Death God.

During my travels I also took a few shortcuts to nab up some items that hadn't been discovered yet such as the darkness fruit. In a specific lab where they were experimenting on children I also killed some people who gave me a gas fruit and a snow fruit. Such a waste though as the harpy girl Monet was a babe. I'll see if I can't convert her later on into a minion.

It was light speed destruction and looting at its finest. By the time I finally made it back to the boat after what felt like ages to me only a minute or so had gone by from some of my stops. It was mentally exhausting doing all of that. So for the first time in a while I forced my body to sleep and recover. When in super speed you have to be hyper aware of everything around you for what feels like an eternity. It's unbearably stressful on the mind. Before I conked out my head was placed on a pair of pale cool thighs.

I slept for an entire week while the world went absolute crazy. The death of kaido. The delimbing and robbery of the celestial dragons. The free of the slaves. The massive pile of corpses and limbs in the center of marineford stating if anyone healed the celestial dragons, sold slaves or experimented on children. They too would end up in this pile. It was permanent. It would never rot or decay. It would always be there as a warning. Every so often a flash would go off and a new body would drop onto the pile courtesy of death. My word here is law. If you break my law you die.

My bounty and information circulated faster than anything the world has ever seen thanks to the marines and Monkey D. Dragon who thought what I did was amazing. I was in every single paper on every single board.

100 billion Beri Bounty. Dead only. Ryan The Death God. Wanted Dead by the world government. Anyone completing the task will be given nobility. 1 million Beri for information on my whereabouts. 1 million for information on any of my crews whereabouts. 1 million Beri for confirmed sightings of my ship. A direct promotion to admiral for any marine who kills me. Complete forgiveness to any pirate who kills me and the reward stated above.

I was the most wanted man in the world that has ever been. In the pirate dick measuring contest I had won. I was made a Yonko matching up with Shanks, Whitebeard and Big Mom.

They really wanted me dead. I had shit all over their nobility and the marines so called best of the best and walked out like it was nothing.

Dragon being the leader of the revolution did his absolute best to make sure everyone in the world knew what I did. He also started recruiting for the revolutionary army this way and spreading the dirty secrets of the nobles.

All of this happened while I napped happily. The boat was hidden by mist and floating around. None of the girls on the ship had any idea on what had happened. They figured I had gotten injured or something and was just resting.

Finally after getting my mind recovered I woke up. I'd try not to do too much stuff in super speed for a while. That shit is stressful.

"Well crew how about we do some slow travel towards Alabasta. We can pick up our next crew mate there." I say plopping down on my chair on the deck.

"Our next crewmate?"

"Yep Nico Robin. That and I want the sand fruit from a certain idiot." I tell them.

"Isn't she wanted by the world government?" Bellmere asks.

"Yeah but I doubt they could pay off any bounties soon considering I stole most of their money when I dropped off kaidos head." I say with a smile.

"You did what?" She shouts.

"I robbed the fat nobles blind. They can't even afford a bucket to piss in which is something they might need considering I destroyed all of their bathrooms with explosive spells." I say biting into some food Tashigi had handed me who was also looking at me in shock.

"Yeah you guys might want to be extra careful from now on. I really should get you guys some extra training." I tell them before thinking about where I could get them trained at. Then promptly shelving that idea for later on and stuffing food in my mouth.

Nojiko sets the course for where we need to go and we begin the next step of our journey. The trip was extremely slow going and we didn't run into anyone at all. That's what you get when traveling the calm belt. Peace and quiet.

The kingdom of alabasta was pretty much fucked at this point because of crocodile. He was using some chemical to make it so that it never rained and the whole place had turned into a kind of desert wasteland. No rain means no crops, no crops mean hungry people, and hungry people mean riots and revolts in a kingdom. I mean sure they had some fish from the sea but you can't just live on fish alone and how are you expected to feed so many people.

I figured I could stop by slap the shit out of crocodile and nab robin also get myself his sand fruit. I kind of just want to see how many logia type fruits I can collect.

I really want the lightning and metal fruits. The other fruits I don't really like I can just store in some cases to make look cool. I still have all my trophies from the marvel world like my green goblin suit and Ironman suit. Death just mostly got rid of trash items like books that were garbage and items that had no real value. Not my sentimental items. The family rings didn't bother me as I just used those for stuff and to take over hogwarts which still recognized me as master.

But she knows everyone has their little quirks and I like to collect stuff.