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[MHA:Laughing At Death]

Lowlife Alex dies a dumb death in his opinion and gets reincarnated after a very long time in the void, even though Alex got a new chance at life the void still affected him in some ways. Alex now Shikage plans to live his new life in the world of my hero academia to its fullest while laughing at the face of death but did Shikage reincarnate with nothing to help him? No, he has a rather bizarre power. Want to know more? Read to find out.

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Ch.34

I lay in bed with Rumi looking up at the Ceiling with a grin, Sex was so much better than using the old hand. I glance at Rumi who is sleeping with a content expression. My eyes locked on her exposed breasts and I had to fight down the urge to just grab them and suck on them like a hungry infant.

I get up and stretch my arms, We fucked all night, She needs sleep. And I ain't gonna take that away from her, I already took the privilege of sleep away from myself, sure I can sleep but it feels like I am forcing myself to.

I fought this tanky villain when I was 10 and he just wouldn't go down, I eventually died from exhaustion so my power made it so I didn't feel tired. That's why I won't starve myself, I like feeling human stuff, it's part of the whole human experience ya' know?

I get up and put on my boxers and jeans along with my shirt, To be honest, I feel so happy right now like I can finally die without a care in the world. But I won't. Why? Because I want to fuck more, I want to live forever and I want to be alive when the sun decided to go boom, and I want to laugh when I adapt to the supernova…

Wait…

I stop buttoning up my shirt in thought, why don't I just make it so humanity doesn't die? I'll make sure humanity makes a Diphen sphere. I teleport outside as I burst out in laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA~!"

Once I stopped laughing I teleported back inside to finish changing back into my clothes.

So, it looks like I have found a goal to strive towards, making sure the earth doesn't go to shit and after that making sure to stop the Sun from exploding.

And I can do that, humanity can do that!

If I go insane in trying to do so? Well, what is broken can only be broken a little bit more right? Zero, add zero equals zero.

I finished my changing and put a note on Rumi's bedside cabinet.

{Hope you enjoyed your sleep, call me anytime and we can go again if you want~

Love the most handsome funniest sexy man in the world Shikage Kūsho~}

Okay, that should be enough hehe.

I teleport to the teacher's dormitory and flop onto my bed.

Man, not feeling tired sucks, I can still feel fatigued just not tired, my fight with Midoriya shows that.

Fuck it, I'm hungry.

I get up and teleport to my bathroom, why? Because I smell of sex that's why. I look into the mirror and I finally, realise something.

"HOLY SHIT! I LOOK LIKE A BUFFER MARKIPLIER!"

I mean, yeah, we can all admit that Mark looks hot, like Ryan Reynolds hot.

Given my voice isn't the same as him I am taller and I have different-coloured eyes and hair.

|AN: you guys can stop asking me for pics now|

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(AN)

Guys, I'm gonna take a break for a little while I came to fucked myself over, i'm feeling terrible right now, I'm not dropping this, I just need a bit.

I might start fic later but let me just enjoy my my break from college. Now I want to read fics and relax. You guys may get a chapter every three days, to be honest, I don't even care about the rankings anymore.

Bye!