probably used his resources and connections to smoothly change his status, from a quirkless boi, to a quirky boi.

Of course, he's probably smart enough to do it discreetly...right? I mean, if people found out that midoriya was getting help from their number 1 hero and celebrity.

That doesn't involve his usual work of protecting him from villains, then well, let's just that the media will be on his ass for years.

"Oi, pink sissy," a familiar obnoxious voice interrupted my musings.

Again... And also sissy? the fuck!?

"The fuck you want, Asshat," I spat out with so much venom that even an elephant would collapse, in under 2 seconds of being exposed to it.

"Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak up, I have trouble hearing the voices of those below me," he proclaims, a smug smile resting on his face.

[2nd: Bakugo katsuki]

This!... Fucking bastard! ...

Puuuuhh... okay calm down, don't get angry, that's what he wants...

"oh? Then I'm sure that someone like Yaoyorozu would love to talk to you, isn't that right?" I retort, with an easygoing smile, while pointing my thumb at the eavesdropping girl.

Realizing that she was caught, she tried to walk away, but instead, she gave out a cute yelp, as I held her arm to make sure she didn't go anywhere.

If I were a normal-looking dude, I would have been slapped, and then, thrown in prison for sexual harassment.

Looking like a girl has its advantages, you know.

Throwing my arm around her, I smirk smugly at the asshat in front of me, "hey yaoyoruzu, I bet it's sooo Nice that you can't hear the peasants around you I honestly envy you," I say giving her a discreet wink

She, being the "Queen" that she is, as some simps would say, completely understood the assignment.

And tried to copy my smile, although she looks more nervous, rather than smug like I do, but hey it's good enough.

"U-Uh Of course, it's an absolute blessing to not be able to hear the voices of those underneath me," yaoyoruzu ruthlessly destroyed the asshat with her surprisingly excellent snobbish voice

"HUH!? YOU WANNA GO TOO BITC-" the asshat yelled before being covered by a familiar scarf

"Seriously... You too... Stop giving me a dry eye" Aizawa grumbled before his eyes turned to glare at me

"and you... Don't bring other students into whatever husband and wife stuff you two have going on"

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"i. Wha..... THE FUCK?" I shout in complete revulsion at the very idea of that shit

"Language..." Aizawa murmured tiredly

"oh hell no! The fuck did you give that mental image for?"

"YEAH THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR I AINT INTO DUDES"

"just shut up and go home"

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"Fucking turn green already" I mutter impatiently tapping my right foot with my arms crossed

I was very annoyed I mean the fuck was that hobo insinuating? that I like dude? look I don't care or mind if someone's gay but

I ain't into that okay I enjoy the presence and body of women thank you very much

Oh, it finally turned green?

After a bit of walking, I finally made it back to the orphanage not even bothering to entertain anyone I immediately lock myself in my room and flopped onto the bed

[Gacha ticket]

It's finally time to spin this bad boy please for the love of God give me something good

[1 gacha ticket used]

[Spinning]

[Spinning]

[Spinning]

[*DING* congratulations you have gained the skill [Occlumency]

The hell? Can I even use this? I thought it required magic.

[*DING* incorrect it is something that benefits from magic but it can still be achieved without it]

I guess that's good? but is this even useful to me I mean I already have [Gamers mind]

Although I could maybe use it to enhance my mind like in those harry potter fanfics haah still kinda disappointed about but hey beggers can't be choosers

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[Occlumency] [level: 1] *burp* Mind rape is good - content cop boi

[passive] [gives you complete control over 1% mind whether it be memories learning capabilities or anything else that involves the mind]

[Cost] [NULL]