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becoming Basil Brusilof in dc

Why the fuck am I in dc as a fucking public domain character! . . . . . . . . . I don't own DC or any of their characters

DeadCat5757 · Anime & Comics
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10 Chs

Going Back TO Work And Dealing With Big Lizard

( A/N My finger is kind of healed up now so you know what that means new chapter and don't worry there should only be like 1 or 2 grammar mistakes here at most)

After leaving the boom tube I could not help but think to myself 'Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something ohh right I forgot to help out the Teen Titans because you know they're probably getting their cheeks clap bye some Paradooms right now

Should I help or should I not you know what I think i'll help them I mean I kind of like their comics so why not'

Right after I finished that train of thought I zoomed to the T tower or whatever it was called and I proceeded to make giant arms to capture the Paradooms because if i'm being honest I just don't feel like dealing with them right now and after I had them firmly in my grasp I crush them to death without a second thought

After doing that I then proceeded to turn around and once I did I raised my hand up in the air while I said ''Yo how you guys doing this fine evening'' with a smile on my face after I said that Damian got up and said in a sarcastic tone ''Just peachy how bout you''

I just shrugged my shoulders while saying ''You know strolling around in the air breathing in the polluted air and when I looked down I saw some Paradooms playing whack a mole with you guys and I thought why not help out so here I am''

While I was talking nightwing was unconsciously trying to psychoanalyze me through my words probably not on purpose I blame batman for that after I observed that I just shrugged it off while I started to disperse into vapor at leased in their perspective but in reality I left once I killed the Paradooms

I flopped on my couch with a sigh before I started to think about ways I could improve my skin suit before I remembered about the fake skin thing that was made in my world that felt real as well as that one robot that could

Almost perfectly simulate real facial expressions with ease and with that remembered by me I decided to try and mix those things in my skin suit after all I had the knowledge of a comic book scientist with none of that

I have the knowledge but since it's not mine I can't use it bullshit that most main characters in fanfics seem to have

( A/N i'm not fucking with you about the fake skin thing or robot thing)

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2 Days Later

While I was working on the finishing touches on the screw that Franken Steins has that is most commonly seen going through his head why you might ask well 1 it's a secret and 2 would you fuck with a guy with a big ass screw going through his head

Anyway what is that strange beeping noise ''Ahh now I remember that's my phone'' right after that thought came to my mind I picked up my phone and I looked at it to see who was calling and I could see that it was my boss so I picked up the call while saying

''Yo this is your sexy therapist Mr Basil Brusilof at your disposal how can I help you'' after saying that with an over enthusiastic tone I could hear a sigh break from my bosses lips and then with a monotone voice he says ''Your shift starts in a hour be ready''

With that said he hung up on me I just looked up into the air thinking 'I almost forgot that I have to deal with batman's stress toys ugh I hope it's one of the relatively normal ones I don't want to deal with the other ones though I would probably be paid more no stop thinking like this before you jinx's' after that little thought I continued to work on the

Screw and once it was done I slipped on the skin suit and found some clothes that look like the ones Dr Franken Steins wears in the anime and after I was fully clothed I left out my door locked it got in my car and I started driving to Arkham Asylum

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15 Minutes Later

After driving for a while I could finally see the famous Arkham Asylum and I could not contain the whistle that escaped from my lips speaking of whistle I should try to make a super whistle that can fuck with the hearing of people with super senses that actually sounds like a good idea I should put that on my bucket list

Right after those thoughts passed me by I could see the place where I needed to check in and it kind of looked like there was more security from the last time I saw it once I arrived close to it I got out of my car showed my card but before they could usher me through the gates I asked

''Sorry if this seems a bit sudden but why is there more security here then the last time I came'' they just looked at me with pity before saying a single name simultaneously ''''Croc'''' after they said that I could not help but think 'My luck really is shit sometimes ain't it'

( A/N sorry if it looks like I just uploaded new chapters I did not a certain someone got on my laptop and deleted those chapters so I had to reupload them anyway goodbye and have a good rest of your day)