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becoming Basil Brusilof in dc

Why the fuck am I in dc as a fucking public domain character! . . . . . . . . . I don't own DC or any of their characters

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Killing Some Parademons

( A/N I had to watch an hour and 30 minute long movie twice for this chapter while I was in class so thank me for this chapter)

After I said that Super Man just sighed and just untied Wonder Woman and told us the same plan him Batman and Wonder Woman came up with in the movie after that he told me to stay on earth to protect it after I told him what my powers where

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''*Sigh* I really wanted to see what Darkseid looked like in person but whatever i'll just fuck up some Paradooms speaking of which here they come After I said that a swarm of Paradooms came crashing into the earth

And as they did I fly up in the sky and said let's get this show on the road boys and I proceeded to rip and tear the Paradooms in half while occasionally created thickness inside of their lungs and made it explode out words to deal with some that were

Attacking civilians and as I do that another swarm of them came into my direction while trying to murder me with more Paradooms from last time

''This is going to be a pain to deal with but whatever'' after I said that I continued to rip and tear through all the Paradooms while humming the rip and tear theme song and after I was done with them I notice a big boy Paradoom not to far from me I could not help but smile before saying

''Let's get the true show on the rode'' before blasting towards them at high speeds and throwing them into a mountain shortly after that I created an enormous dinosaur to chopped down on him with my fog

And once he was sadly dead I noticed way more coming towards my direction I couldn't help but maniacally cackle while thinking

'Oh this is fun I should do this more often' before I jumped into the cord while punching and kicking through the parademons one managed to grab me by the head

Then after that they threw me through several buildings while trying to Dogpile on me I couldn't help but laugh and say ''Do you really think you can Batgirl me please bitch i'm invincible''

With that said and done I decided to become more creative with my powers and I created a massive susanoo like the ones from Naruto I laughed and said

''Hey Parabitches I have something to ask you do you have God and Anime on your side oh wait you don't and I do now die you ugly mother fuckers''

After saying that I unsheathed my blade while restricting the Parademons in the sky to make sure the ugly motherfukers when it get away while I cut them with my massive sword

''I have one and one thing only to say to you motherfukers burn in the deepest pits of hell oh and remember the ass beating I gave to you goodbye'' After saying that I noticed a portal open up in the sky which Shazam flew out of

And I could not help but smile and think 'There is my way to get in on the fun' after thinking that I felt for my connection to the fog eye place inside of their ship which I proceeded to teleport to to appear on the planet

While I looked at the devastated Planet I couldn't help but say ''Now let's get this party started baby'' and after saying that a massive amount of fog started coming out of me and I started shaping it into the form of a

Giant ass dragon I look at the remaining members of the Justice League while asking them ''Are you going to hop on or what we got an emo bitch to kill'' after I said that the hot down to the dragon and I created a little dragons to collect their limbs

So I could be reattached later and once those little dragons were finished with their task they immediately started attacking the Paradooms that we're blocking our way to Darkseid and once we finally arrived near him we all jumped off all I dispersed the Dragon into the air

I could not help but think 'That's a surprise tool for later' and after me thinking that the Justice League started fighting Darkseid while they were ganging up on Darkseid I started analyzing Darkseid's attack patterns and how often did he use his Omega beams

After doing that I realized Darkseid was about to lose and he would probably shoot his Omega beams towards somebody to gain the upper hand what she did multiple times in this fight already but unnoticed something different he usually doesn't attack one person and that is

''Batman'' after I muttered his name I started to quickly create nearly invisible fog underneath Batman's feet so I can teleport him away and the worst case scenario and after I did that I noticed I was right as his lasers went from Superman to flash right to Batman

But before the lasers can impact Batman I quickly teleported him to where I was standing earlier and after that I got hit by the Omega beams and I couldn't help but think 'you know I thought this would be searing pain but surprisingly it just feels like I'm in a sauna'

Once I was done with that thought I immediately spread my phone through darkseid's lungs and while they're in his lungs I made my fog turn into giant balls of spikes and shortly after I did that he started coughing up blood with a surprise expression

I just floated near him and said ''Hasta la vista baby'' in the Terminator voice while I use the rest of my fog to block all of his red blood cells or the equivalent to red blood cells that he has

And while I do that I look over to Superman Batman and Flash and say ''I can't hold him here for that long you should really do something like I don't know kill him'' after I said that Batman pulled out a device and stuck it on dark side that made him

Turn into dust but before his dust can blow away in the wind the flash started running really fast around it making it turn into the form of a ball and while it was a ball

Superman uses ice breath to quickly freeze it and shortly after he does that he gets out a a weird big metal ball with a lock on it and he puts the ice ball inside of it and locks it and after he does that he quickly opens up a portal to the Phantom Zone and he throws the ball inside of it

And after he does all that he turned to me with a smile and he says ''Thank you for the help we could not do this without you'' After he says that I just nod to him go over to Cyborg and ask him to open a boom tube and he does as I step into it

( A/N That's all for today folks oh almost forgot have a good rest of your day and bye)