So I was binging on some Indiana Jones movies and then it happened. My perfect brain chil
Imagine a five-year-old girl dragging a big ass sword across the ground in a jungle temple. She cheering as she totters along, " GO DAD KICK THAT MEANIES' BUTT!!!" It's his child.
And her name issssssss........ Indiana "Jo" Jones. He named her after his alias. Or his dog. Either or. And the lady that's always following behind him as he goes on these adventures would be like, " Who da fuq is this kid?! WHY IS SHE CARRYING A SWORD?!!! AND WHY DID SHE CALL THAT MAN DAD???!!! I THOUGHT HE WAS SINGLE!!!! asdfqwerhjbfgebkuehjbfger"
bRaiN ChiLd
BOOM
My mom was laughing her head off as I told crazily explained this. My sister was wasted in the other chair tho so she didn't get to hear this absolute brain child.
Love,
TheShitpostAuthor
I also think that these chapters keep on getting more and more just me venting the things I can't say in public.