Mission Failed

Nighttime came, and Goku was eating some food. Oolong watched in fear as Goku basically inhaled everything with no problems. Bulma was taking a shower at the moment since she felt sticky from all the sweating. Goku had already pervert-proofed the bathroom; he basically just closed the curtains, leaving Yamcha with no way to see.

Speaking of Yamcha, he soon arrived with Puar. They came by foot, not wanting to alarm them. He walked around the car and saw no opening. He heard a girl humming, but with the curtains closed, he couldn't see anything. Goku had already sensed him but decided not to do anything.

'My Saiyan cells must've gotten active when I fought Yamcha. I felt a slight change in my power when we fought. Guess I've gotten stronger,' he thought while he continued eating.

Bulma walked out of the bathroom with a towel around her body to hide her beautiful body from Goku and Oolong. She came to their room and saw them playing cards.

"Hey, Oolong, do you have any spare clothes I could wear?" she asked.

"Well, no. Do I look like a woman to you?" he asked with annoyance.

"Hmmm. Well, goodnight, you two. Goku, please keep guard of that pervert for me while I sleep," she asked him kindly.

Goku gave Oolong a slight stare, to which he shivered in fear. "Don't worry, Bulma. He won't try anything with you. I'll make sure of it," he said the last part coldly, making Oolong even more scared.

'Damn, I gotta get rid of this kid if I'm going to get the girl,' he thought.

"So, tell me about those balls again," Oolong said. He wanted to throw Goku off his guard with some small talk.

"But this time, I want all the details."

Like the simple kid he was, Goku told him everything again. He only did this because he wanted Yamcha to hear and change his goals to looking for the Dragon Balls instead of valuables.

After some time, the explanation stopped, and Yamcha heard everything. He walked off into the distance and jumped high in excitement.

"I already know what I'm gonna wish for. For my fear of women to no longer exist, hahahahahaa."

Oolong decided to get the plan underway.

"Hey, Goku, why don't we have a drink together?" he said as he got up, opened the fridge, and took some soda out.

"No, I don't drink."

"We're only drinking soda, dummy. Look," he said, putting the drink right in his face.

"No, I'm still not drinking anything from you. Last I checked, you'd rather suffer than see the ones you hate live lavishly," Goku said with a smile.

'Damn, I shouldn't have said that,' he thought.

Well, his plans had failed, and he had nothing else planned. Oolong slept and just forgot about his dreams to perv on Bulma. Goku also slept, but he didn't sleep fully. Yamcha saw all the lights turned off, so he opened the purposely left-open door. He walked inside and looked around for anything that looked like a ball. Seeing nothing, he went up the stairs and saw Bulma sleeping. Yamcha got worked up and ran out of the house wagon.

'Dammit,' he thought in frustration.

'Pussy,' Goku thought.

The next morning,

Bulma woke up and went downstairs. Goku was outside doing his morning exercise, and Oolong was reading a book while smoking a pipe.

"Where's Goku?" she asked.

He signaled that he was outside, and Bulma nodded. She opened the door and stood there, looking at Goku practicing his martial arts. She smiled and walked up to him; she had nothing underneath but a blanket she slept with.

"Hey, Goku," Bulma called out to him with a kind smile.

"Oh, hey Bulma. Why are you wearing a blanket?" Goku asked as he paused his training and walked to her.

"Well, I don't have any clothes to wear, so yeah," she replied while smiling sheepishly.

"Okay. Is breakfast ready?"

"Oh, let me go make some for you. I'll be back in a moment," she said and ran back to the car.

"Oolong, are you sure you don't have any clothes for me?" she asked again.

"Hmmm, let me go check for you. I might have some," he said. He got up and went upstairs, then came back down with a bag filled with clothes.

"Try these out."

Bulma took the bag and went upstairs to change. After seeing the clothes, she wanted to go down and beat Oolong up, but seeing as she had no choice, she wore them. When done, she went downstairs and made some food for Goku and her.

"Make some for me as well."

She didn't want to but ended up making some for him as well. Oolong dropped his book and took a breather, then saw Bulma wearing the bunny suit he had given her.

'God damn!!!' His eyes widened as he stared at her. Bulma sensed his pervy stare, so she smacked him on the face.

She then went back and continued making breakfast. Goku heard the aroma and hurried inside. He sat down in front of the table and waited for the food.

"What are you wearing, Bulma?" he asked with confusion written all over his face.

"Ask Oolong why he has these kinds of clothes in the first place," she said. Goku turned to Oolong, who had a hand mark on his face.

"I have no answer to that question."