There are multiple sticks in this story. My sister picked them up. Wilson, Sarah, Baby Bobo, Ralph, and Bob. Bob is special bc he's a bamboo stick. I threw everyone except Bob into the river. Baby Bobo, Sarah, and Ralph all went to a happy place. Wilson died. My sister yelled at me.
The End
My dad finally got a waffle maker. IT TOOK HIM SEVEN YEARS. FINALLYYYYY!!!!
i had to eat pancakes before then. I hate pancakes. I also hate scrambled eggs, quiche, and corn dogs.
Love,
TheShitpostAuthor