Salva and Yelena(chapter 88)

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"Ебать," Yelena couldn't help but curse as she saw the thing between Salva's legs, which he, of course, realized. So he said, "Do you have some clothes I can put on?" Yelena shook her head as she left the room. The moment she passed through the door, she peeked her head back in and said, "What?" before shaking her head again and getting the clothes. Ten minutes later, Salva, now wearing black pants and a red rose shirt, turned black glasses around. "So, what are you, some sort of weird dragon and T-Rex mix?" Yelena, who was still chomping down her ice cream, asked. Salva chuckled and said, "Yeah, precisely that is what I am." "Where did you come from?" she asked as Salva replied without hesitation."Antarctica, or more so from the Savage Land," causing Yelena to nod with affirmation as she said, "Right, plenty of странный there. And how did you suddenly appear?" she asked, leaning forward. 

"Oh, this," Salva then showed her the ring between his fingers, which caused Yelena to have a strange look on her face, forcing Salva to clarify, "It's a magic teleportation ring," he said. Yelena shrugged while Salva was staring at the papers on the wall, which had a list of things she loved, things she liked, and things she was neutral about

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Chapter 88

 "That is private," Yelena said with a frown as Salva said, "A journey of self-discovery is one of the bravest things a person can do. In fact, I am on one myself," he said as he smiled at her. "What is there to discover? You are a weird talking dragon/T-Rex," causing Salva to chuckle. 

"First of all, ouch, that hurts, you know. Just because I have tiny arms doesn't mean I can't feel any less pain than you," he joked, feigning being hurt. While Yelena continued to eat her ice cream, Salva just looked at her with a smile.

"What?" she asked as she looked at him weirdly.

"No, nothing. It's just that, are you really the best assassin in the world? Don't get me wrong, it's just that you look so cute for an assassin." Salva first saw a blush from Yelena, then a furious look from her.

"Well, let's see how cute I am when I put a bullet through your head?" she yelled as she took out her pistol.

Salva replied, "You know bullets can't pierce through my scales or my skin, and even if they could, you can't kill me," earning a confused look from the supposed best assassin in the world.

"I am sort of unkillable," he said. Yelena had a thoughtful look for a while before she said, "Unkillable?" Salva nodded. "Like if I put you in a vat of acid, you won't die, would you?" she asked as Salva shook his head.

"Hmm," she pondered for a bit as she looked at her whiteboard, before she smiled. "Ah, that is it," she said as she ran out of the room, leaving Clint and Salva confused before she came back with some sort of suit, which she then handed to him.

"Put this on," she said as Salva looked at her weirdly.

"What are you planning?" he asked as she groaned.

"Look, you just came out of the Savage Land, right? Aren't you bored?" she asked as Salva said, "Well, I am, but I won't be your meat shield," he said as he put on glasses.

"Alright, how about this: if you do this, I am going to owe you a favor, a favor from the best assassin in the world," she said with pride. Salva sighed, "Hmm, well I am bored," so he relented. Because he was bored, he got up and picked up the clothes she threw at him. He wanted to change clothes before he looked at her. Yelena then looked at him weirdly.

"What? I have already seen what you have to offer," she said as he continued to give her a deadpanned look.

"Fine, just be quick," she said as she then left the room, with Clint following behind her. Five minutes later, Yelena was ready in a White Widow suit, while Salva was also in a suit, a black one.

"So, who do you want taken care of?" Salva asked as he checked the suit, which was skin-tight, revealing his muscle outlines.

"Armament, a giant robotic corporation," she said as Salva shrugged.

"Not as fun as fighting a giant ice rhino, but it will do," he mumbled to himself as Yelena looked at him weirdly.

"What?" he said as she asked, "What is your name?"

Causing Salva to chuckle, "Oh, so now you want to know," he said as he leaned on the door.

"Name or I will just keep calling you динозавр," causing Salva to sigh.

"That doesn't sound nice, just call me Salva," earning him a weird look from Yelena who said, "Your name is Glory/Fame?"

Salva nodded, "Yeah, Glory/Fame."

Yelena then said, "Alright, Glory, let's move. I need to take care of them as soon as I can and return to my normal calm life," as they both left.

-scene change-

It was in the middle of the night, and in front of a large corporate building, Salva could be seen standing. In his ears, Yelena's voice could be heard, "That is it, get inside and create as big of a distraction as you can while I sneak in," causing Salva to retort, "Can't the world's best assassin get into a tiny little building?" Yelena's voice groaned through the comms, "You are the one who boasted about being unkillable. Let's see if that still holds," she said, mid-grunt, as if exerting effort. 

"Well, distractions it is," Salva smiled as steam came out of his body, his eyes turning golden and slanted. His body expanded a bit as scales appeared beneath his clothes, but he stopped there, examining himself, "Yep, this should do it," he smiled to himself before bursting through the door of the building. This immediately caused armed men in black to swarm the lobby. 

Salva stopped to admire the number of people surrounding him, who immediately opened fire without a second thought or speaking. Although the bullets shredded Salva's clothes, they couldn't penetrate his armor. His clothes were no more, causing him to grunt in annoyance as he said, "Hey, I was beginning to get comfortable in those." Although he wasn't naked, the scales that appeared on his whole body covered him, giving him a nice armor. 

After the bullets stopped, Salva cracked his neck and said, "Well, let's see how you guys handle heat," before he breathed a large stream of fire from his mouth, spinning 360 degrees, burning anyone who was close with an extremely hot fire.

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A/N: Well, here's another chapter. Hope you guys like it! Yes, everything is going to be from Salva's POV for a while, and trust me, I have a very good reason for this. I'm also working on something for Oliver. Plus, you've been with Oliver for 80-something chapters; let's change things up for a bit. Don't be a Sheldon; embrace change!