Which Way?
The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died.
While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.
The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going."
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Phunky disease
This couple on their honeymoon have never made love before and the wife's in bed buttnaked ready to have sex. She say's "come on honey take your clothes off I wanna have sex"
He say's I am I am, so he takes off his shoes and socks.
She say's "your toes are all deformed what happend"?
He say's "Well as a kid I had toelio" Next he takes off his pants and she say's "your knees are all beat up and pockmared what happend"?
He say's well as a kid I had the kneasles"
Then he takes off his undies and she looks down and say's "oh my what happend down there honey" Smallcox