A perverted trick to live!

"—Squish Squish."

Her chest was small, but fluffy. It was a pleasant feeling.

The purple haired girl's face turned beet red, tears were filling her eyes due to embarrassment.

She was trying to say something, but she couldn't utter a word.

She was shocked and flustered as she looked at me groping her chest with a satisfied and happy face.

The two female Demi humans and the two muscle Demi humans turned into gray statues as they stared at me doing something this perverted.

"—You—You—"

"Aaah~ now I can die in peace~" I said in a blessed tone.

Just then I jump backwards, a few metres away from the purple haired girl.

She was dumbstruck, her face was red and tears filled her eyes.

She was panting heavily only to fall on her knees.

"—Princess Alishia!" shouted the two female Demi-Humans bending down to her and holding her shoulder.

She was not in her mind. She couldn't think straight at this moment.

Perhaps this was her first time feeling a man's touch?

The two female demi-humans called her princess so she must be the daughter of this village's head.

"What are you two doing!" said one of the female demi-humans to the muscle ones "Grab that pervert and throw him into that hot pot!"

"Uh— Yeah but... Where is he?" the stags were totally focused on staring at the princess.

The female demi-humans turn their face towards where I was standing previously only to find my outline in the mid-air.

"HE RAN AWAY!!!" the two women shouted in fear and shock.

Elsewhere in the forest, I was aimlessly running in the woods not knowing where I'm heading to.

Thankfully the forest wasn't too far from the village so I escaped successfully.

I don't know where I'm going, but this is probably better then being eaten alive.

It's a dense forest, it feels tight. The soil is cold and wet and there are several butterflies around here. There is little sunlight and there's this smell of wet mud.

The only sound I could hear is the chirping of birds, whistling of trees and the splatting sound of my running footsteps.

After running for quite a while, I stop and bend down placing both my hands on my knees panting heavily.

I need to catch come breath.

"Huh... Huh... I think I've run far enough from them."

"But I shouldn't be celebrating just yet" I said as I lift my head up and look backwards "They know this place better then me, I'm sure they might catch up to me soon."

"And since I humiliated their princess I'm sure they won't let me off the hook so easily."

"I don't even know where I exactly am, what should I do now?"

"~Growl"  it was the rumbling of my stomach.

"I haven't eaten anything since the whole morning. What time is it right now? It should probably be lunch time."

"I'm so hungry" I said as I crouched down closing my eyes "I want to eat something, but all I have is this frying pan!"

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[System activated. Hunger has been detected]

It was a woman's voice, a robotic one. I swiftly stood up staying alert as I hold my frying pan.

"Who's there!" I shout.

But I got no reply. But then—

[Skill: food eye activated]

I heard the same voice once again, but this time I notice that it didn't come from anywhere around me.

But in fact the voice was coming from inside my head.

"What the hell is this! What does this food eye mean! Is this some kind of cliched Isekai system?" I say to myself.

I notice a butterfly flying in front of me. It's wings were blue and sparkling which glittered something blue as it flew.

I stare at it mesmerised by its beauty, just when—

[Edible object detected] it referred to the blue butterfly.

I flinch to the voice and shout at it in anger— "You really want me to eat such a beautiful and innocent creature! How heartless can you be!"

[Sigh... ]

"I-It sighed!" I said in surprise.

Elsewhere in the forest—

Some muscled Demi humans in bronze armor and weapons were walking in the forest. They seem to be searching for something.

"Search every single cranny of this forest! Make sure you find him!" said the girl sitting on a rock bossing the men around.

"You darned human! Dare to humiliate me! You'll pay for this!" she murmured as she bit her nails.

It was the same purple haired girl from earlier, her name is Alishia.

What do you think awaits our protagonist next? Will he be able to get out of this mess? Stay tuned~

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—To Be Continued—