Kumo Spy Quest!
'Haaaa... so boring... sucks to be a kid.'
You might be wondering what I am doing right now. Right now I am just staring at roof wondering why I was excited about bloody reincarnating. I can't do anything but sleep, eat and shit on my diapers. And worst of all I gotta suck tits of an old hag ninja. Yup, my family sucks so bad that my own fucking mother won't breastfeed me.
"Aahh... Akira-kun open your mouth time for your milk."
'Daaaamniiittttt!'
The old hag is too much for me... and on top of that I can't use my game system since there's a fucking age restriction of 3 years old. I can only view my status screen like an idiot. Haaaaa... I can just hope that I will be able to survive this nightmare.
Timeskip 5 years
Finally my time to shine has come. Everyone will bow before my awesomeness cause I am finally on my way to become a legit ninja. I will be attending the academy in a week now. But still in these 5 years I learned of many things. Number one is that Namikaze Minato is the Hokage and his wife are Uzumaki Kushina and Uchiha Mikoto. That info nearly fried my brains if not for my Gamer Mind skill. And speaking of that let me again see my fabulous STATUS.
[Name - Haruno Akira
Title - Gamer (Gives skills Gamer Mind and Gamer Body)
Age - 5
Lvl - 3
Exp - 120/600
HP - 360/360
CP - 220/220
STR - 41
DEX - 43
VIT - 36
INT - 22
CHA - 25
Stats points - 0
Cheat Code
Instant Mastery - Any skill learned will instantly be max lvl.
Skills
Gamer Mind Lvl Max (Passive) - Grants total calmness in any kind of situation and also immunity to mental status effects.
Gamer Body Lvl Max (Passive) - Grants body that will let you live in that of a video game world.
Absolute Chakra Control Lvl Max (Passive) - Allows you to have absolute control over your chakra.
All chakra related skills cost 75% less chakra.
Chakra Enhancement Lvl Max (Active) - Allows you to enhance your body through chakra.
X3.5 STR and DEX when active.
Sense Presence Lvl Max (Passive) - Allows you to have detect and recognise all living being in the radius of 6.5 kilometers.
Killing Intent Lvl Max (Active) - Allows you to project your killing intent to your target to cause devestating effects.
Mental status Fear is applied to your target causing 55% of all Stats drop.
Killing Intent won't work on people who is 40 levels higher than the user.
Drunken Fist Taijutsu Lvl Max (Passive) - A fighting style based on a drunk martial artist. Many might not think highly of this fighting style but it is one of the most fearsome and unpredictable fighting style out there.
25 VIT 30 DEX 25 STR]
Aaah... everytime I see my stats I almost get orgasm. Drunken fist was a skill I didn't even think about getting since I got it accidently while drinking a sake while training. Though for other skills I did work 10 seconds for it. LOL. I am too much. Still I need to lvl up but without any quest I can't lvl up and I can't get any decent quest until I attend the academy. I guess I will just wander around Konoha for a while... man I wish something exciting would happen like saving a princess or maybe killing a spy.
"Hmm? What the hell is that guy doing?"
Unknowingly I have stumbled myself in the red light district it seems and I come across a guy carrying a girl about my age running through the alley. Hmm... something doesn't feel right.
[Ting! Quest Alert!
Save the girl from the Kumo Spy!
Rewards
Exp 20,000
Unknown
Lightning Affinity]
Oh yeah! Finally some action. Sucking in deep breath I use Chakra Enhancment to increase my speed. He's hiding behind that wall. Let's see your Lvl...
[Kumo Spy Lvl 76]
... Jesus christ how the fuck am I supposed to fight that kind of monstrosity. I guess this quest isn't meant for me to complete. It is't compulsory quest after all. I will just inform the ANBU... OMG! I cant sense any fucking ninja around. WTF! Are they doing? Man this is why I don't like Konoha. Full of sissy and hypocritical bastards. They call themselves strongest of the 5 hidden village yet their security is so lax. I guess the girl had a bad luck, nothing I can do about it.
Before leaving I look one more time at them. SHIT! I can't leave. The guilt trip will haunt me... Dammit I will just wing it. I am supposed to be trolling the ninja world for fuck's sake.
"STOP! I won't let you kidnap her!"
Oh... damn I am an idiot! I could have sneak attacked him.
"Damn brat! Get lost or I will kill you."
He releases his killing intent but thanks to my Gamer Mind it has no effect. I pretend to get scared for 1 second then instantly rush at him using my Drunken Fist Taijutsu.
"Shit! What kind of monster are you?"
Without any kind bullshit reply I engage him in a furious close range combat. Dammit! Even with my Drunken Fist I can barely hit him. I don't know how long I have been fighting him but feels like eternity.
"Die! You little monster. [Lightning style - Electro Magnetic Murder]"
Shit! I get hit right on my abdomen with that freaking lightning.
[Critical Hit 300 Dmg Recieved]
Oh my lord! Bullshit! I can barely stand.
[Ting! New skill learned.
Lightning Resistance Lvl Max (Passive) - Reduces lightning based damage by 75%.]
I have no time to look at the skill notification as the Kumo Spy takes out his kunai to pierce it inside my heart. Ha... ha... calm down... okay focus. I focus all my remaining chakra in right hand to give him a final attack.
[Ting! New skill learned.
Limit Breaker Fist Lvl Max (Active) - An attack that uses all the chakra as a final resort to cause devastating strike. Warning! Will lose conciousness after using it due to chakra exhaustion.
CP x STR x DEX plus 1000 Damage.]
Holy shit! It's a kamikaze attack. Alright! It's do or die.
"Die you bastard!"
Shouting I launch my attack.
Boooommmmmm!
The attack I launched was so strong that my fist instantly crushed the kunai and hit his chest only to explode his body into thosands of tiny pieces. Before losing my conciousness I look over the girl only to see several ANBU and a girly looking blonde guy blocking her vision. Nice job! Then I faint.
[Ting! Quest Complete!
Exp 20,000 recieved!
Naruko is now your fiancee!
Lightning Affinity received!]