Would I date myself

So it's midnight right now right. I was going on my phone and all of a sudden I was asked if I would even date myself.

My answer depends cause I am not gay. But if I was a straight female and was asked to date my male self. My answer would probably be... Yes, yes I would.

Here is why. I would share the same interests, and that makes connecting a whole lot easier. I think I have an amazing sense of humor. I love sex jokes and fart jokes. Who wouldn't love that. But no in all honesty I do have a pretty nice sense of humor and me and my female counterpart would always be having fun. Another reason I love to cuddle so sleep would actually be really good.

This is probably the top reason, my libido. I am a teenager (14) went through puberty very early in my life (around 7-9 years old when it started) so my hormones are all over the place. But I know how to control myself, so that means I am a pretty cool dude. I have been through it (puberty) so I can wait till she's ready. I am pretty considerate... (totally not because I couldn't be bothered to ask)

*ahem* I would make a pretty good partner and cuddle buddy. My body is big (not really fat just big) and warm. So again amazing cuddle buddy for all the single ladies out there.

<3 Big sexy author Yasser Stay Sexy

P.s very tired it's midnight and I got school soo yeah fun.

PP.s gonna double upload sometime later wrote it in authors note bye bye