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This Crayfish is not edible

Xia Che was a crayfish monster that cultivated to become a human, but from then on he was the epitome of unlucky. But because he was friends with a Koi fish, he was able to escape his predicament. One fine day the Koi fish disappeared and our silly little crayfish lost his luck. He was all alone for many years until an ugly snake landed on his lap. The snake turned out to have exponential luck. Xia che: “Let me pet you today as well little worm. I want to trip on a pot of gold.” He rubbed the coarse scales of the snake. Long Aotian: ‘How dare you try to pet this majestic dragon,’ he bit his offending hands and squirmed. Xia che: “Stop squirming little worm, I might cook you for dinner instead. I heard humans say that snakes are good for your liver.” Long Aotian: “You....You” The little ugly snake changed into a majestic dragon and pushed the crayfish down. He ate till his heart’s content. P.S- Cover art inspired by LinDu

Lullabybao · LGBT+
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275 Chs

Chapter 162 - Lian Hua

"Hmm," his jet-black eyes stared into his soul. "Did you hurt them?" The man calmly whispered, but his murderous aura intensified.

"No..Yes....I...I don't....." Oli panted. He felt his soul being squeezed and pulled. "Ahhh....I didn't.....mean it," he gasped.

"So you did hurt them," the masked man whispered with a deadly smile. He summoned a small sword from his ring. It was shimmering green with a small lotus engraved on its hilt.

"No—please don't..i don't mean to. I'm sorry," Oli begged. At this right moment something gooey and sticky fell on his head. Mortified, Oli touched his beautifully combed hair to find puke in it. The smell…..it made him puke as well.The sword that was going to slice him open stopped mid air.

The masked man choked down his laughter, but was not able to hold it in. "Ha-ha you got puked on. Ha-ha i think it s a wise enough punishment. I was going to take your hands off for hurting my son, but i think heavens served you retribution,"