Debauchery Tea Party

"I'm home...," I said quietly.

"An hour?" Sakazuki questioned.

"I outfitted him after cleaning his apartment...," I said.

"Why did you do that?" he frowned.

"Because he had less in his entire apartment than I do in my room without the storage relics. I felt responsible and pushed stuff on him... it's the lower end stuff I have..." I confessed.

"Did he ask you to?" he was angry.

"No, he refused for a while so I left as soon as I could so he couldnt return it," I said quickly.

He calmed a bit, "And did you bind it all to him?"

"Yes," I responded.

"And how is he handling your... relationship so to speak?" he asked.

"He isnt rejecting it but also said nothing about it," I said.

"Alright. I'm turning in, I have a lot to do tomorrow since I had to deal with you. What are you doing tomorrow?" he asked.

"My instincts have calmed a lot so I should have a mostly normal day tomorrow," I said.

"And at night?" he raised an eyebrow.

"I'll warm your bed...," I said and averted my eyes.

"Mm good. Go to bed, it's late," he said and went to his room, closing the door behind him.

I sighed happily and smiled, going to my room and closed the door. 'Soundproof please'

-Barriered soundproof is on-

'Thank you.' I took a deep breath and pulled out a remote, turning the speaker on. Connecting my phone by bluetooth, I smiled and made clones, "Good Evening, ladies, gentlemen, werecats, and souls. Today has been hellish so let's dive right in."

I snapped and I was in my Shiro outfit, "You may change."

My clones changed into different outfits and I tapped the staff on the ground, a round table appeared with bottles of alcohol, "Unwind and we can discuss topics of interest before the real party."

"Here here!" they cheered and we started drinking.

"Damn does that tiger go!" Persian said.

"I prrrrefurrr Lions," Lion Nyanta said.

"We know!" x6

"But Ryu... Oh that ass!" Krusty said.

"Scoff, Is that how you treat lovers?!" Akastuki asked.

"He didnt speak up, so he must have been okay with it," I said obviously.

"Uh... hes been in love with you for 10 years and you treat him like that?" Akatsuki said.

I was stupified.

"You're oblivious this time around," William said.

"Well I sealed 99% of my abilities unless I'm fighting so... Besides I miss the straight forward talks," I said and downed a bottle.

I created a clone and made it Grefia again. It asked, "Boss, I want cat ears too... and to formally request we reenact a music video."

"Done. What song, love?" I asked with a smile and British accent.

"A-ah... Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke...," she smiled as she made cat ears.

"And the parties verdict on the first song?" I asked the group.

"YEAH!" they cheered and downed the bottles.

"Alright, but first, you know the rules," I said seriously.

"Pfft.. Boss, your the one not doing it," Tabby said.

"Indeed...," I said and sighed, "I'll start off tonight with a light joke. What do you get when you cross wonder woman with a transformer?"

"No clue..." x7

"AMAZON PRIME!" I said and smiled, holding back a laugh.

"Pft... oh god! it's so bad!" Persian

"Dont ever repeat that! hahahaha!" Krusty

"Pft hahahaha!" x5

"Hahaha alright, since you laughed, drink!" I smiled.

They drank half a bottle each before tabby stood, "Alright, I'll go. What does the mafia and pussies have in common?"

"Pft... What?" I asked. The others were cracking up as well.

"One slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit." tabby smiled biting back laughter.

We all busted up laughing for a while. William stood, "What's the best part about gardening?"

We looked at him questioningly. He smirked, "Getting down and dirty with your hoes."

"Bahahaha!" I couldnt hold it in and had to open another bottle. We shared more jokes for ten minutes. Sadly we still couldnt not laugh at all jokes. When we were done, we each had about 10 bottles. I mean we could barely feel it so I stood up and said, "Very well then. Our lovely miss Greyfia has asked of us to enact a music video for her pleasure. Let us do it... IM ROBIN THICKE!"

"T.I." Persian called out.

"Pharrell!" William called out.

"We can use stuffed animals instead of a real lamb," I said as everyone changed and I was in a black and white suit. Once us three 'guys' were dressed, the others turned into sexy girls. I smiled and Greyfia sat on a pillow on the floor in front of the window. I tossed the remote to her and clapped, the walls now white and furniture changed. She turned the music on and we reenacting the video.

At the end, I was the only one standing because they have 10% of my strength. I killed them and became drunk...

I clapped and the room became normal again. I grinned after getting an idea, 'Let's do it.'

Making sure everything was okay, I made a clone, "Sober clone. COpy me 100%! aaand sleep. Juss in case he checken up. Goddit?"

My clone nodded and passed out in my blankets. I grinned and opened my window, 'Unseal air walking abilities and keep leaking energy from effecting anything.'

-Spirit pressure unsealed temporarily-

I stepped onto the air and stumbled a bit before quietly closing the window. Step 1: Sneak out. Check!

Step 2: Get to Kuzans without anyone seeing. Let's go!

As I dashed over a few apartment buildings and stopped just outside Kuzans, I drank another bottle and used the 'notice me not' charm. Dispelling it, I quietly knocked on Kuzans door.

He didnt answer so I checked the time... 1 am... PERFECT! I know hes home so I'll just... picking the lock I grinned and went to his bedroom.

Should I be nice? I didnt know so I made a clone, "Should I wake him nicely?"

My clone made a thinking face and dove on the bed before it killed itself. I was so shocked, my mouth dropped and I watched as Kuzan angrily rolled over and yelled, "Just let me sleep!"

I smiled, "But I wanna dance with no pants on."

"What?!" he jumped when I responded like that.

"Hollah! Pfft... Ah, I laughed at my own joke...," I downed half a bottle and smirked, "All I wanna know is, sexy can I."

He was so confused he didnt respond. And so I grinned and drank the rest of the bottle, "I wantsa skate. Come an freezes da lakes er I'm gonna strippers."

"You're drunk. Go home," Kuzan said and sighed.

"Nah, I'm Gucci," I said and took my shirt off, "Imma strip till ya agrees."

"No. Go home," he said seriously.

"Awe. Why so serious? hahahaha!," I drank the rest of the bottle and grabbed another, "Bottoms up, bottoms up, aye what's in ya cup? got a couple bottles but a couple ain't enough."

He looked at me like I was crazy so I grinned maniacally, "I'm in a reeealllly good mood.... Ya dont wants to come an dance wit me?"

"No. Go home," he frowned.

"If you ain't gonna I'll assssk Sin -hiccup- goku ta makes ya do's it," I smiled and took off my hat, "Ba sides, I tolds ya I'd strip."

"Fine! Keep your clothes on!" he said worriedly.

I grinned harder and smiled, "Izza seecrets! Kay?!"

"Yeah, yeah. Did you sneak out?" he asked.

"Mmm ma winow," I took off my belt, "Na frozens yet."

"Okay okay! Let's go, I'll do it now only if you put your clothes back on," he said.

"Only ifs ya curry meh!" I said and chuckled, "Ya feels sho nice I wanna... mmm damn yer mean."

He looked at me oddly as he got out of bed, "What are you talking about?"

"Baby cant you see? How these clothes are fittin on me! And the heat comin from this beat! I'm about to blow! I dont think you know! ....hehehahahahaha!" I couldnt help teasing him and each thing I found funny, I HAD to drink. Tea party rules.

"Eh?" he seemed confused.

"FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB! THERE ARE NO RULES!" I said and laughed myself onto the edge of his bed. I leaned back to finish the bottle and my head fell into his lap, "Ha-Why hell low shun shine. Com mere often?"

"Should I take you home?" he asked.

"Imma be neked before we get der. I wants ta skates!" I declared and stood up, opening his window, "Oh rights... Yer door my be broke..... Yer welcome."

As I stepped into the air, Kuzan tried to grab me. I dodged and licked the side of his face, "Mm das right, yet blood tase DElicious!"

I threw a shoe in the air. He panicked, "Go to the lake, I'll be right there."

"Mmm no. I can takes us, Promises," I grinned as he came out the window.

"I'll use soro to get there, go first," he smiled.

"Its seecrets, member? You tell an I wont be sho nise," I said and drank out of a new bottle.

"Yes, yes. Let's go," he sighed.

I nodded and grabbed his arm, "Dis way!"

As I sped off to the lake, I found a tiny snail on a rooftop and picked it up, "Hey teeny shnail. Wantsha have shome fun?"

The snail nodded, "Gud shnail. Oyyyy Kuzaaaan I gots a new bebe shnail!"

"Lucifer, your really drunk," he commented.

"Ah coursh! Didja know, didja know?!" I asked as if it was obvious why.

"No way really?! Tell me about it," he said fake excitedly.

"Yew dunno?!" I asked drunkenly before dashing off again and stopping in front of a lake with the snail on my head, "I'm gonna be brorrowing yer ice sickles, don fucks about."

Grabbing my phone I played a song we all know, and sang to it. "Da shnow glowe white onna mountain tanight!"

As I sang the song and dragged Kuzan around, the lake turned to ice and a mini ice castle (house sized) was made. After the song ended I pulled him to the side, "Do yew wanna build da shnowman?"

He looked at me oddly. I smiled brightly, "DO YEW WANNA BUILD DA SHNOWMAN! Cmon letsh go an palay!"

As a snow man was made, I grinned bigger. The snow man formed but not alive... I put some twigs, carrot, and coal on him, "Pwease I know yer in der..."

The snowman twitched, I made a weird excited noise like the little girl from despicable with the unicorn... The snowman moved, "Hi, I'm olaf and I like warm hugs!"

"OLAF!" I half yelled.

"HELLO PERSON I DONT KNOW!" the snowman said excitedly.

I grabbed Kuzans hand and crushed him, "I met yew. Now da exshitment is gon. Oi! Oi! Either shkate, danshe, or drink wit me!"

"I'm worried you'll get alcohol poisoning if you drink more," Kuzan sighed.

"PICK ONE OR ILL SHTRIP!" I declared.

"What let's me go to bed sooner?" he asked.

"Kish ma bebe shnail!" I declared.

"....No." he frowned.

"Wellllll yew cannat drink me unner da table. Sho shkate er danshe," I smirked, both will be taxing for him.

"Any other option?" he asked hopefully.

"Yesh," I grinned.

"I dont like your grin," he stated.

"Das okay, I don like yew attitude but I'm not bein a doodle bouts it," I shrugged.

"What?" he looked at me oddly.

I opened my phone, put on a song and smirked, "Iz goin down. Im yellin timber! Yew betta move, yew betta dance! Les maka night yew wont memember, I'll be da one yew won ferget!"

As I sang my other shoe came off and so did both my socks. He sighed, "If your father finds out I let this happen, I'll be killed for sure!"

"He won believes it. Sleepys clone doin it fer me," I chuckled, "Asides... Okay googles, dance music!"

"Playing Cake by the ocean by DNCE"

I started skating and dancing, downing a bottle every few minutes until a certain song came on. I pulled Kuzan onto the Ice as the song started, I sang along, "Ice ice bebe!"

Kuzan went with it and I had fun. Step 2 and 3 done. It's now 2 am and I decided to be a little mopey. As I played Collide by Howie Day, I watched the stars and sang along. Kuzan dozed off and I made a clone.

"Can you do that?" I asked.

"No. He wouldnt like it," clone said.

"Very well," I sighed and the clone was gone. I played 100 Years by Five For Fighting, Superman (it's not easy) by Five For Fighting, One call away by Charlie Puth, and finally I played Randy Travis.

When it got to Randy Travis songs, I let out a mocking laugh, "Oh Randy. You really know how to get me."

I hadnt realized that a few people were watching and listening.