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Jack the Multiverse Police

Life was a bitch. A lesson that the eternal 21 year old NEET, Jack Freshman will never forget as he gets killed by the world's most ridiculous thing– A fidget spinner. But thankfully, a 2nd chance was on hand as the mysterious being simply named "G" reaches out to him and offers him a job he cannot refuse, not that he ever planned to. "Basically, I'm a police?" "I see no mistake whatsoever, the annoying buggers can get taken care off and you can do so as you please while doing your job, is it not a win-win, as your generation says?" Follow Jack Freshman on his adventures between many fictional worlds as he slowly but surely grows stronger. (Slow Pace, Asexual MC, Simple System)

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Chapter 9: Jack and Exorcists

(Recommended OST - Fate/Apocrypha: Knight of Rebellion)

Specifically 7 more exorcist came and surrounded me. Each of them pointed their lightsabers at me with hostile intentions, so much for being priests huh.

"Are you guys sure you want to point those advanced glow sticks at me?"

They replied by getting into a stance and gripping each of their swords tighter, the first exorcist stood up groggily, being gutted by a demi-god isn't a fun experience.

No longer treating them like a joke, a golden ripple appeared beside me.

They all got alarmed and exo 1 took a dash forward, attempting to stop me from making things fair with my own weapon.

"Hey, hey, that's rude you know?"

I leaned my head to the left, dodging his slow thrust and then kneeing him to the jaw and plainly crushing it as his whole chin blew up in a messy parade of blood and falling down lifelessly, just before each and every exorcist charged at me with ferocity, like I killed their mothers or something.

I planted my hand inside the golden ripple with a smirk on my face, as the 5 got closer, I used Chrono Burst.

From the point of view of a certain exorcist, I pulled out a katana from the golden ripple before blurring for a blink of an eye and an exorcist loses his head.

"F-Fas-"

I blurred once more and appeared in front of exo 3, slashing at him but miraculously getting blocked by his glow stick and getting us stuck in a blade lock. With a feral grin, I quickly loosend my grip on the katana, making him lean forward with him over forcing it. He didn't even see what happened as he lost his arm and leg in a blink of an eye. Then slowly, I held out my blade, watching him fall to it right through the neck.

"Oi, oi, are you guys really this slow?"

The katana I brought out was just a plain easy buy but sharp katana that I got for cheap, leaning it to my shoulders, I walked forward, making exo 4 desperately charging at me with his low level swordsmanship.

I took a regular kendo stance, there's no hurt in playing for a bit right?

"AH!"

He swung the glow stick at me, diagonally, aiming for my shoulders. I shifted the blade and blocked it with the blunt part of my blade before using that force to push his blades upward and blur again, appearing behind him as I slash the sword at the air taking the blood off from my sword, just in time as his neck bursted open spewing more blood.

"Exo 5 and 6~ are you both going to give me the satisfaction of the night?"

The 2 shivered in fear, I tilted my head and felt something wet in my cheeks.

"Oh? Sorry bout' that, you guys started it first anyways"

I wiped the blood of my face before I disappeared in my previous place to arrive beside exo 2, he fell down on his ass as he started back pedalling away from me while shaking his head in denial.

"Hey, do you have family or somethin' you have too much fear in you"

exo 2 nodded hesitantly, he probably thinks I was going to kill his loved ones because he shouted at me.

"NO! I- I only accepted this damn job because they said they'll help me heal my daughter!"

Ah, darn it.

"Tch, how am I supposed to kill you now? Sheesh, get out of here with your sob tale, I'm a papa's boy myself so treat your child like he saved your life"

He didn't look back and threw away his sword while running, first at all fours, then slowly he got back to his feet and darted off.

Exo 6, however, wasn't a family man and he took what he thought was my momentary lapse in awareness and tried to stab me in the back only to have his eyes widen as I blocked it with hilt of my katana.

"Garbage"

I hate backstabbers, especially if they had petty reasons like love or some material shit.

Without saying any further words, I spun to face him and coursed my katana straight for a thrust to his heart, followed by me blurring and him losing both his arms and legs, then his head, all with delays and the blood being a fireworks effect. (End of OST)

Meanwhile, exo 7 was watching all this, he was that certain exorcist who I intended to keep alive for numerous reasons.

I blurred once more and the first exorcist who attacked me got beheaded.

"Y-You! What are you?! How can you kill like that at your age?!"

I raised an eyebrow at him and smirked, lifting my katana and pointing it, sharp bit straight at his neck.

"What's your name, mister exo 7?~"

I threw away my masculine persona and reverted to my feminine side while I add a cute intonation at the end of my words, meaning I meant no harm.

"And what?! Do you think I'll tell you anything because you spared one of my comrades?"

I sighed and returned my katana back to the gates, after that golden particle completely disappeared, I placed both my hands at his shoulders and told him with a cute look.

"Your comrades won't see you as one once you tell them about your little Romeo and Juliet in this town"

His face paled, I saw his him grit his teeth before raising his arm and attempting to punch me.

Really? This is what I get for warning him?

I effortlessly ducked his punch and placed both my arms inside my skirt pocket while hopping away.

"I didn't catch your name yet, but I guess, since cat's out of the bag, I'll just say–"

I turned around and skipped my way away from the bloody scene.

"Good evening~ Yaegaki Masaomi"

Oof, I think I overdid my night time fun...

Actually, it doesn't matter, main casts doesn't even bother solving the shit about the 2, they won't cry if I use the shadow ruler of Kuoh for my own little plans...

"I sound like a villain"

I checked my general information and sighed.

[Chaotic Good]

"I guess I'll just continue to act like it"

*

The next day after that, a news report about a ketchup truck crashing and leaving a mess around the church was their excuse about it.

Maybe I should've just used the blunt side of my katana.

[Quest: Save The Juliet!]

[The Juliet of Kuoh is in dang-]

I immediately swiped the mission out of my field of vision with a deadpan look.

"No"