Is this a new movie

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2 Weeks Later

-Caleb cross-

I was watching chat talk about some random shit I did a couple of minutes ago which I don't want to admit I did because it was a little gay, or maybe a lot if you think eating a whole banana in a single gulp is gay.

I was bored of arguing with them so I asked "ok chat I got an hour left of stream so tell me what should I waste it on" they immediately started sending thousands of links which flooded the comments making me sigh at their stupidity of not using the poll thing to decide the link rather than fighting for the same video to get noticed in the comment section.

I laughed and giggled as I said "hey chat you know what I'm going to do, you know what, I'm going to close my eyes and pick a random one" I did exactly that before these idiots could flood the comments with their favourite video.

As soon as the video opened a guy appeared saying "what's up everyone I'm your friendly neighborhood youtuber" I jumped up and down on my chair as I hyelled "he said the spiderman thingy, man I love spiderman"

Creepyxcruise: Yo spiderman stopping the rhino thing was craazyy.

Sharptangs: how the fuck do you guys think he does it?

BBknight:Probably a cyborg who uses hydroponics.

Shitspitter: Oh and what's going to run the hydroponics, your bullshit

Therandoacrosstreet: can we get back to the video

I looked at the comment and said "alright, alright I'm resuming the video" the video played once again but this time showing the kid holding a DVD as he said "What I am holding in my hand is not just a DVD but a piece of history?"

He continued as he put the cd down while the lights dimmed and a video played showing a couple of rebel soldiers running away from someone but the hallway was closed and the room darkened.

I immediately stopped the video and asked "chat was there a new star wars movie I didn't know about" they all started commenting at once and I had to stop them before I go full information overload by yelling "STOOOOP, STOOOOOP, just one of you tell me"

Footlock: Nope no new star wars movie.

I asked confused "then wouldn't that make this copyright infringement, I ain't gonna lie I'm not risking that bro" I clicked away from the tab and searched for any other cat video or something when a donation came in 'finally'.

Traporic donated 5$: The guy has official licencing rights, you can see it in the description.

I said "for real" as I looked for the description and it really was allowed by Lucas studios so I played it back and out of the darkness came a light of red, the lightsaber of Darth Vader bathed the room in red.

Freddiebeddie:That's a sick ass fucking entry.

Naamroshan:This is what we missed in the starwars series, Darth fucking Vader, the sequels lacked a good villian I'm tellin you.

I was jumping up and down in my seat screaming "he's the GOAT, the GOAT" as the video continued with Darth Vader coming out of the room with smoke belowing out of it as he removed his helmet only to show Peter Parker from the beginning of the video.

"Ayoooooo, this nigga is Darth fucking Vader all of a sudden" I started giggiling at that while the chat went wild at the reveal.

Brickslayer: This is the best fan-made video of a fandom period

Taitoraito: Maybe because it was shot in Disneyland los Angeles

Haigure: Yeah that makes sense.

Teatimetottler: I wonder how they had the time or money to CGI the light saber in the video because it was gorgeous

Brickslayer: you'd know if the guy plays the video again instead of looking at this comment.

I get irritated at his remark and smirk as I say "yeah I'll play the video in a sec" I looked at the commenter and asked confused "are you brickslayer as in 'slayer of brick' or brickslayer 'guy who lays bricks'?".

I laughed at my dumb joke as the comments talked about which username could he be using, I just played the video again.

This time the guy was in the Vader suit as he said "the force is great and all but the lightsaber is where it's at" the video transitioned back to his room "But to make that, we will need enough power to run this whole city" he took out a battery from below the table and got a big rod as he said "so we can cheese it with this titanium rod here as when we heat it, because it is superconductive it will get red hot and glow like a lightsaber"

He put it on the the battery with the help of a clamp and it started to glow red hot after a while I got excited already and yelled "Yooooooo he's doing it, he's doing it" he then took a hammer and started to bend the metal with a simple push and cold water poured on my head "what the fuck, isn't titanium supposed to be like really really strong".

Before the comments bombard me for being dumb however the video explains "well the thing is titanium is really malleable once it is heated enough, so titanium can't be used we need something that is like more conductive than titanium and that iiiiis..." I yelled out eager to be right "COPPER" but the guy continued "... Tungsten and if you said copper, you haven't studied in school properly".

Properroman: ayooo not gonna lie he roasted your black ass.

Goat_hitman: aahahahaha he got roasted by a pre recorded video.

DeletedTwitter: WTF I thought the same thing.

Youn_igwan: he isn't talking about electricity but heat.

The video continued as the guy started heating the tungsten rod he conjured from somewhere throgh editing magic as he explained "Now this glows the correct way but...." Peter smiled as the rod started to emit light just like a lightsaber but the smile dimmed as it started to smoke "...as you can see it smokes because tungsten oxidizes when heated too much".

I looked at the smoke and said smirking "hey check this out, check this out the smoke machine is going to go off in 3..2..1" and just as I said one the smoke machine started going off and Peter started to panic as he looked up and stopped the battery.

Shineyballs15689: Did he watch the video already?

Dinkbrand001: if a nigga knows exactly how much smoke is needed to trigger the detector he need to stop smoking I ain gonna lie

Rhaegonn: it was masterful.

Ninobeamz: this is too much I'm uncomfortable

Dylonspitfire:yeah caleb stop doing this man, it's embarassing for us.

Infinite Walker:stop embarassing us man.

I just frowned as I said "you guys never let me have fuuuuun" as I clicked play on the video.

The video continued with peters aunt running into frame and using a fire extinguisher on both the camera and Peter effectively snowing the room "ok aunt may you stay on standby, uncle ben you move the camera back to me and V" Peter said and the video continued with him giving out orders of "and V just don't make any noise" uncle Ben's laugh sounded as Peters aunt exclaimed chuckling "come on Peter let her be in the video" Peter sighed overdramatically and said "fine you can be in the video but only if you use safety first"

Creativenative: this is peak sibling shit right here.

KoolAid_muncher: I too use safety when I'm with my sister

KoolAid_muncher has been banned from the stream

Praskiman: "let your little brother play too" that shit will give me nightmares for real.

Shirtucker: this is straight up some looney toons shit man, hilarious

Kathybara: I wanna watch a show with these guys as the main characters.

The video continued as Peter explained "so using either of those metals comes with a problem sooo..." V intejected into the video as she said "we are going to use both" Peter sighed and said "no, no, no you are only supposed to say 'both' I'm going to say 'we are going to use'" but V pouted cutely as she said "but why do I only get one line" Peter tch'ed as he said "because you are annoying"

Chopperchipper: Man V is the most beautiful

Prairedog: she is 14 you pedo

Chopperchipper: I'm 14 too you dumbass

Boxcutler: dumbass

Snapshot: dumbass

Galaxigloo: dumbass

Kaizubrainrot: What the hell is she doing in this guys video?

I immediately took my phone out and called V as she lifts up the phone I hear an explosion and ask concerned "V,V what happened?" She replies chuckling "nothing caleb just some fireworks" I laugh and say ok as I ask "by the way, what are you doing in this Peter guys videos?" She explained very quickly "I'm renting with his uncle and aunt and can I call you later..." I smiled at that and said "yeah sure, sure" the call continued before I could cut it "...no Peter what are you doing aaahh" and the call was disconnected.

I looked at the comments crying about Peter guy getting to enjoy his time with V and I cried out disgusted "you fuckers was saying they were like siblings a minute ago and now you are like this"

The comments apologized so I played the video and found him saying "we basically take a titanium pipe and insert an aluminium rod in there to combine both the effect, we will get this once we do that" the video transitions to him holding a lightsaber with a rod already inserted into it "this is a lighsaber run by this..." He points to his backpack as he continues "...battery pack" and then he clicks the button and the lighsaber activates, the video them transitions back to the hallway with darth vader holding the light saber.

The Darth vader continued to kill the rebel soldiers with the lightsaber in multiple different ways force choking them, slamming them to the roofs, using his hands to difflect blaster fire.

The scene awakened something primal in everyone, it awakened their love for star wars, it awakened their need to see this scene on a big screen in the theatres as part of the canon.

The video ended with Peter in a Darth Vader suit saying "Thank you George lucas for allowing me to shoot this sequence, thank you"

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