Interesting

Okay so, I was confused.

I knew dragons were big and they were mighty and that they spewed fire.

But were they… fat?

Because this thing was fat. Quite literally so.

Its face, neck, and upper body was one thing, but its lower body was like the thing was pregnant. But that wasn't possible because a. dragons laid eggs, and b. this thing was a guy.

"Before I devour you flesh," it spoke in a deep voice, "Any last words skeleton?" It was trying raise its head high, but sadly the ceiling wasn't that high and it only traced the ceiling forward and that looked more awkward than intimidating.

"Yeah, I don't have flesh," I said as it grabbed me, put me in its mouth and started chewing." Ah, the nostalgic feeling. Strangely, its teeth were very similar to the large serpent and most of its teeth just went into my already holed armor and did no real damage. I suppose my defense stat came in handy.