Chapter 8: Jack and Council

I imitated the formless shooter. Basketball was a good past time because I can stall the game and essentially get a few minutes off my back.

Now though, the day was over and I was sitting in my thr- chair in the StuCo room.

"Ja-Chan, the archery club is asking for mini-skirts as the uniform"

"Tell them to switch over to the cheerleader club"

An extremely big breasted ara-ara onee-chan was standing in front of me, no. I mean like, she had the biggest lump of meat I've ever seen and it was annoying, you don't know how much stress it caused me while I watched her move about.

Flat chests are truly a God made gift.

She was Saeko Sanada, western naming order so don't reverse it. She had a long black hair that reached the back of her calves and her bangs framed her face, hime-cut style. Her uniform was baggy because... you know why.

She's also effectively the 2nd dumbest person I've ever met, 1st being my manager in modeling.

She's dumb in a clumsy way, why she is the vice, I will never know.

All I knew was that once I asked for people willing to help me as the president, she nominated herself and she WON, either by boobs or the females thinking that I needed a onee-chan type to complete the super competent cool younger bro and the clumsy but protective older sis stereotype you see in eastern entertainments.

She's 2nd year by the way, so yes, she is somehow older than my current age.

"Prez, the budget of the video game club has somehow gone past it's previous limit, should I forcefully limit them or-"

"Tell them I sent them my regards, I'll be dropping in there tommorow so I'd see"

"Understood"

That was my secretary, the 2nd smartest in the school. At the moment anyways. She's an aloof, loose hair syled, more-teacher-than- student, 3rd year. Her hair was red, a certain tomato highschool idol color like.

Her name was probably the weirdest I've ever heard in Japanese standards, Neko Samehime, or so you can share my weirdness, Cat Shark Princess.

She was tall, a women's basketball ace. Her legs were something from another planet, let's keep it at that.

The last one was the male I was currently using as my foot stool.

An cute little shota that happens to be in here and does the rest of the jobs of the other positions. He's just short, he's 2nd year just like my vice, he has a glorious harem protagonist standard hair-do and well, he's a masochist. A bad one, that it somehow awoke my inner S.

"My King~ Ooogh, o-o-our plans for the upcoming halloween gained massive s-s-support from the, the..."

I kicked him in the head.

"Don't stutter"

"Yes!~"

He immediately stood up and gave me a salute, repeating his words with no stutter.

"The plans for the upcoming halloween has gained the support of the entire student body, the teachers as well approved"

He was small, I had to stress that fact. He was so cute and small that my feminine side was slightly into S-ing him from time to time.

FROM TIME TO TIME.

Still, his news was a shock.

"So they think that a school-wide haunted house recreation is going to work, huh?"

"Ja-Chan, why so you seem so sarcastic about it?"

Showing her brain capabilities isn't she?

"Do you even know how hard to manage a whole school wide activity is?"

She tilted her head and pouted while tapping her index to her lump of meat.

It bounced.

It fucking bounced with a light tap.

G, why is this a thing?

"I don't know?"

I'd kill myself if you did.

"J-!?"

A cold feeling drowned my back in sweat, no it was the feeling of something extremely terrifying.

I didn't bother answering her and looked out to the window, I moved my wheeled chair to the wooden table to get a closer look, ignoring the eyes following me.

No, I needed to ignore it. Something was happening in the supernatural side of the world, a massive amount of magic was just used that even someone like me who was just able to feel Mana because of Gaia's Blessings was able to feel it, this can mean 2 things, a super Devil has appeared or the Juliet of Belial was doing something...

"Extremely stupid"

"Ja-Chan, I know I'm not that smart but I try hard you know?"

I didn't glance at her and tried to feel more of whatever was releasing the damn magic.

"Not you, I just remembered someone doing something stupid"

...

Tch. It disappeared, either it kept in its power or Juliet was dead, the latter was bad, really bad because it means my head is in a noose every time I go out, the former however, was the lesser of the 2 evil, so I found myself wishing she died or something even better.

I looked towards the trio who was still confused about my sudden interest in windows, I pointed at the wooden table right beside me, fingers pointing down and tapping it exaggeratedly.

"Finish everything for me, I have to go home early, understood?"

"""Yes!"""

The 3 agreed in unison, I nodded and headed for the exit, I'm gonna have a fun night time.

*

I walked down the streets of Kuoh with a jovial mood, my entire being was exuding "fresh spring happy girl", this was the time where I give in to my feminine side, Hideyoshi isn't a peaceful sex.

I wore a white virgin killer top, my hair tied into mini twintails using cute looking ribbons and clips that kept my bangs to my right side, I wore black stockings along with a black skater skirt that left nothing to territories.

I had simple pink rubber shoes, and my hands were adorned with bracelets of cute variety.

I was indeed cross-dressing but it wasn't because I liked it (AN: He does) it's just easier to move in, kinda like how the Scottish wore skirt like bottom wear back then.

I did my best to filter out the pointless comments about my cuteness and beauty and so on and so on and fished for info about anything weird happening around the church.

"Hey did you hear about the sudden gas leaks in the church area?"

"Maybe the priest there has gone senile, sheesh, good thing no one was killed"

Really? Gas leaks? AT A CHURCH?! Can I ask how exactly this world hasn't revealed the supernatural yet if that was their best excuse?

Taking note of the info that a battle must've happen, I sped up my pace and headed for the church, the nearest one.

As soon as I stepped into the area, a field tried to stop me, an illusion with a minor barrier one, made so that normal peeps cannot see anything different and force them out if their curiosity ever killed the cat. On that particular thought, a sudden mystery arrived at my brain.

"Koneko wasn't flat was she?"

Hmm, I wonder who's cuter, me or her? That's something I have to ponder on later, I can't have a kouhai of the future be cuter than me! It's not justice! Flat is justice, and I'm flat!

"Oi, kids like you shouldn't be here"

"Hm? Mister? Do you know what's happening here?"

A man in priestly robes came near me, appearing out of nowhere as he stared at me, trying to see if I was a devil or not.

"Yes, this is a place of God, and the Devils has desecrated it because they did not like the way our God condemns them"

I smiled cutely at him, leaning a little to him, allowing him to sniff my therapeutic aroma.

Actually it's just perfume but you get the thing.

"I'm a man of God, seduction doesn't work against us you dev- no, you're a human. Are you a magician then?"

"Ah~ cat's out of the bag huh? Don't worry priestchy, I come in peace"

I gave him a peace sign and continued my way towards the church, he tried to stop me forcefully this time but my 15 agility was something a mere exorcist would never hope to match.

Without looking backwards, I shifted a little to the right and caught his arms by the wrists, changing the way I talked and gave him and the exorcist with him the biggest ass whipping of their fake christian lives, seriously, this people weren't remotely faithful. If they did then they'd keep talking until I attack first, that's how they should work in my opinion anyway.

Back to the arm my right hand was gripping with 11 strength, I heard his bones cracking as he shouted.

"Has anyone ever told you that touching a lady at night is pretty... rapey?"

"NO ONE SAYS THAT!"

"...Meh, I did just now right?"

"Wha-"

And so I punched him in the solar plexus, knocking the air out of him as his fellow exoes started coming after me.

"Now, then. I guess, I'll still end up asking with bit of force huh?"