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After our conversation, Sakazuki and I became closer. I spent the week with him before going off to 'finish the project'. I felt bad lieing to him about it but at least I got a special rock out of it. I did however make a dumb decision, while waiting for the group to finish training.

As I dashed around to find the straw hats, I accidentally stumbled into a pirate banquet... Hosted by Shanks. Thankfully I had on my No Face outfit on. I nodded to the group before turning and walking back the way I came. Shanks however tried to use conquerors haki to knock me out of the sky. I weighed my options and chose to play along, paying the system to give me the ability to be faceless and change my face as I pleased while keeping my sight. So I 'fell' into the ocean and was caught.

I was tied up and they couldnt figure out how to take my mask off. Yasopp figured it out. Once my front mask came off, my kakashi mask and headband over my 'eyes' came next. They freaked the fuck out and nearly pissed their pants. I faked a yawn, speaking into their minds so I sound like I'm talking, "Now thats rude."

Slowly changing my face to look like Shanks, I smiled, "Thanks for the new faces though. I can now infiltrate and pretend to be you lot."

"Like hell you will!" Yasopp yelled and tried to shoot me.

I didnt move or flinch as the bullets hit my head and heart. After the wound closed up, I changed to Yasopps face and smiled again, "I'm a creature of nightmares. As long as bad dreams are out there, I'll still live."

"How could I knock you out then?" Shanks said with a smirk.

"You didn't. I went along with it so I could get your faces," I smirked and changed into Garps face, "Besides I wont fight you. I'm looking for straw hats so I can see my friends."

"What?" they said.

I changed to luffy's face, "Just want to see my friends before I go to war."

"What war?" Shanks asked.

"Ninja war. Bye," I said and disappeared before reappearing, "Woops, forgot my masks."

As I took my masks and fled, the red hair pirates seemed baffled.

--

Finding the straw hats heading toward an island, two weeks from land, I smiled and landed on Usopp's shoulder as he tinkered, "I have heard of your escapades."

"Holy fuck! When did you get here?!" Usopp yelled.

"Dont you know fucks cant be holy?" I asked him.

"What?" he asked me back.

"I just got here," I said and smiled, "Guess who I met?"

"Who did you meet?" he asked.

I took off my mask and let my face change a few times, "These people! Dont worry, I learned how to control it so i can copy faces instead of steal them." As I finished speaking, I stopped on Yasopp's face.

"You met my dad?!" Usopp yelled.

"Stop yelling!" Nami yelled as she came out of the ship.

I put my masks back on and waved at her, "Hey."

I was soon tackled, "You didnt answer for three days. I want all four, now or I'll dismember you!"

I laughed, "I'll answer once you get up. I know everyone listens to my answers so I'll wait for them."

Zoro huffed and Nami collected the crew. Zoro raised an eyebrow, "Your answers?"

"Three days ago, my answer was: Because it feels the most like home," I said.

"How is that?" Robin asked.

"The comfort and safe feeling I get when laying with them... It feels like home," I said.

"Strangley not perverted... What's next?" Zoro asked.

"Because of insanity," I said and nodded.

"I knew you were insane," Zoro and Nami said.

"You would be as well if you died almost 70,000 times. They gave my sanity back," I said.

"That I understand," Chopper said.

"What's the next reason?" Sanji asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Because of craving," I said.

"Finally, a perverted answer," Sanji sighed.

"What about it?" Franky asked.

"After spending an entire night, being taken every which way, then morning comes and they have to leave for work or something. You crave for them to come back quickly and roughly take you," I said.

"And whats todays?" Brook asked.

"Because of pain," I smiled.

"I knew you were a masochist," Robin declared.

"No my dear, I'm not. The sheer amount of pain I go through is enough for anyone to wish they were dead. The pain they give is the sole reason I choose to live...," I said.

"What's up with you? You changed," Luffy said from the figurehead of the ship, not looking at me.

"I finally told the truth to someone. They accepted me anyways," I said.

"Oh like what?" luffy asked.

"Cant say...." I mumbled.

"We're friends, arent we?" Luffy asked.

"Indeed. But what I say will hurt everyone here, including you," I said and looked at Zoro.

I earned glances from everyone so I nodded and jumped into the air, "I have multiple lovers. Three of them are not particularly tall compared to the Lion, Tiger, Bear, and Wolf, however the three are tall men."

"Who are they?" Zoro asked.

"Be careful what you ask. Luffy may just get offended by my answer," I smiled.

"Just tell us already," Luffy said unamused.

"The ever so stoic Lion, Aokiji. The ever so ferocious Tiger, Sakazuki. The ever so protective Bear, Garp. The ever so plotting Wolf, Sengoku. The ever so stormy Hurricane, Dragon. The ever so glaring Hawk, Dracul. The ever so brooding Smokey, Smoker," after speaking, I saw the crew look at me with different gazes.

Laughing slightly, I spoke again, "I actually just got back to Sakazuki. We've been fighting since my adoptive brother was killed by him. I nearly killed him when I saw him. But I guess it's a bit of a curse, love that is, since I cant leave him alone. Fuck does he break someone."

Luffy tried to punch me, but I avoided it, continuing, "And Aokiji, I mean damn is he bold. My first was with him. He was so rough, I think that what got me started on it."

Robin tried to use her devil fruit but I kept disappearing, speaking from shadows, "And Sengoku really knows how to twist an arm. Making you choose between two impossible choices is what he excels in. And you havent even seen the half of it."

Usopp tries to snipe me, I dodged and stood upside down in the air, "Oh was Garp great. Normally a very sensual man. But since his grandson died, he needed somewhere to rage. Good thing I cant die!"

Luffy became more vicious, I laughed and dodged everything, "Dragon is also very sensual. It's a nice mix up from the normal beatings and death. Dont get me started on Hawkeye, he loves to beat me with whips and chain me up. Fuck, it turns me on thinking about it!"

Small clouds, fists, rockets, ammo, and other projectiles came toward me. I sidestepped everything, "And you'll never hear me complain about Smoker. He really knows how take care of someone and make them feel so much pleasure. Hes also bold, doing things secretly in public. Fuck I cant wait to see him again."

"Knock it off! This is bullshit!" Zoro yelled.

Silence rang over the area. Soon a group appeared by my side, Aka leading them. "Its time to come home and sleep," a hooded figure said, avoiding the others gazes.

"Are you done training?" I asked the group. They nodded so I nodded back, "In a week, we attack."

They nodded again, this time Garp lifted me into his arms, "Sleep for now. I'll explain to this lot what's going on."

I curled up in his arms and started to drift off to sleep when I heard a yell, "Grandpa! How could you?!"

"Shut up Luffy! You dont know even half of whats going on! He's your son, speak to him!" Garp said and shoved Dragon forward.

Dragon took his hood off, "Luffy, No Face hasnt ate or sleep for over a week. Give No Face a break. If your Grandfather and I can accept No Face, so can you."

"You're all sleeping with the enemy!" Luffy yelled.

"Not everything is so black and white," Dragon said fed up.

"What do you mean?" Robin asked.

"He means that Sakazuki was controlled, you bunch of bumbling fools. I'm still trying to undo the crap placed on him without alerting the fool behind it. A minute ago we were being watched, so I put on a show," I said calmly, still laying in Garps arms.

"....So you arent with them?" Luffy asked.

"No, I am. It's better to tell half truths than full lies," I said.

"What did you lie about," Zoro asked.

"Who does what," I said and laughed slightly.

Sanji facepalmed with Zoro. I waved and said goodbye to the crew as I spoke mentally to the group, 'We attack in four days.'

--

-ding-

-Alert. Once you defeat Kenpachi Zaraki, you will have 1 hour to find a place to sleep. WARNING: Lieutenant's will not sleep, cant leave the island, and may be driven mad. Advised to change lieutenant to captain or get lieutenants to cultivate-

-Alert. You are requested to stop acting crazy and begin the process-

'Is there any other way?' I asked.

-Death-

'Other than that?'

-Negative. Please begin-

Sighing, I knocked Akainu out and forced him to become a captain. I left his appearance the same, made him a half elemental, half demon, so he keeps his lava but no more water weakness. Hes both tank and long range, so I dont know what to set him as but for now hes the 10th captain. I set him decide the skills later but his curse is the curse of fire. Basically the heat he has changes depending on the mood he is in, so whoever he sleeps with will be burned badly, his anger turns everything to dust so he has to control it or kill allies.

Keeping him knocked out, I lamented mentally, 'I'm the first captain. Dragon is second. We dont have a third or fourth. K is fifth. Smoker is sixth. Garp is seventh. We dont have an eighth or ninth. Sakazuki is tenth. Mihawk is eleventh. We dont have a twelfth. Sengoku is thirteenth..... Aka, which captain are you?'

'That depends on my nen ability... I'd like to awaken it and be either research or medical,' Aka said mentally.

'Are you thinking...?' I asked thinking of a certain feline nen user...

'Yes. But I have idea that is a tiny bit similar,' Aka said.

'After tomorrow, we are going to have hellish training... I'll find the people for the rest of the positions...'

-ding-

-Quest update! Dont let the world know your organisation exists. Blame the marines and rebels. Reward: ???, ???, ???-

-Quest update! Have all 13 captains before attacking. Failure: returned to the day you arrived. Reward: ??? bloodline-

-Mind control over Akainu has been removed completely. 2 days before waking-

"Shit...." I said as I looked at my captains.