I'm reborn as...?

Reincarnation. People say that kind of thing is impossible. Science still can not be able to explain that absurd religious product. Scientists make jokes about it because it's a laughable concept to them. Why? To begin with, it's a concept of a theory that can't be reasonably explained through science. There exist people who have claimed to be reincarnated in the past, but none can prove that they are one.

But, although it sounds hilarious, most of the peoples still believe that reincarnation is real. Like John TItor, the man that claims as a time traveler from the future and wants to get some old machines to fix something in his timeline. That's too good to be true, everything he says is almost true, it's even used as a reference for some fictions. Like Steins;Gate for one such example.

Usually, when people receive a supernatural power or magic, they would be reincarnated in a fantasy world to make his power fit and match, being useful for the world they would be living in. Usually, it's a medieval fantasy that exists in another world that contains something like monsters, adventurers, a dangerous cult, church, gods and goddesses, demons, angels, beastmen, and many more to fill a book.

Yes, the procedure has always been like that. Get a supernatural power or magic, then being sent to such a world that's fitting for their power. One of the mainstream tropes is they usually gather harem, they gather harem members, intentional nor unintentional. Gathering a harem is fairly standard but staying a virgin is sadly just as common. They don't touch their or the harem members' bodies. Such a waste.

But… what if you're reincarnated to the non-fantasy world while having supernatural power or magic? What's the use of your power then? It becomes useless, you just become the OP'est person in that world. You may be the only one who has that kind of power. Yeah, a bit boring if that's really happened in someone's new life.

And, who's winning the jackpot for that? It's me! Formerly known as Wake Arcus, died because of an unknown cause, meeting a certain goddess b the name of Kaname Madoka, get wishes from her, and then be reincarnated to whole new fiction world for me.

Well, at least it's not unknown anymore, but still, it leaves me a bit puzzled. I'm currently in… womb? Yeah, maybe I'm still an unborn baby. It certainly is dark enough to be. I can't really tell considering just how I can't see anything maybe my eyes haven't developed yet. How long have I've already been created? A month? Or maybe closer to the nine-month marker? Anyway, the important thing is I'm not born quite yet.

Maybe this is what they call it reincarnation. From the baby! I'm not some kind of entity that just hijacks someone's body. Why did I know that? Do I have some kind of [Clairvoyance] skill or [Sha Naqba Imuru]? Of course not, it's cliche plot and I know it right away! I mean, it's true that I wished to Madoka-san to have [Gate of Babylon] that's full of humanity's treasures. Meaning, I have all the Noble Phantasms!

I'm a lucky bastard, aren't I? Haha, be jealous of me, will you? I have become awesome! Not like my past and former self anymore. But why… do I feel an urge… to sleep…

Damn… this baby body…

⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ later

How much time has passed? I'm currently waking up. Again. Did I reach the time limit of being born? Oh! Will I come out of this dark place called the womb? It's still comfortable because I'm a baby and I didn't hate it… but, it's not wrong for me to see the sun again, right?

Yeah, I'm not talking to you, Ozymandias. Not you too, Karna, Arjuna, or Tamamo. I mean the literal the sun, the actual one. Not some personification nor self-proclaimed one. But oh well, what should I do to kill the time? Should I check my [Player System]? But… ugh, those skills sheets gonna kill me.

I hate those. But oh well, it's not like I can avoid it anyway. Let's check it… mentally, okay?

As I mentally say [Status], the blue HUD screen like the game appears in front of me. It contains my basic information. Okay, that's weird.

Name: ?

Age: 8 month

Race: Human, Primogenitor Vampire (Sealed), Holy Grail (False)

Gender: Male

Title: None

Job: The Player

Level: 1

HP: 525/525 (HP Regen: 10/Min)

MP: 250/250 (MP Regen: 5/Min)

Strength: 10

Agility: 10

Sense: 10

Vitality: 10

Charisma: 10

Intelligence: 10

Luck: 10

Points: 0

Currency: ¥ 0

Oi-oi, how I can be human when I already wish for Madoka-san to make me become a Primogenitor Vampire? Is it because I'm reincarnated? Or a bug? Why does it say (Sealed)? And will it be active when I'm mature enough? Or when I'm fully born?

[Ping!]

[+1 Intelligence because Player thinks the several possibilities]

I'm a bit startled when seeing the sudden notification that confirms I can hear and see or at least imagine those senses.

Whoah, so one of them is the possibility that might be true? But well, if that's true, then all I have to do is wait. Should I check the skills too? Nah, maybe for another time. I mean, I'm close to being born now. Just a month left, probably, and I'll see the world again. Hello, world… at least later.

But I'm still surprised about my [Status]. From what I've remembered, Solo Leveling System doesn't have the regen thing that displayed next to HP or MP. I also can't see the SP or Skill Point on that screen. One of the most useful features to boost or level up the skills. Are the Points replaced? Or maybe it's for [Status]?

Oh, I hope it can be customized. I mean, in the series, Jin-Woo can't decrease the status point to balance his status. I hope it can, like in any RPG that I've played before. It's cool, you know. Because it's useful to a new player or dumb one when they make a mistake and can customize it.

Yeah, hope Madoka-san would do that without my knowing. I have to stay positive as I can. Because she's one of the people you can trust without being told anything. You can trust her, many people do. Even her so-called 'husbandos' that claim her as their waifu.

And my name, I hope it's not using my former name. Why? Because if that's happened, it will a bit cringe-inducing. If I recall, people who have that kind of name show they don't have all that good of a naming sense. Or they just tend to be lazy about thinking the name of their characters.

It looks like I'll be Japanese. Yeah, I'm 100% sure it will be. One of the mainstream tropes that's maybe I can't avoid it. Blame other countries for not be able to make something like Japan. I'm not a Japan maniac but it's the truth.

Hahaha. I hope I don't become arrogant like Gilgamesh in the near future though.

⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ later

I can hear several voices now. Also, a light that brightens my dark places that's called a womb.

"I can see the head! More, please push more, Kasumigaoka-san!"

What? What did they say?

I hear another voice. She seems to be trying her hardest to push something. Maybe it's to push me out so I can see the outer world, the world I'll be living from now. A bit more, one more push and I can fully see the world again.

"Ngaahhh..! Ngggh…!"

"A bit more!"

The other voices are cheering the one who pushes. Then, from that, I know that it's my mother who's trying to push me, her baby, and that's what makes me a bit happy because my new mother trying her best. She's in pain but trying her best to ignore it, she has to do her best.

Do your best, mom!

As I cheer her mentally, and she did. She sucessfuly pushes me out, making me born as her child. With a quick wit and understanding, I then pretend to cry to show them I'm a healthy baby. Within my heart, I'm glad that being born again and hope the new life will be good and without any bullshit conflict or drama.

My mother, who's still exhausted from giving birth to me, holds me within her arms, she smiles at me. She's quite beautiful. Her long straight black hair that reaches down to her waist… framing her brown eyes. I smile at her, which makes her quite happy and even more content.

"My baby… look, Utaha. He's your little brother."

Wait, what?! Utaha… that black hair, that name… oh, don't tell me—

When my eyes shift around the room I see a small figure. I look at a girl. A girl that's older than me. She smiles at me and tries to grab onto my tiny arms. Her smile indicating that she's happy, it is a big cheerful smile that I've never ever seen in that girl who's familiar to me.

"Yes. He's cute, mom. He's my little brother."

I assumed that we're at a 7 years difference. Meaning, she's still 7 years old girl and a grade-schooler. I can't believe this. This phenomenon called reincarnation is literally absurd and hilarious. If this a joke, then they took it too far.

Why am I reincarnated in a normal slice of life and romance comedy world like Saekano?! But calm down, maybe there's a huge difference in this one. After all, because of my interference, something must become different. If not, then what's the point to wish something like that back then.

One of unbelievable fact is that I become Kasumigaoka Utaha's little brother. That Utaha, who's beloved and liked because of her legs. People go crazy about her legs, but if I have to say, her boobs and black long straight hair are the features that turn me on.

What? You can't suck her legs, it's soft but not as much her breasts. Also, her hair is beautiful. I have a fetish for long straight hair after all. And she's a perfect fit for it, moreover, it's black. Screw for Tsutsui Taishi for not making Furuhashi Fumino's hair black. It's ruined her for a bit to me.

But well, if I really have [Player System], maybe I can get the [Dungeon Key] to train myself, right? I hope so.

"Fufu. You're his sister, so you have to become a good sister."

"Mhm! I will!"

She responds mother with a beaming smile. My arms are being touched and grabbed by her, she's playing with me, her little brother.

Ah, Utaha's so cute right now. Her innocence, I hope it can last forever… not. I can't rely on that. But, I'll prevent her from falling in love with that irresponsible and ignorant boy who's the main character of this series. Yeah, I might become siscon.

But I don't care, she's my sister after all. She's my family. I just hope, there's no incest between us.

4 month later

I hate myself. Why did I think there would be no incest between us? It's bullshit. There's no stopping that genre it seems. What I want just a fluffy and adorable bonding between siblings, but, Utaha or Onee-chan, yeah I will call her that, due to my screwed up my mental age—she's very fond of me.

I kept playing with her and she's become a bit protective and possessive towards me. I just trying to keep beating away the yandere trait that's might born from her when we are playing. I'm constantly do something stupid to her to prevent that.

Of course, her expression is varied. One time, she's annoyed and happy. Oh right, already four months have passed, and I'm still haven't spoken my first word. Like "papa", "mama", or anything. Why? Surely someone who's like me, a reincarnator, might be able to say it right? Let's just save it for later.

Also, from what I've learned from my family is that mom is a best selling and genius novelist like Onee-chan. Maybe she inherits that trait of her? Genetics is surely amazing and scary at the same time. Also, dad is a galge developer. Yeah, my parents really focus on otaku stuff. Their job revolves around that after all.

The question is, what I'll be? Mom is a novelist, dad is galge dev, and onee-chan is also a novelist. Should I choose a different job later on? It's not like it's bad to become something that involves otaku culture but well… I just want something different.

Regarding my wishes, I've already found out what's my curse, or maybe curses. It's like this.

Eternal Shota

A special curse that was only given to you. Because of this curse, your body and appearance will always become a little boy. Your body doesn't age or will mature at all.

Debuff: [Childish] - You'll always be looked on as a child, no matter how much you deny it, people will always believe you're a little boy on the first impression.

Debuff: [Unaged] - You'll stay a little boy forever and can't grow to a natural appearance like others. Including little dick. You can't use any [Shapeshifting], [Body Transformation], [Modify] skills to change this fact, except for any kind of [Illusion].

I'm cursed with shota body forever! I can't even become a shota with a big dick! Why?! The curse, this… is hilarious and weird. I can't get or use any [Shapeshifting], [Body Tranformation], [Modify] skills that involve altering my body or appearance permanently. But if it's temporary, I probably can.

Besides the cons, I have some pros. For the other, "curse", I don't think that I have to call it a curse or blessing. It acts as both, curse and blessing. It's very weird even for me. My blessings, I have two, if I exclude that weird curse or blessings.

Madokami Blessing

A blessing from the highest Goddess that rule over the universes also known as the Goddess of Magical Girls. You've received this blessing due to becoming Kaname Madokami 's person, also because you're able to Madokami 's. The cause is &$%^ &$&%*#&

+25 affection with magical girls

+20 affection with goddesses

+55% boost on MP

+30% effectiveness on any [Archery]-related skills

Homucifer Blessing

A blessing from the highest devil that even stronger than Satan or Lucifer and she's also known as the Devil of Magical Girl. You've received this blessing due to becoming Akemi Homucifer 's person, also because you're able to Homucifer 's. The cause is &$%^ &$&%*#&

+25 affection with magical girls

+20 affection with devils

+35% effectiveness on any [Firearm Mastery]-related skills

+30% effectiveness on any [Time Manipulation]-related skills

Yeah, those two give me their blessings. Why though? Also, a devil can give a blessing? That's… weird. Absurd even. But yeah, I thank them from my bottom of heart for that. Gaining that kind of boost really helped me. But still, I can't read or know what's the censored ones. What does it mean?

Also, for the last blessing or curse, I received something that acts as the counter-support for my [Eternal Shota] curse.

Eyecandy of Girls

A special "blessing" and "curse" that served as the addition and counter-support of [Eternal Shota], so the user can at least be happy about it. From some old god that retired and give his position to Madokami.

Buff: [Super Attractive] - Little girls, teens, and adult women will always find you adorable and handsome to the point they can't bear it anymore. Also, women/girls will feel pleasure when you're indulging in any naughty/lewd stuff as judged by either of you or society. They can't be pleased by anyone but you and will crave you more as time goes by.

Buff: [Anti-NTR'ed Club] - You are safe from any kind of NTR. Man can't cuck you. That is a powerful form of defense you've got there. Go forward, Anti-NTR Boy, for your time... has come!

Debuff: [Sweet Heartbreaker] - You're the enemy of man, they will jealous of you and trying to do any harm to you. Ex: Bully, threaten, and killing are part of a long list.

Is it from the god or goddess of sex or lust? Why does it have to involve those? But I have to be grateful for these, I mean… I can't get NTR'ed! Isn't that OP? Although it's not saving me from threats of men or boys. Yeah, they will become jealous of me.

About my skills? I'll check them another time. Oh right, my Primogenitor Vampire is unlocked. I'm not human anymore, I became a full-fledged vampire but I needn't have such weakness as drink blood, garlic, and sunlight. And I'm immortal to boot.

"Chi!"

Yeah, my name is Kasumigaoka Chihiro. It sounds like a girl's name but in truth it is unisex. Chihiro means a thousand seekers, so maybe I will have a thousand peoples that want to seek me. I don't know if that applies good or bad only, maybe even both?

I turn around to Utaha and show her my confused face.

"When we became adults, I wanna marry you!"

Ah. That kind of promise. Yeah. Although it seems she walked onto the incest route, I doubt it will be true so soon. It's not like I hate her but she's my family. I would rather date or marry other girls. It feels wrong when marrying siblings.

She said that with a confident smile on her. As if she's serious about what she says. She's just a child, maybe she will forget it years later and becomes a different person. Maybe, in her childhood, she's a cheerful and energetic girl, but when she's become a teenager… maybe.

With that, I decided to tease her.

"U… Uta…"

She's blinked.

"Chi! Mom, dad! Chi, he…!"

"What's wrong?!"

"Did he says his first word?!"

"Yeah! Chi will say it!"

My parents suddenly rushed to me and are quite surprised. Onee-chan, she's also surprised but waiting for it. My parents, especially my mother, the ones who are eager to know what will I says for the first time. My first word as a baby.

I grab Utaha's hands and smiled at her.

"Uta… nee…!"

"Oh my god! His first word is Utaha? Dear!"

"I know it, honey! It's unbelievable!"

Onee-chan then hugs me, it warms me the right up. She's happy with what I've said. Certainly. I can see it. Well, alls good that ends well. I mean, it's great for her and she's happy with it. My parents, although they're a bit disappointed that I'm not saying "mama", or "papa", are still happy that I said my first word. My mother a bit reat-son-con, while my father is… like any other father out there.

Yeah, my name is Kasumigaoka Chihiro, the little brother of Kasumigaoka Utaha, also a child of Kasumigaoka Haruko and Kasumigaoka Kazui. Haruko is my mom, Kazui is my dad. While my sister is quite like my mother, I'm like my father. I have short brown hair and black eyes. We're like the opposite of the mother and sister pair.

My father is handsome, so am I. Don't forget about my blessing, it's boosted my handsomeness and adorableness. Girls can't think me ugly or anything, it's the fact of my life right now. In my previous life, have what you would call a plain face. Well… it's more like ordinary since nothing stands out and like a harem protagonist.

Maybe like Aki Tomoya. Indeed, like him in regarding of my previous life appearance. Also, there's a fact that it is different than the canon. Our house is next to the Katou family. It's Katou Megumi's family, we're neighbors. Onee-chan, me, and her became friends so fast.

People who say Megumi has a plain and ordinary appearance must check out their eyes again. She's quite beautiful, not at the same level of onee-chan but indeed beautiful. I can't deny it. If only Eriri is here and her hair is straight and long instead of being fashioned into twin-tails… I'll say she is beautiful too.

Megumi will not become unnoticeable like Kuroko, she's our friend.

"Uta-chan, Hiro-kun…"

"What is it, Megu?"

We both turn around when heard Megumi call us. She has that stoic face on her.

"We are friends, right?"

She asks that question to us. As I am just a baby, I can't respond to it very well. So I just let out a happy cry or something like "Da! Da!" to her. Onee-chan nodded her head and give Megumi a grand smile that creates a beautiful image of her face.

"Yes! We are your friends, Megu!"

"Da da! Megu…!"

"Mhm."

She seems satisfied, at the very least she has that satisfied smile. This makes me wanna grow up fast so that I can talk to them more. It's frustrating me that I have to wait for at least five or six years to do such things. How are the isekai reincarnated people do it so fast? It's weird.

Another thing I've discovered about my [Player System] is this screen.

Relationship:

Kasumigaoka Kazui – 100/100 [Loves you as son and family]

Kasumigaoka Haruko – 100/100 [Loves you as son and family]

Kasumigaoka Utaha – 100/100 [Loves you as brother, family, and man]

Katou Megumi – 70/100 [Likes you as a friend]

Katou Kenichi – 80/100 [Likes you as Megumi's friend]

Katou Sayori – 80/100 [Likes you as Megumi's friend]

Kaname Madoka – ?/? [?]

Akemi Homura – ?/? [?]

⬛⬛⬛⬛ – ?/? [?]

Yes, there exists a relationship status screen. The maximum is 100 and yeah… onee-chan really wants to walk the incest route. For Megumi, she considers me her friend. I'm glad. But still… there's that censor again. And it is bothering me quite a lot.

It's like a galge. If this is an eroge, onee-chan will be trying to have sex with me. I'm not a coward nor am I dense, but it's taboo you know. Do these world laws consider incest as taboo too? If not, then I'll not be holding back again. For now, I have to hold it. Until I'm sure about how this world works.

Asides from all of that, my relationship with Madoka-san and… Homura-san? It seems both can't be seen. Do I have to use [Observe]? But I didn't have that. This system that I have does not answer me. It didn't answer my question what so ever. Anything that related to it, maybe being saved for another time…?

It sucks if that's true.

[Ping!]

[+1 Intelligence because Player think several possibilities]

Well, what do you know, I get another free intelligence! Thanks.

Also, there's look like no [Perks] system that given to me. It's not like I hate it but I didn't like it very much. Too confusing for me. At least I want it to be a simple system. But it seems that it won't be like that at all. Yeah, something like this will be confusing and hard to understand at first glance.

Let's forget it for now and talk about a baby.

One of the worst things about being a baby is… I have to eat baby food. It's… bland and bitter. I mean, I'm okay with the taste but… come on, does it have to be like this? I'm also surprised that despite being a baby, my taste sense is already formed. Haha, what a weird baby I am.

Don't forget about to change the diapers. It's embarrassing for me… but, mom's milk is delicious. It's sweet and nice. It has something that makes me addicted to the taste. What bliss and no, I'm not perverted. You can't use that conclusion yet to me because I'm baby.

I hoped I would have become a handsome man or boy when growing up.

Despite those dreams of mine, I'm stuck as shota and have a small dick. Haha, one of the prides of man shortened to this. Damnit, it's such a shame but I can't complain about it. Look like it's a permanent curse that will be bound to me forever. But… do not worry, I have [Anti NTR'ed Club] as my shield to that. Say goodbye to those who want to NTR me in the future.

Look like my [Player System] really different than the actual one. It's like a mix of various [The Gamer] ability. And my MP, why is so small despite me having [Kaleidoscope] as one of my skills? Didn't [Kaleidoscope] give me an unlimited amount of mana? Eh, it doesn't…? But people said it would give me unlimited amounts of the stuff. So it's a lie, huh.

What a shame! I swear that I will have a lie or truth detector when I can walk! To make sure I can't be deceived so easily again later. I don't want that to happen. Definitely no to that.

Ah right, how will I level up myself if there's no monster or such?! I hope there's [Instant Dungeon] or [Dungeon Key] to help me level up in the future! If there's not, then… it will be hard to level up fast. That will crappy game, people will mad and complains about it. Including me.

No one wants to level up slow. No one. Even if I'm immortal though. Yeah, that will be one of my greatest problems that I have to solve later when I grow up. Okay, add that to my mental list and do not forget it!