Ch.31

As I teleport through the sky while occasionally summoning an air platform to jump on I am doing my daily portal through the city because I want to rise in the rankings and to do that I have to beat villains which is obvious.

To be honest, I am cool with it, I have got used to it and it's a good way to clear my mind.

I may not look like and I hide it a lot but… The void messed me up, I am happy I got my laughing as a crutch to hold onto because laughing makes me forget the trauma of that abyss.

Maybe I should see a therapist?

…But even if I did what would I say? 'Oh! Hey random guy, this may be quite far-fetched, but I am a reincarnated dude who spent over 10 10,000 years in absolute nothingness, So can ya' help me?' No, I'll pass on that one.

I look down to see a boar mutant quirk Villian robbing a corner shop. I grin and teleport down to the sidewalk and the Boar villain's eyes widen as all he saw before he was knocked out is a fist.

I look down at the unconscious form of the Villian take out a small phone-type device click a button on it and in a couple of minutes, the sound of police can be heard coming in my direction.

They jump out and quickly tie up the villain, thank me for my service and drive off with the boar villain in a van to a jail cell or something.

Alright just going to lock in, hopefully, I will get at least one villain who has an interesting quirk that can kill me so I can in turn get an interesting quirk.

[6 hours later.]

Three more quirks into the stockpile, not bad if I say so myself.

I think I'm going to be a jack-of-trades master of none except my werewolf form I've mastered that, also on that note Every time I shift into that form it feels like I'm close to unlocking something on it, weird.

Alright time to head to the teacher's dorms at UA, I'm tired (Mentally) and can not be bothered to do shit anymore.

(POV: Heroes and Villains media)

[TheDickMaster] (Thread Origin) (5 years User)

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Opinion on Gelasius becoming a hero?

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[ButterflyLover] (official Hero) (sidekick) (Gay)

Well, he is interesting, I met him on my portal with Best Jeanist, He was fighting this big dude with Hammers for arms that could morph into normal arms at will. All he did was teleport around him until the villain ended up hitting himself in the face with his hammer arms.

He is also pretty hot but I don't think he swings that way, gotta respect that type of shit dude.

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[Gelasius] (official hero) (furry) (Sexyman)

I don't but I appreciate the appreciation big up to the LGBTQ!

And whatever mod put the furry tag on me remember I would be able to find where you live relatively easily I know Nezu! I will beat your ass!

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[TrollLeader] (Moderator) (Troll) (prankster)

Haha, sorry man, I'll take it off, just wanted to fuck with you.

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[Gelasius] (official hero) (Sexyman) (Jokester)

Now that's much better, Thanks [TrollLeader], I hate being called a furry it is honestly the only thing I don't like hahaha.

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[TrollLeader] (Moderator) (Troll) (prankster)

It's all good man.

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[MountLadySitOnMe] (HornyMan) (Perv) (SeriousSometimes)

Can we go back to what we think about the Official SexyMan?

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[MaxFuckingAction] (Nerd) (HeroLover)

I think he should be a bit more serious, he is always laughing and joking around.

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[Gelasius] (official hero) (SexyMan) (jokester)

Can't help the laughing part, I have Tourette's bro.

And I am the Symbol Of Laughter! I am no serious guy.

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[GagOnMe] (Sus) (Random)

Who's better Miriko or Mount Lady?

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[Gelasius] (official hero) (SexyMan) (jokester)

Miriko.

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[LegDayGirl] (official hero) (HornyMagnet)

Hahaha! Thanks for the confidence to boost, even though I get a lot from this app haha.

Maybe we could go have some coffee if you want? I mean I am down for it if you are.

|AN: There is more to this than you guys think! Before anyone asks why she is just asking him out to coffee without getting to know him, She is a rabbit mutant quirk user. What are rabbits known for? Well… Let's just say our man Shikage is very attractive and if it wasn't for his shitty pickup lines and such he would be drowning in pussy.|

[Gelasius] (official hero) (SexyMan) (jokester)

…For real?

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[EggsForBreakfast] (2 years user) (chill)

Hahahahaha!! Bro is bewildered! He just got asked out for the first time and you can tell from how fast he replied to that!

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[Gelasius] (official hero) (SexyMan) (jokester)

Shut up! Give me a break dude! I am a total virgin. If any mod adds the virgin tag to me I will cause Mass murder!!!

Plus this is kinda a first for me lol.

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[LegDayGirl] (official hero) (HornyMagnet)

I'll take that as a yes. I will send you a private DM.

See ya soon Sexy Man~

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[Gelasius] (official hero) (SexyMan) (jokester)

Am I dreaming?

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[GrapeJuice] (Pervert) (BannedManyTimes)

I hope so!!!!!!!!!!!

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[LigmaBalls] (Legend) (10 years User)

Haha, nice one man, enjoy yourself.

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[Pov: Shikage]

"What the fuck!!!??!?" I screamed while looking at the private message.

Am I actually that good-looking??

I was pretty below average in my past life so this is the first, and the one girl who has asked me out is arguably the hottest in this world, with tanned skin and thick and long white hair that contrasts well with her skin and top that of she has big tits |AN: In this world, she has larger breasts like that fanart of her and the rule34|.

Is she joking?

Hm… I am not going to question it.

So… I'm going to get laid right???

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(AN)

Yes, yes you are my beautiful creation.

Anyway, I can already see the nudes/porn of Mirko in the comments. Don't hold them back, I am a horny bastard too, there's no shame, Hell I fucking encourage it I won't delete any it. Put it in this paragraph, I dare you~

On a side note, Happy Easter My gorgeous readers~ ironic that MC is about to go out with Mirko on easter hahaha.

Bye!