Yahoo's Genius Plan

After they ate breakfast, they went on their road to find the next Dragon Ball. What they didn't know was that the villainous Yamcha and his cat companion, Puar, were following them. With Oolong driving, Goku didn't have to wear a seat belt as he sat in the passenger seat, while Bulma was in the bathroom fixing her makeup.

Then suddenly, they heard the sound of honking. Oolong looked out the window and saw Yamcha and Puar coming towards them. He normally wouldn't be scared since he had Goku here, but the thing Yamcha was carrying had him terrified.

"Oh, my God! He's got a rocket launcher!" he shouted.

Goku looked to his side and saw Yamcha smirking wildly. He fired the rocket, which flew at the car. Goku pulled the steering wheel to his side, moving the car before the rocket could hit them.

*Boom*

Yamcha sat down and took out another rocket and set it up. All while Goku looked at them, he pulled Oolong away and sat in the driver's seat. He stared at Yamcha as he readied another rocket. Then he fired it at them, the rocket this time went to their rear end, and Goku sped the car up as it narrowly dodged the rocket.

*Boom*

'Damn that kid!' he thought.

He got another rocket, but this time he told Puar to get closer so he wouldn't miss. When they got closer, he fired the rocket. Goku couldn't do anything but brace for impact.

*Boom*

The rocket hit the front wheel, stopping the wagon in its tracks. Puar stopped the car so Yamcha could get off.

"I finally beat that kid. Now I can take the Dragon Balls for myself," he said with a laugh at the end. He walked towards the door as he opened it, but he was suddenly kicked in the face and sent flying.

"Think again, Yamato," Goku said as he smiled.

Yamcha got up. "It's Yamcha, gosh dang it!! Now give me the Dragon Balls or-" Before he said anything, Goku ran towards him and kicked him in the stomach, sending him back again, this time much further than before.

"Get out of here, Yahoo!" he said fiercely, making Yamcha flinch a little. He called Puar over with the and jumped on.

"I'll be back!!!"

Goku went inside and took Bulma out, leaving Oolong inside. "Hey, don't forget about me!!"

After a couple of minutes, Goku was carrying a passed-out Bulma. Oolong, on the other hand, was staring at her ass from behind.

"It's shaped so beautifully. If I could only touch it," he thought, as he reached his hand out, but he received a kick from Goku who sensed his pervy ways.

"Oolong, you walk in front of me from now on," Goku commanded him. Oolong nodded and hurriedly ran ahead of Goku.

'Sheesh,' Oolong thought.

With Yamcha and Puar, they were currently under some shade as Yamcha recovered from the two blows.

"Damn, that kid is strong. I think we need a different approach to this. We'll let them gather all the Dragon Balls for us, then we'll steal them. I'm so smart."

"That's a great idea, Yamcha!" Puar said as he admired Yamcha.

"I know, Puar. My intellect will help us get those Dragon Balls. Now let's go!" He said, and Puar stepped on the pedal as they zoomed towards Goku and the gang.

Back with Goku,

"Damn, how long do we have to walk?" Oolong asked as he was now tired.

"I don't know, but I'm sure it's gotta be further, since Bulma said it would take many hours by that wagon of yours. Now multiply that by our walking speed, then you'll know how long we have to walk."

"I thought you were just some country bumpkin. How do you know all those things?"

"Just because I grew up in the mountains does not mean I'm dumb. Now walk faster, or we'll never get to where we're going," he said.

Yamcha and Puar came and parked further away from them. Goku was ready to fight, but Yamcha threw a capsule which revealed a car.

"Take this as a token of my appreciation for a good battle. Now go. I won't stop you anymore. It's been an honor fighting you, Son Goku," Yamcha said with a slight bow. He then drove off, leaving Goku and Oolong confused.

"That guy must have a screw loose or something," Oolong said.

"That I agree with."

Bulma suddenly woke up and saw the car in front of her. 'Oh, I must still be dreaming,' she thought. She then passed out again.

Goku put Bulma in the back and sat with Oolong in the front. Oolong didn't think he was suspicious in any way; he just thought that Yamcha was honestly grateful to Goku.

"Guess we'll arrive earlier than before. This small car has a lot of horsepower," he said as he turned the car on.

"Great. Now step on it, Oolong. We have to get the sixth-star Dragon Ball," he said, he had the radar in hand and gave Oolong the directions. Oolong did as he said and followed every single instruction.

Yamcha and Puar were laughing together like crazy people as they saw the car moving on the radar. "They bought it, Puar. What a bunch of idiots."

"You're such a genius, Yamcha. Now we'll let them get the Dragon Balls for us. The only thing we have to do is sit back and watch as they do the job for us," Puar said.

"Puar, didn't I tell you my genius knows no bounds? Heh heh heh heh."