I actually managed to bite my own lip just now!
The doctor's face was struggling to hide a smirk, but her professional training told her not to laugh. She held it in for a while before speaking, "Knowing it would hurt this much, why didn't you consider that when you were fighting?"
I replied with a bitter smile, "I wanted to, but who knew playing the hero would come at such a high cost."
Hearing about the heroic rescue, the doctor's eyes sparkled with mischief, "Is it the beauty who came with you yesterday? Why isn't she with you today?"
Seeing the gossip alight in the doctor's eyes, I felt a little embarrassed, "Yes, but it's normal for her not to accompany me since we are just friends."
The doctor teased, poking me, "You've already played the hero; didn't the little beauty take a fancy to you or something?"