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This Crayfish is not edible

Xia Che was a crayfish monster that cultivated to become a human, but from then on he was the epitome of unlucky. But because he was friends with a Koi fish, he was able to escape his predicament. One fine day the Koi fish disappeared and our silly little crayfish lost his luck. He was all alone for many years until an ugly snake landed on his lap. The snake turned out to have exponential luck. Xia che: “Let me pet you today as well little worm. I want to trip on a pot of gold.” He rubbed the coarse scales of the snake. Long Aotian: ‘How dare you try to pet this majestic dragon,’ he bit his offending hands and squirmed. Xia che: “Stop squirming little worm, I might cook you for dinner instead. I heard humans say that snakes are good for your liver.” Long Aotian: “You....You” The little ugly snake changed into a majestic dragon and pushed the crayfish down. He ate till his heart’s content. P.S- Cover art inspired by LinDu

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Chapter 77 - Its a Peck

Yukiya gazed back at the red dragon. He had a dazed look on his face and was caressing his lips.

That's when the severity of her actions hit her. 'Oh my god, why did I do that? That was my first kiss. How could I just go and throw it away like that?' She thought.

She could feel her cheeks heat up unnaturally. 'Shit, I think I'm blushing,'

She slapped her cheeks and rubbed it softly. But that made her face burn a little. 'I think I made it even worse,' she thought, slapping her forehead.

"Why are you slapping yourself?" his baritone voice came from behind her.

"It was a fly," she said. Lying to him made her blush even more.

"fly? It's almost winter here, how come flies are out so late?" he whispered.

'Shit! shit, why do I have to be so bad at lying?' she mentally cursed herself.

"Huh, you don't know anything. In the human world flies breed and multiply during this season," she said in a confident voice.

'I hope he buys my lie,' she mentally prayed.

"Hmm, I suppose so. It is my first time coming to this plane," he mumbled and shrugged.

'oh thank god,' she let out a deep breath of relief.

His footsteps sped up and caught up to her.

"So why did you kiss me?" he whispered.

"What? No, that was not a kiss, nah ah," she said with heated cheeks.

He raised his eyebrow and gave her a sceptical gaze. "Your lips connected with mine," he said, wiping his lips.

"Stop it! Stop touching your lips!" she screamed and pulled his hand away.

Seeing him do this action reminded her of the disgraceful thing she did. 'oh my god, end my agony. Why did i even kiss him?' she mentally cried.

"Why? Why not? You left some saliva there." he mumbled.

'How.... this shameless guy? Why is he talking like I licked him?' she gritted her teeth and glared at him.

"Shut up! Shut up. This incident should never be mentioned again. Got it," she shouted.

He had a confused expression at this.

"Why? Is kissing me that bad? You caught me by surprise if we do it again I can improve....."

She shut his blabbering mouth with her hand.

"Stop talking," she shouted.

Long Ki gazed at the woman who was restraining his mouth with a confused gaze. 'Am i that bad at kissing? Maybe I should practice,' he thought nodding his head.

"Practice what now! Get the hell away from me," she shouted with a beet-red face.

She darted away from him in big strides.

"Em, did I say it out loud?" he whispered.

"Yes, you dirty perverted dragon," she shouted, gazing back at him.

'She is blushing like crazy.' He thought, gazing at her retreating back. He couldn't help but remember the soft touch of her lips. 'It did feel good. My body was tingly, even my hair stood up,' he thought.

She glared back at him.

'Teasing her is also fun,' he thought with a chuckle.

"But even so, I still think I should practice more. Otherwise how could I satisfy my dear wify," he said with a chuckle.

"Who.... who is your wify, huh? Get lost," she stuttered.

"you are. Didn't we play husband and wife in Guikal? Did you forget it so soon?" he said with a fake sad look. "Besides, you took advantage of me, kissing me right on my lips. Aren't you going to take responsibility?" he said with a grin.

"It was a medical emergency. AND it was not a KISS! IT WAS A PECK," she shouted.

"Oh, what is the difference?" he said with his hand on his chin.

"There... there is a difference. A peck... its.... it's when you connect your lips for a second," she whispered.

"Really! I remember now! Your lips touched mine for three seconds. Then isn't it a kiss," he exclaimed.

Her face and even her neck went red.

'How fun? Hehe,' he chuckled inside, gazing at the fuming woman.

"IT IS NOT A KISS. AND WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS AGAIN. EVER!" she shouted with all her might and ran away.

"Hey wait up. Otherwise you might have to kiss me again," he shouted and followed behind.

"IT'S A PECK," she shouted.

"I stand corrected. You might have to peck me again," he said with a chuckle.

All along the way he kept teasing her for that kiss.

Truly, the red dragon was thoroughly enjoying their banter. Usually if Raijin was there, he would have teased him. But since the Koi was fun to be around with, he teased her until she blushed with tears.

"Aww, you don't have to cry for that? Should I peck you to relieve your sadness?" he said with a grin.

"I HATE YOU! You stupid dragon," she shouted.

Big shout out to my darlings Scum, System, Timeless, That1otaku, Tharsini, PirateKing, Rashmi, Farisya, Puritans, Sileneshoba, Xian12, ishu34, itykiks, Beebaby, Chirp, didia, Kris374,

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