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Boy, bye!: His Wife Is Hot Like Fire

With Pepper Hart, you can count on two things - She always get want she wants and you will most definitely cry yourself to sleep after encountering her. Her life is perfect. She got class. She was fun. She is the boss…Kind of. After draining her life savings to buy a beautiful house at the right side of town with hopes of a promotion, Pepper was passed over. Now she has two missions, making the man that got her promotion cry as often as humanly possible and getting the perfect roommate. Except her grandparents were board certified crazy and are going out of their way to set her up with a man...or woman, If Gigi and Gramps can find a hermaphrodite they would set Pepper up with them. Now, Gramps is dying and all he wants is a son in law and Pepper has to pull a one in a lifetime miracle…find the perfect man. But the perfect man wasn't Pepper's dream; all she wanted was the perfect roommate. But after her best friend jokingly suggests she enters in a contract marriage with her roommate in exchange for a reduced rent. Pepper hart jumped on the offer. It was the perfect solution except there was a teeny weenie problem. Pepper Hart forced the wrong person into marrying her and now he wants a real marriage. Can Asher tame the wild beast or will Pepper burn him to crisp? *************** "Asher!" "Honey… I am home" The man Pepper got married to earlier said with a big old smile. Pepper screamed louder. Asher watched the woman in front of him and he watched his wristwatch. Great! It's been two minutes and her mouth was still open and his eardrum was about to be damaged. He grabbed her shoulders and he rubbed his hand in a parallel motion on them. "Stop. Screaming!" He begged her but Pepper just kept on screaming. Taking a deep breath, Asher pressed his mouth into hers to shut her up. It was night and people might call the cops if she kept yelling like she just saw a cockroach in her oatmeal. Pepper’s eyes were wide open as the shock of being kissed without permission went through her. She simply stomped Asher's foot as hard as he could and he stopped kissing her. "Ouch! That really hurts" Asher complained while he hopped on one foot. "You don't kiss me without prior permission, pervert or touch me or breathe. In fact right this moment, you should minimize how much air you take in, in my expensive apartment" Pepper waved her hand as she talked. "God! You must have been a general in the army in your past life. That or you were Cinderella's stepmom" Asher finally stopped hopping. "What are you doing here?" Pepper asked him. "Yeah! I think we got married...for real" Asher whispered to her like it was a secret he was trying to keep from getting out. "I know I was there" Pepper yelled like she was disgusted. Asher waited about two seconds for her to feel whatever she was feeling before he made his proposition. "I want an annulment, darling wife. Staying married to you will reduce my lifespan considerably" Asher had a straight face and he nodded like it made perfect sense. Pepper clasped her hand together as she thought of a solution to their dilemma. "Annulment...no, I can't give you that until Angel Michael let's my Gramps into heaven. Apparently, he is unfulfilled and…" pepper was interrupted by Asher. "Wait! Gramps is still alive?" Asher asked her. Cover is not mine. Credit goes to the rightful owner and if the owner wants me to take it down, just say the word.

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Chapter 3: I have a meeting with fate

Five days earlier

June stared at the man's mouth. She tried to concentrate but he was simply saying rubbish and for some reason she can't fathom, it was like a lullaby. Crap! She was feeling sleepy.

June made her eyes wider in an attempt to stay awake but her eyelids had another plan. She wondered whether she was snoring because the next time she opened them, everyone in the room was staring at her. She hoped she wasn't drooling. She wiped her mouth just in case, and blinked to refocus her mind.

Talking about the strategic marketing plans and focused geographical agenda was a boring topic on its own without Mr. Mark adding his signature pie chart and some mathematical jargon.

June looked around and she wasn't the only one dozing off. At least two of the potential investors were visibly asleep, one was snoring softly. One starred at the ceiling and the other one was looking at Marks so intently like he needed his eyes fixed on him to understand a word.

June stared at her friend. Pepper was doing that thing she does when she pretends to be enjoying Marks' presentation except she had her phone under the table and she was playing candy crush.

June watched her for a minute or two. She was the career woman every girl wants to be. And she was also breathtaking. Now she was wearing a peach colored shirt with a pencil skirt that clung to her body outlying that beautiful body of hers.

June took out her phone and sent a text to Pepper.

(Help him or shoot me already!!!)

Pepper saw the light on her phone and looked across the room to June.

(Just play candy crush like me and occasionally nod like he is making sense, Junie. See, that man left of you is drooling, he might invest)

Pepper clicked send and waited for her friend's reaction.

June rolled her eyes.

(Be truthful...you are enjoying this!!)

Pepper tried to suppress a smile.

(They made the obvious choice, picking a gullible buffoon to be district manager instead of me... don't worry, I will give a minute or two before I take over)

As soon as Pepper finished sending the text message to June, she sent one to Marks.

(Are you done with your stupid pie charts and data logging or do you intend to bore everyone to death, Marks? I am throwing you a life line, grab it and introduce me. Offers ends in five seconds....1, 2..)

Pepper saw the relief on Marks' face and she almost rolled her eyes. Obvious choice!

"Now, let me introduce my colleague and assistant district manager, Calliope Hart"

Marks knew how much pepper hated being called by her real name. Calliope was always a mouthful and people who knew her simply called her, Callie or by her nickname Pepper.

Pepper smiled like she wasn't secretly plotting Marks death, she stood up and replaced him at the podium.

"Can we all agree that the pie charts are little bit too much?" Pepper pushed the charts and they fell to the ground. "Let's talk about money and how to make you richer..."

Thirty minutes later, and the whole room was laughing and clapping.

"Thank you everyone. Let's make the world a better place by making you look more honorable and nothing says honor like investing in a life altering project like Cedar"

Pepper stepped down amongst the clapping of everyone.

Pepper walked back to her office with June. She almost made it to her seat when Marks charged in looking like an annoyed Billy goat.

"What was that all about, Calliope?" Marks yelled at her.

"It's Callie, Markie and that was me saving your butt once again" Pepper sounded nonchalant and disrespectful.

"That was uncalled for, you humiliated me out there, Ms Hart" Marks fumed.

Pepper stood up and walked over to where he was. Her heel making a click-click sound as she walked.

"Was it?" She dimmed her eyed " Imagine how I felt when the promotion I deserved was given to you because mommy is on the board. Now be a good little boy and go run your mouth to mommy but be sure to tell her you almost caused the boss billions of dollars, had i not stepped in. It was pathetic...now, run along, Markie"

Pepper pointed at the door. She saw Marks' jaw tighten and his fist clenched in anger. Pepper made funny childish faces at him. With no come back comment, Mark turned and left.

June yawned and stared at the picture of Pepper on the table. She was an adorable little baby held by her mother and father; they had no idea she was going to grow up to be... Pepper

"How long to you plan on tormenting the poor man?" June asked her.

"Marks need to be made fun of, at least four times a week or he will get stupider" Pepper went around and sat on her chair.

"Oh please, you are just mad that you didn't get the promotion or listened to the friend that told you not to buy that big three bedroom apartment with all of your savings. I told you so. what? I am not above saying that" June shrugged.

"Now, I have to get a roommate. How awful is that? Someone like Marks gets to live my dream life minus the appearance and I have to get a freaking roommate that will potentially drive me crazy!" Peppers face twisted into a frown as she started fake crying like a little girl.

"How's the search going by the way?" June asked her.

"At this point, I am no longer picky. If I see a weirdo that can afford rent, they are moving and I am getting myself a pepper spray and a double lock on my bedroom door. Don't laugh at me but I placed an ad on craigslist"

June suppressed a smile "That sounds like a recipe for disaster"

"Well-" Pepper was interrupted by a phone call. She picked up.

"Hello, Gigi...no, I am...but I want to... hey, you are not... fine, grandma. I will come over after work. Bye" pepper hung up.

"What was that all about?" June asked.

"An introductory lecture on behavior required of a potential heiress. I wonder when they will understand that I am their only living relative and the empire is mine" Pepper rolled her eyes and it sent June into a long laugh.

"Empire!" June couldn't stop herself from laughing again.