The Importance of Underwear

"Come on, come on, how the hell did you see kindness and justice from the wild boar?" Wang Zhen looked at Mountbatten angrily, speechless about this guy's brain circuit.

The laughter of the crowd attracted the attention of other breakfast guests. Wang Zhen hurriedly silenced everyone, and nodded to the other guests to express his apology.

"Quality, pay attention to your quality!"

"Well, what nickname do you think you should be called?" Byrne asked with a smile.

"Young Xia!" Wang Zhen patted his chest and said, only the title "Young Xia" fits his temperament.

"Invincible?" Mountbatten rubbed his chin and muttered, "Well, it's not bad."

"Who is this?" Kenan asked.

"The main character of a comic released by Image Comics in 2003 is of Asian descent on Earth, almighty, upright and kind, and protects the earth. That's roughly what it means."

"I haven't seen it." Several people shook their heads.

"You bunch of old fellows without childlike innocence!" Mountbatten curled his lips.

"Yes, it's Invincible. It fits my temperament very well. He is upright and kind, and protects the earth." Wang Zhen slapped his thigh, "From now on, call me Invincible Young Hero."

"The Invincible Young Hero is not as insidious as you!" Mountbatten snorted.

"Insidious?" Wang Zhen stared, "Then you must not be polluted by the dollars brought by Insidious, let us bear it for you!"

Mountbatten quickly coughed lightly, and said with a serious face: "King, you are the embodiment of justice and kindness, Invincible, I support you!"

Bourne and the others gave Mountbatten a middle finger!

After breakfast, Bourne asked, "Where are you going to play later?"

"Wait, I won't go." Wang Zhen raised his hand and said, "I'm going to go shopping, at least buy some clothes, shoes, the underwear I'm wearing until now is Derek's, and I need to change my phone ."

The delivery suit was stained with Bassong's blood and burned long ago. He was wearing the clothes of a poet who was about his size that day, and he hadn't had time to change it.

"Well, it's indeed a question, who will accompany him?" Bourne asked.

"No need, just buy some clothes?" Wang Zhen declined.

"Rookie, do you know what clothes a PMC must wear? Our underwear is fucking special." Mountbatten sneered.

"Isn't it?" Wang Zhen looked surprised.

Bourne said with a smile: "He didn't brag this time. Most of the environments where we perform missions are relatively harsh. In many cases, not to mention changing clothes, washing your face is a luxury. You must ensure that your body will not lose weight when you sweat a lot every day." Keeping your panties on for a week won't make your balls itch."

"Do you know what it feels like to have an itchy crotch?" Mountbatten leaned over with an extremely evil smile, "You can't help scratching, and then your balls and the skin on the inner thighs will be scratched, you know there is something in the Middle East How hot is it, you will sweat a lot."

"It hurts especially when you sweat. In order to avoid the stinging pain caused by friction when walking, you can only walk with your legs split like a crab."

"It will hurt terribly, and it will cause inflammation. If you take off your pants, you will attract flies!"

"You know, you can't shoot and maintain accuracy in this situation."

Wang Zhen just thought about it in his head, and couldn't help but shriek. He yelled 'fuck', and it hurt even to hear it.

"There are also shoes, socks, and a few pairs of socks when no one goes to the battlefield."

If you don't change your shoes and socks for a week, don't you have to find time to pick your feet on the battlefield?

Eating without washing your hands...

Hey! ! !

Thinking about digging the ground with my toes, I feel itchy in the crevices of my toes! !

"Yes, shoes are also very important." Bourne nodded and said, "That will keep your feet from getting blisters when you travel long distances. On the battlefield, even a tiny problem may lead to your death. You must pay attention to it."

"Okay, Mountbatten will accompany me." Wang Zhen nodded quickly.

"Falke, I'm still going to ask out those two girls from last time." Mountbatten waved his hand quickly.

"No, you don't want to!" Wang Zhen grabbed his hand, making you say so disgustingly, you must be.

"Yes, as for Mountbatten, we voted, 5:1, and the result is finalized." Joey said with a big laugh.

"It's not fair!" Mountbatten was dragged out by Wang Zhen, with reluctance written all over his face.

...

As a man whose net worth has reached an astonishing 81,560, when he walked into the mall, Wang Zhen's waist was straighter than ever. There is no one else but Qian Er!

Money is a man's guts!

"This kind of military boots can be divided into three categories: tropical version, temperate version, and frigid version. We chose the tropical version. Currently, the mission environment we are performing is tropical." Although Mountbatten said he was unwilling, his body Very honest, popularize these basic knowledge to Wang Zhen on the way.

"There are many brands, such as LOWA in Germany, a supplier of military boots for the German, Swiss, and American armies."

"Italy's CRISPI, Bellevill and Danner in the United States, and Salomon in France are all suppliers to the armies of many countries."

"Then which one did you choose?" There were so many brands that Wang Zhen couldn't remember, so he asked directly, "The one you chose."

"Danner!"

When Wang Zhen was trying it on, the shopping guide next to him introduced softly: "Danner's desert combat military boots are made in the United States. The stitchdown process is completely hand-stitched. It is made of 100% full-grain leather and the top layer of cowhide is reversed. The interior is designed with waterproof and breathable GORE-TEX lining, which can make your feet more comfortable when you are working or exploring outdoors. The 1331 rubber outsole designed by Vibram, the world's top rubber outsole company, is flexible, lightweight, wear-resistant and non-slip ..."

"It's just a little too ugly!" Wang Zhen stood up and took a few steps, and couldn't help sighing.

"It doesn't really matter, buddy, is there a possibility that no matter what you wear, you can't get girls?" Mountbatten smiled exaggeratedly: "UU Reading www.uukanshu.com You are too timid, yes Now, you're not still a virgin, are you?"

"Get out!" Wang Zhen didn't dare to look at the shopping guide lady next to him, and viciously raised his middle finger at Mountbatten.

A pair of shoes and seven pairs of socks cost more than 500 US dollars, and Wang Zhen's heart twitched when he paid for it. It was the first time he bought such expensive shoes and socks, and his heart ached.

Don't ask why there are seven pairs of socks...

Then I went shopping, from underwear to T-shirts, I bought everything up and down, I was numb at the end of the money, and my salary for a year was gone. When I went to the place where the watch was sold, Wang Zhen firmly held Mountbatten, " Brother, I can't, I really can't, I can't carry my wallet anymore."

He still wants to send money to his sister, as well as a mortgage!

Mountbatten, who was still full of thoughts, was forcibly dragged away by Wang Zhen, with a look of regret, "That shopping guide is very beautiful!"

"You have already received several business cards, let's go!"

The elevator door opened, and Wang Zhen paused. There were four people standing inside, three men and one woman, a middle-aged man, a young girl, and two other bodyguards standing at the door, looking at them with a straight face.

Normally, in this situation, one would have to wait for the next elevator, but this was not in line with Mountbatten's character. He took a step forward, and said in a blunt tone, "Dude, go in a bit and don't get in the way."

Wang Zhen looked at a man and a woman who were protected inside. He had seen these two people before, and he sat not far from them when he had breakfast before. He even nodded and apologized when he was laughing at breakfast.

"Come in." The man behind smiled at Wang Zhen, and the two bodyguards took a step back to make room.

Mountbatten glanced provocatively at the faces of the two, and Wang Zhen patted his arm. Why bother, he walked in with his things.

The elevator arrived at the parking lot. When it came out, Wang Zhen gave way to let the four of them go first...