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Hogwarts: The Unscientific Wizard (TL)

Andy Collins insists Hogwarts is a cursed school. A centenarian lives in solitude, an elderly cat lady's marriage has broken off, a middle-aged man with a hook nose is heartbroken in love, a half-giant lives in a cramped hut and a glass beauty has a daily hangover. Andy Collins lists them all, and it seems that every single professor at Hogwarts is on the list of bachelors! The entire Faculty! Andy Collins had no great ambitions and just wanted to study 'Magical Magic' in peace. To have a happy life as a Professor at the school after graduation, Andy Collins decided to break the curse and spend seven years of school life solving the personal problems of the professors as a part-time gig. First, let's start with a blind date. PS: Mc only watched 1st Harry Potter Film. PS1: AU === Author: soda bottle cap === *Disclaimer* Other than translation, everything belong to the original creator. If the original creator wants to take it down, pls leave a review below, just found the CN novel and translate it here to increase my vocabulary, English and to earn some coffee change. If you have some extra pocket money, Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Crazy_Cat. This is where I read it- https://book.qidian.com/info/1037068281/ Cover Art: PixAI You can support original author in Chinese site.

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Chapter 363 Big Black Dog, I found Sirius!

Andy gained a second wand!

The truth is that a lot of people have misconceptions about Knockturn Alley and dark wizards.

Firstly, no one would keep the darkest place in the magical world in the open. Since Knockturn Alley was put in the light, it only meant that it was not the darkest place.

Secondly, what is a dark wizard?

Other factors aside, a dark wizard would definitely learn dark magic, and the reason he/she learnt it must be because he/she had a thirst for magic or an unknown ambition.

For someone like this, no matter if they were crazy or sane, they wouldn't allow their secrets to be put out in the open.

In other words, a dark wizard would never live in Knockturn Alley - except for the owners of those dark magic shops.

As for the old witch that Andy knocked down, and the dirty middle-aged wizard ... they belonged to the lowest class of the magical world, not quite in their right mind, and perhaps wounded.

In Andy's heart, only Snape, Sirius, Senior Malfoy, Voldemort, and Grindelwald were worthy of the title Dark Wizard.

They were either elegant, crazy, full of ambition, or yearning for great power ... But no matter what, they must be intellectually online and have great attainments in the field of dark magic.

'Perhaps, I am also considered a dark wizard.' Andy thought in his heart.

As for these people in Knockturn Alley, they were just bad guys who could use a few dark magic spells!

Snap!

After harvesting the two wands, Andy used Apparition to arrive at the laboratory located near Godric's Valley and hid the wands there.

After checking the condition of the simmering polyjuice potion and finding that there were no major problems, Andy once again used Apparition and returned to his home located in St. Catchpole village.

Next, the only thing Andy could do was to wait patiently.

Waiting for Sirius to reveal his whereabouts.

Another day passed.

The headline on the front page of today's Daily Prophet was the news of Sirius' escape from prison - in addition to a wanted poster of Sirius, there was also a picture of Minister Fudge with a grim face.

It was worth mentioning that Sirius' wanted notice amounted to a whopping ten thousand gold Galleons.

Andy immediately did a calculation in his head.

The current Sirius was worth ten thousand gold Galleons, so when he used his identity to make a fuss at the Ministry of Magic, wouldn't Sirius' value rise to twenty thousand gold Galleons?

This was really a profit!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Even if we don't know the exact content of the story, just the name already reveals a lot of information.

No one can catch Sirius, and the purpose of Sirius' escape from prison is to kill Harry Potter and remove Voldemort's fated enemy for him.

Andy guessed that the original plot would be that Harry caught Sirius with his own hands and let him die under the 'Dementor's Kiss' after he learnt what Sirius had done.

Andy is looking forward to it, can the Fat Cat Patronus find Sirius at 4 Privet Drive?

***

Back in Britain, Sirius travelled north, using his dog's body to snoop around and get a lot of information.

He had been to the Burrow, but the Weasleys had gone on a trip to Egypt, and it would take a long time for them to return.

Sirius realised that to kill the rat, he would likely be wandering outside of Hogwarts for many days, waiting for the chance to strike a blow.

He was a wanted man now, and no one would listen to his explanations, because he didn't defend himself even a single word twelve years ago.

Twelve years in Azkaban had messed with Sirius' brain a lot. He couldn't trust anyone and didn't want to ask for help, he wanted to solve this matter with his own power.

Since he couldn't get revenge for a while, Sirius decided to meet his godson, Harry Potter.

God knows how much Sirius wanted to meet him.  

During those years in Azkaban, apart from the memories with James and Lupin, the only thing that supported Sirius was Harry - his godson, the son of his best friend, and the only family he had in this world.

It was the only family Sirius recognised!

But he had to stay away from 4 Privet Drive.

Sirius remembered that Lily had mentioned that her sister didn't have a very friendly attitude towards magic, and he didn't want to get too close and mess something up.

Harry rarely seemed to go out, only a few times now and then would do weeding in the yard.

Sirius never really got a good look at Harry due to how far away he was.

Privet Drive, a shady corner where no one was looking.

A fat, silver-white cat stuck a head out of one of the walls and glanced around a few times with furtive eyes.

As a patronus that could use magic, it could of course use a disillusionment charm to hide itself, but it didn't want to do that - it thought that it was a qualified cat, and no one could spot a hidden cat.

Why else would Isabel play hide and seek with it?

Doesn't that mean that cats are good at hiding?

Huh? Why is that big black dog here again?

The fat cat Patronus had been keeping an eye on that big black dog for several days, because that dog, like it, hid in a corner every day, secretly looking in the direction of No. 4 Privet Drive.

Was it a Wizard's Animagus?

The fat cat Patronus had seen Andy's Animagus form, and like it, Andy was also a cat.

This pleased the Fat Cat Patronus for days.

Had someone also noticed Harry and wanted to catch Sirius here?

Or maybe the dog was Sirius?

At the thought, the fat cat Patronus dissipated itself without a sound.

***

"Huh?"

Andy froze and placed the book on the table.

With a wave of his wand, the fat cat Patronus impatiently leapt out of the tip of his wand.

A memory came through.

'A big black dog suspected to be an Animagus?'

The corner of Andy's mouth curled up slightly, he finally knew how Sirius escaped from Azkaban!

Just as Andy thought before, Animagus was not a traditional Transfiguration but used the magic power of the celestial phenomenon to create an animal's body.

Only a real animal body would not attract the attention of the Dementors.

Ordinary Transfiguration couldn't fool a Dementor!

"If that's the case, Dementors should have a lot of flaws ..." Andy muttered to himself.

"Let's go!"

Andy stood up from his chair and greeted the fat cat patronus before 'snapping' and appearing in an alleyway on Privet Drive.

Waving his wand, Andy summoned the Fat Cat Patronus.

"You hide first, if I fight with the other person, you sneak up on him from behind."

Andy passed the order to the Fat Cat Patronus, and then his own body quickly shrunk, and soon he turned into a fat orange cat - He only dropped his wand when he transformed for the first time, and after he became skilled, he could transform along with his wand.

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