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Headed by a Snake

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151! The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome. You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

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Hard Fight

"Oy," Stickyfingers jammed his elbow into Catshit's ribcage-area, "Da f*ck you wai'ting on?"

"Oh, f*ck me," Catshit rolled his head, "OPEN FIIIIIRE! FIRE AT WILL, Y'DUMB F*CKING GITS!! F*CKIN' SHOOOOT!!!!"

Stickyfingers leapt out of the way, opposite the others. 

He didn't want to get shot. Getting shot hurt like all get out. 

Bang bang. Dakka dakka. 

The sound of a hundred or more guns going off was... musical-- beautiful, poetic discord. 

Doc was crying. He'd be fine, though. He was also low-crawling through the mud like a slithering eel. 

Catshit was shouting orders. Real pompous of him, but in all honesty, it was probably for the best. 

Stickyfingers was having the time of his life. He was in his happy place. Everything was fine and dandy. 

The sweet scent of Orcish sugar filled the air. Danger was every which way. 

Chaos reigned. 

That meant no one could be bothered to pay him any attention.