Spin the Bottle

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!

Team JNPR dorm...

Opening shot shows Neptune, Weiss, Jared, LazuLight, and OBSYDIA sitting in a circle on the floor with Team JNPR in their room. Nora is walking toward everybody, smiling, and holding a bottle in her right hand.

"This is so childish." Weiss said, looking at Pyrrha.

"It's not that bad." Pomu said, sitting in between Finana and Elira.

"Spin the bottle. Not my favorite game. But at least it's better than truth or dare." Jared said, smiling.

"Tell me about it." Petra said.

"Why are we doing this again?" Finana asked.

"I don't know." Rosemi said, sadly.

"Hush..." Nora said, dropping the bottle into the center of the circle and takes her seat.

Jaune spins the bottle.

"This will take a while. How long will this take?" Pomu asked.

The shot changes to being from the bottle's perspective as it points to everyone in the circle, slowing down. For a moment, it looks like it will stop on Pyrrha.

Pyrrha gasps in delight.

"Wait. Will it stop on Pyrrha? Why would it stop on her?" Selen asked.

"Maybe. She does have an Achilles' heel." Pomu said.

"Pomu. Not the time." Jared said, frowning.

The bottle keeps moving and Pyrrha drops her hands and turns her head away sadly.

"Sorry. Not sorry." Pomu said, happily.

The bottle seems like it's going to stop on Weiss.

"Weiss? The ice queen?" Petra asked, looking at Weiss.

Weiss gasps.

"Jared, do you know who it will land on?" Elira asked, tilting her head.

Jaune gets excited.

"Yes. I do." Jared said, looking at Elira.

The bottle keeps going, and Weiss breathes a sigh of relief.

"Good. That didn't change. I guess someone will have to Lie Ren." Jared said, coming up with a bad pun.

It stops decidedly on Ren, who blinks.

"You knew things wouldn't change." Rosemi said.

Jaune loses his smile.

"Huh?" Jaune asked, turning to look at Ren.

Everyone but Ren blinks a couple times before all remaining heads turn toward him slowly.

"This won't end well..." Jared said, walking over to Pomu. "Want to do Duck Duck Goose after this?"

Ren slowly lifts his gaze from the bottle and turns toward Jaune. He takes out a breath freshener and sprays it into his mouth.

Team RWBY's dorm...

Blake enters Team RWBY's room, opening the door with a bang. She looks right; she looks left; she looks straight ahead. She gasps and looks up.

In her mind, she pictures Zwei jumping out of a barrel at her and biting her arm.

Blake closes her eyes and shakes the thought away with a groan.

She crawls on the floor, checking under Weiss' bed. She jump up and checks Ruby's bed. Her legs flail and she falls backward, but lands on all fours.

At one of the desks she checks inside the lamp. The lights hurt her eyes and she rears back, waiting for them to readjust. She opens a book upside down and checks the pages. Nothing.

Blake sighs with relief before walking away with the book.

Next shot is of her on her bed, happily fluffing her pillow. She rests her head on it and smiles happily, letting out a small hmm of satisfaction.

Zwei whimpers and gives a small bark.

Blake gasps and raises her head, opening her eyes.

Zoom out to reveal that the pillow is actually Zwei.

Zwei barks twice. Blake moans and her eyes go swirly.

Zwei winks at the camera.

Courtyard / Kirito and Asuna's home...

Exterior shot of Yang, Blake, and Ruby standing in the courtyard. Jared is watching them on a couch through a hologram screen while drinking a cup of tea. LazuLight appeared in three flashes of light as they wanted to watch the action unfold with the fanboy.

"So is this the place for the work out thingy?" Ruby asked, on screen.

Nora lands on the ground next to them, "You bet your love handles it is!"

"Hey! I don't have..." Yang said, on screen.

"Listen up, ladies! You need to get your acts together! No more video games." Nora said, snatching Yang's Scroll.

"Huh?" Yang asked, on screen.

"Why is Nora doing this?" Pomu asked, turning into her fairy form to sit on Jared's shoulder.

"Combat training. I guess." Jared said, laughing a little.

"No more reading." Nora said, snatching Blake's book.

"Huh?" Blake asked, on screen.

"No more cookies!" Nora said, snatching Ruby's cookie.

Ruby gasps, then whimpers dejectedly.

"Not her cookie!" Finana said, feeling bad for Ruby.

"We gotta toughen you up! You think you're gonna go out there and save the world without thunder thighs?!" Nora exclaimed, throwing their things to the side.

"What?!" Finana exclaimed.

"Thunder thighs?" Pomu asked. "Why did she say that?"

"Don't know. Maybe she was making a joke or something." Elira said.

"It's a joke..." Jared said, rolling his eyes.

"Wait... I thought that 'thunder thighs' was a derogatory term..." Blake said, on screen.

Nora squats and then stomps her left leg, causing a crackle of thunder. Yang, Blake, and Ruby all jump and go wide-eyed.

"You tell me!" Nora said, on screen.

"Uh..." Ruby said, on screen.

"Push ups?" Elira asked.

"Yup. I don't like this one bit. I wonder why Nora chose today of all days." Jared said, letting out a sigh.

Pomu is back to her human size and Jared gave all of LazuLight their favorite foods and drinks.

"365 366 367 Ahh!..." Nora said, doing push ups with Blake.

Blake collapses.

"Blake." Elira said, looking at a collapsed Blake on the hologram screen.

Jared is eating some chicken teriyaki ramen as he wants to eat in style right now.

"Sit ups? She's really making her work out. That angle..." Finana said, in awe.

"Tell me about it..." Jared said, looking up and down Ruby's body.

"Good bye jelly belly, hello six pack!" Nora said, doing sit ups with Ruby.

Ruby collapses.

"Ruby..." Finana said, sadly.

"Jumping jacks?! What?" Pomu asked.

"Now that's going way too far!" Jared said, angrily.

"Keep up, Creampuff!" Nora said, doing jumping jacks with Yang.

"Why is she making her do this? My fellow pun maker..." Pomu said, sadly.

"I know..." Jared said, walking over to Pomu to hug her.

"Come on, my granny punches harder!" Nora said, doing punches with all three, who are struggling with the effort.

Ruby collapses.

"Little Red..." Jared said, looking at Ruby on the hologram screen.

"Seriously, she is scary strong." Nora said, on screen.

Yang, Ruby, and Blake are all in a pile, completely spent.

"Ruby, Yang, Blake.." Jared said, letting out a lot of tears.

"And..." Nora said, sliding over to Ruby, Yang, and Blake on just her head, her fingers and legs in an upside down meditation pose. "we're done... with the warm up!" She flips onto her feet. "Now let's start the real work out!" The ginger takes out Magnhild. "Bench this, 765 reps!"

Nora throws Magnhild at Ruby. It hits her in the face and knocks her off the pile and off-screen.

"She's not human..." Yang said, on screen.

"You're telling me!" Jaune said, off screen.

Quick pan shot to reveal Pyrrha with her right arm in a sling, Ren with his neck and left arm bandaged, and Jaune on a stool with his whole body in medical bandages.

"Try living with her... Team RWBY is like LazuLight. And us, Team JNPR gets the OBSYDIA treatment..." Jaune said, on screen.

"Did I say you could stop?!" Nora exclaimed, off screen.