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Hitman x Family

A reincarnated man gets dealt a crappy hand—no cliche life like those harem protagonists after his rebirth. Instead, he dives into the grind of a treacherous world, clawing his pitiful ass to earn the notorious code name 001, a legend in the underworld. Then things take an unexpected turn: out of the blue, his ex-girlfriend rings him up, revealing that he's the father of twin four-year-olds and he needs to step up and take responsibility. To protect his children, he has to shake off the grip of the organization that raised him. To do that, he's got to pull off one last hit—the kicker being he needs to swipe some crucial wills and eliminate an innocent high school girl named Shinomiya Kaguya. The issue? He's got an ironclad rule against taking out innocents and doing his job as a dad. So, how's he gonna execute the mission while playing happy families with his newfound twin kids, and nailing the role of perfect daddy and husband? Welcome to "Hitman x Family."

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80 Chs

Chapter 17: Home Sweet Home

Minoru opened his mask as he arrived at his safe house.

He had successfully executed his plan to kill Murdoch Swan, but what he didn't anticipate was the twist known as Twilight.

At first, he didn't even recognize Twilight when disguised as Robert.

The disguise was so flawless that it made him look like a real person.

Minoru only managed to identify the agent because the man named Robert was a representative of Luxemburg.

And It all clicked when Robert managed to tail him in such a short amount of time.

There was no way a mere representative could handle a gun with that level of skill.

The result? A bullet in Minoru's butt.

"Fuck!"

He cursed as he examined his ass in the mirror, beginning to tend to the wound.

Fortunately, the bullet hadn't penetrated it.

It had just scratched his sexy ass.

The pain still throbbed, just like when your little toe slams into the leg of a chair, it's irritating.

But there was a problem...

"Dammit, Eileen! Why did it have to be my ass?"

His butt was crucial at the moment.

His bad luck, especially since he also had a day job as a teacher that required him to sit for extended periods.

However, he was a professional, and he would endure the pain for an entire week while maintaining his poker face.

"Sigh, annoying."

Minoru contemplated his actions and released Loid.

In truth, he had initially wanted Loid dead and had only intended to give Eileen a warning. At this moment, he wasn't being dramatic, he just knew that Twilight wasn't the root of the problem.

Well, he also didn't want his daughter's friend to become an orphan.

Anyway, It was Loid's superior.

He knew and allowed her to pretend to chase him for political reasons.

Furthermore, Eileen had promised him that she wouldn't pursue him, even after he killed her brother.

Then, why was she doing all this shit? 

He picked up a phone and called her – an old friend he somehow crossed paths with through sheer luck 7-years-ago.

"James?! No, I should call you Minoru, right? Babe, how are you?"

Eileen picked up the call as if she knew he was going to call.

"Eileen," he responded, not thinking too much about Eileen playfully calling him 'babe.'

"Hnng~! Cold as ever. Anyway, did you finally accept me as your master?"

Silence...

"Hello...? Minoru..."

More silence...

"Hm~ you wanna play hard to get, huh~? Well, I don't mind if you rebel like this sometimes..."

Silence persisted...

"AHHNN~! Please, say something~! Don't tease me like this~~!"

Still in his silence, Minoru maintained his poker face, even as he heard her moaning.

'This bitch...'

He knew this woman got turned on when it was about him and only him.

'If my guess is right...'

Indeed, at that moment, Eileen's face was flushed, her breath coming in gasps as she touched herself down there...

Eileen ruled over her kingdom, and for someone of her ilk, she indulged in rather unconventional hobbies.

For instance, much like wealthy Arabs, they considered typical pets utterly dull and therefore opted for a tiger rather than a mere domestic cat.

Eileen was no exception...

She yearned to tame a beast like Minoru for herself, fasten a dog collar around his neck, and revel in playing with and possessing him as her own.

Eileen relentlessly pursued 001 because it fulfilled her particular fetish.

Meanwhile, Loid chased after 001 for the sake of his nation.

'Anyway, when it came to letting Twilight live, it was the right call...'

'Eileen's the kind of person who hates being in anyone's debt. She'll back off for a while once she learns I've spared her top spy,' Minoru thought to himself, all the while still hearing Eileen's relentless attempts to capture his heart.

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After talking to his old friend, Minoru couldn't help but think, 'Now she's probably gonna give me the cold shoulder for a bit. Tch, my butt.'

Still in the same old tracksuit, Minoru made his way back to his swanky new home, a fresh injury on his ass.

He entered the elevator, which conveniently took him straight up to his penthouse.

As the doors opened, he strolled down the corridor and found Ai still glued to some movie in the living room.

"Ai?"

Minoru thought she'd be sawing logs by now, considering she'd mentioned going to bed earlier.

She glanced over at him, but her expression seemed more worried than tired.

"My bad for keeping you waiting. Why are you still up?"

Minoru felt a twinge of guilt seeing Ai patiently waiting for him, but he couldn't deny that he liked it. It was a refreshing change to have someone eagerly awaiting his return, unlike his usual lonely nights.

"Look at the time..."

She got up from the sofa and checked the clock, which read 1 a.m.

Then shot a questioning look at Minoru, clearly dissatisfied with his apology.

"Minoru, where were you?"

She crossed her arms, and he couldn't help but shiver a bit.

It was the first time he'd seen Ai like this since they started living together.

She even dropped the "kun" from his name.

"I've been waiting for you. I thought you were just out for a moment, like other nights..."

"..." Minoru was left utterly dumbfounded.

"Hey! Give me an answer."

Ai pouted and impatiently tapped her left foot on the floor.

'God, she is damn cute.'

Ai is a stunning woman in her late teens (19), standing at a height of 5'2" to 5'3", and her eyes have a mesmerizing allure that can capture anyone's attention.

What's more, Minoru was drawn to her because she wasn't difficult to deal with.

She never complained about a thing, worked diligently, and managed to raise his kids for nearly four years without bitching like a karen.

'She didn't feel cold, right? And damn, those thick thighs...' Minoru couldn't help but gaze in fascination.

Dressed in her oversized white t-shirt that barely reached her thighs and those black thigh-high socks, she looked cuter.

Minoru grinned and didn't waste any more time standing around.

"Wha— " Ai was surprised as he pulled her into a tight hug, "That's cheating! You can't dodge my question like this. Geez~~~" She sighed and hugged him back.

"Look, I'm sorry, okay?"

"Is that so?"

Ai heard the sincerity in his voice and started to believe him.

"Look here."

Ai looked up, and suddenly, Minoru kissed her, "W-Wait— Umn~" Ai didn't resist, wrapping her arms around his neck.

"Hahhh~" She glanced shyly into his eyes when their lips finally parted.

"I'm confused."

Ai squinted her eyes at him.

"Huh? What's that supposed to mean?"

"What are we?"

Minoru's face seemed to say, 'Isn't it obvious?'

"While we can't get married just yet, I believe we're lovers."

Ai smirked.

"Is that so?"

Minoru was taken aback by her reaction, his face saying, 'Wait, am I the only one thinking about this?'

"Pfft! Ahaha! Just kidding," Ai said, sticking out her tongue.

"Alright, alright," Minoru smiled, not a fan of her teasing.

"You're not sleeping tonight," he declared, lifting her butt.

"Kyaa~!" Ai felt a thrill and hugged him tightly around his neck, but she couldn't help but wonder, "What does that mean? Mnn~ Stop! Mnn~! Hey! Hnn~ Answer me, mnn~!"

Ignoring her, Minoru continued to kiss her passionately.

They eventually arrived at a vacant bedroom that didn't belong to either Minoru or Ai.

"Um," she looks away from him shyly, "Please be gentle with me, okay?"

"Heh, sure...?"

He retrieved a rubber from the drawer.

"It's o-okay, Minoru-kun," Ai looked at the condom as she held the pillow tightly, her face burning with embarrassment, "T-Today is safe, so..."

Something snapped within him, and it was his reasoning.

'Yeah, sorry pal', not today,' he tossed the rubber into the trash bin.

'What did I just say to him?!!!' Ai screamed inside.

Then she flinched as the bed shook, knowing that Minoru was approaching her.

"Ai, don't hide your face," Minoru said as he moved the pillow with his hand.

"H—Hello... Mnn~" Ai smiled as their faces drew closer, and they began kissing again.

She closed her eyes and simply felt Minoru kissing her neck.

Then, he slowly opens her t-shirt, planting tender kisses on her beautiful belly.

Her body flinched as he skillfully removed her bra. And, she started moaning harder as he sucked up her breast.

"Ahn~! Wa-Wait! Hah~ my breast milk is no longer there!!!"

Ah shit, too bad for him.

"They've become bigger. What size are they now?"

"E, um... maybe F? Hyah~!"

As Minoru continued to please her, here and down there, thoughts swirled in his mind.

'Ah, because she was having children?'

Time passes as the 'rain' soaks the bed.

"Hah... hah..." Ai trembled as she gasped for air.

"Here," Minoru lifted her head slightly as he offered her water.

"Hah... thank you," she gave him a satisfied look, but then realized she had forgotten the main course.

Minoru smiled as he removed his pants.

'Wha— Isn't t-that bigger!?'

Ai's demeanor grew pale as she gazed at that, wondering if it would even fit inside.

Back then, and still, Minoru was a monster in his league.

And just like her, he also kept growing.

"Mi-Minoru-kun, w-wa—wait!"

Minoru smirked like a devil when she acted that way.

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