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Catastrophic Cultivation!

Clint, a man who chose a heroic sacrifice, came to a Cultivation world only to find out... He wasn't alone! Not only that but he has a massive golden thigh to hug right there! Not a FF... But they get powers from anime and comics so I wasn't too sure about that. Anyway, nothing too serious, just enjoy it.

AgentMonke · Diễn sinh tác phẩm
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71 Chs

Old Man is introduced to Cultivation World Grenades

Jin Wu smoothed out his clothes, putting on a loose white t shirt with a little black skull on his chest, black skinny jeans that were ripped above his ankles, and the closest thing to vans possible.

His hair was a mess as usual, covering half his face, obscuring his eyes.

He opened the door and looked at Mu Yu, who was standing on the side, waiting impatiently. She looked at him and he looked embarrassed, she quickly said "Erm! Are you ready?"

Jin Wu nodded wordlessly and Mu Yu walked down the stairs, he followed along and cleared his throat, clearing the air, "Anything happen while I was gone?" Mu Yu suddenly remembered and her face darkened, "Actually…"

They reached the restaurant floor and Mu Yu was assaulted by Jiang Li, who smiled, "Ms. Fairy, perhaps I could show you around?" Mu Yu was annoyed and Jin Wu felt an inexplicable anger.

His face was gloomy as he looked at Jiang Li, who basically ignored him, staring at Mu Yu with a smile. Mu Yu looked at Jin Wu and was startled inwardly, his face was contorted and she could see through his hair that his eyes were blazing angrily.

His fists were clenched and strange waves were coming from his body.

She covered her mouth, smiling sweetly.

Jiang Li suddenly frowned and looked at Jin Wu grimly, "You are?" Jin Wu didn't say anything to him, instead, he threw his arm back.

Mu Yu's eyes froze as he watched, Jin Wu's arm stretch like rubber!

Jin Wu shot towards Jiang Li as his fist turned black, snapping back to him. Jiang Li's eyes widened as Jin Wu's fist shot towards him at an incredible speed, nailing him in the face and sending him flying through the restaurant, smashing through the window of the brothel across the street.

Jin Wu rubbed his arm and frowned slightly.

Mu Yu ran over, asking in shock, "You can do that?!" Jin Wu replied slowly, "It was a theory… Since our bones are like spines, it made sense that they could be 'separated' for a bit… Life Return gives you more control over your body than you think, not to mention the excess of cells in the body of cultivators…"

He frowned slightly, "But… that was a theory, it's not a convenient method. My arm really fucking hurts now!" Mu Yu held his arm and rubbed it, asking "Better?" Jin Wu pursed his lips into a small smile before saying sarcastically, "No!"

Mu Yu froze and glared at him, "Don't make me kill you!" Jin Wu sneered, "Come on, bitch! I don't believe you can!" Mu Yu screamed in anger and tackled him on the spot as they started fighting in the ground, rolling around.

Everyone in the Inn was dumbfounded at all the events.

Jiang Li was laying on a Prostitute's bed, completely unconscious with his teeth missing as a prostitute sat next to him in a daze. She looked at Jiang Li and recognized him as the Jiang Clan's young master.

Her thoughts spiraled out of control and she sat on his waist slowly, if she got pregnant she wouldn't have to be a slave here anymore! This once in a lifetime chance to change her fate…

Sorry, Jiang Li! She was taking it!

Anyway, he didn't lose out that much. The girl was above average in looks, the only problem was her family sold her as a slave because they were poor.

Her name was Tao Uomi.

Her fate changed today!

But that's a story for another time.

Jin Wu and Mu Yu separated after a while before flying away on their swords, laughing together. They looked at each other, the awkward atmosphere from the morning was swept away.

However, there was an unspeakable ambiguous feeling in the air. It was there before but now it was that much more obvious. The thing was… Neither of them seemed to mind it, maybe… they even enjoyed the air a little bit…

They flew next to each other as Jin Wu took the lead in chatting, "So yeah… I don't recommend cosplaying Luffy." Mu Yu laughed and rolled her eyes at him, "Yeah I get it…" but she paused and scratched her cheek, smiling with interest, "Can you explain more?"

Jin Wu's eyes lit up and he sat on the sword, waving his hands, explaining in great detail. Mu Yu sat down, staring at him with a slight smile tugging the corner of her lips, his words went through one ear and out the other, but she liked hearing him speak so passionately.

Jin Wu didn't care as he explained intently.

A few days later

The duo were still flying when someone appeared in front of them, floating in the sky!

Jin Wu and Mu Yu were dumbfounded, staring at the person in shock.

Jin Wu nearly fell off his sword in shock!

The Person was a man with a large beard, most notably, he was dressed in a royal purple robe with a jade crown on his head, and a gold pendant on his waist… Of course the Crown in question wasn't a crown but basically a hair holder.

Something Jin Wu noted was that this person looked extremely angry, enraged even.

The duo stopped and Jin Wu swallowed, "Um… Hello?" The man ignored him, staring at Mu Yu, who was trembling, "G-G-G-G-" The man spoke, "Mu Yu, it's time for you to return. Enough playing around, your cultivation is more important."

Jin Wu looked at Mu Yu, who swallowed, "But-" The man bellowed, "Nizi! Listen to the old man! You've indulged in your little desires long enough! The Cao Clan has sent their young master and gave the dowry!"

Jin Wu gasped, sitting on his sword, looking at Mu Yu, whose face was full of despair.

There was an uncomfortable breath in Jin Wu's heart as he stood up, smiling "Senior's name is like thunder in the ears! Junior Jin Wu has heard of senior's reputation from thousands of miles away! Seeing Senior today is this Jin's greatest blessing!" he bowed while cupping his fists.

The Man turned to Jin Wu, sneering "Scram, trash!" Jin Wu coughed up blood in an instant as blue liquid leaked from his mouth. Mu Yu was shocked and Jin Wu glared at the man, wiping his lips.

The Man sneered and Jin Wu said coldly, "You stupid fuck, I pretended to flatter you and you try to kill me? Your Mu Clan is nothing but garbage, I guess, eh? No wonder you're marrying off your Young Lady."

The Man froze and glared at Jin Wu, his pressure skyrocketing into the sky as he bellowed, "Excuse you?! Die for the old man!" Jin Wu exploded with Conqueror's Haki, sparks flying everywhere as it collided with the man's pressure.

The Man was astonished, saying in shock, "What is this?! Externalized Willpower???" Jin Wu sneered and grabbed Mu Yu, saying "You'll see me again, old man. When I smash your teeth across the ground and force you to find them, I hope you remember today. Disgusting bastard."

The Man glared at him with intense rage, Jin Wu hugged Mu Yu's waist, waving his arm, throwing out a bundle of grenades, "Here's your wedding dowry, cunt. Hahaha!" as he disappeared with a 'Pop'

The Man was dumbfounded that Jin Wu disappeared out of thin air right under his nose. However, before he could do anything about it, the bundle of grenades suddenly lit up. The Man turned to them in confusion, not understanding what these were.

Well, he found out!

The grenades erupted into a huge explosion right in front of the man's face!

Mu Yu looked back at the explosion in the distance as Jin Wu stepped on the air, warping away quickly, running as fast as he could with Mu Yu on his back.

He was sweating as Mu Yu turned to him, sighing sullenly, resting her chin on his shoulder in silence. Jin Wu pursed his lips and suddenly said, "Sorry." Mu Yu replied slowly, "I don't want to marry that guy." Jin Wu opened his mouth before closing it as he stayed silent.

Mu Yu looked at him and hesitated but didn't say anything in the end.

Jin Wu looked behind him before picking up the pace, disappearing across the sky.