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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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69 Chs

Devestating Stiffy

"It was you behind Jaffa Man Gaming's disappearance!" bathtub boy was so angery he wore a checkered shirt! the man however, was not effected by this checker shirt at all and instead took a single step forwards away from the corner.

"bich bich!" he shouted as the gravity itself became so significant the genius gang began to sink into the ground. "yes, it was I who ordered the destruction of the Scrummy Bummy...Mr Gloybraith clone #69 aka Mr Gloybraith for this volume or two lol Mr Gloybraith clone #69 is too cumbersome to write all the time I want to say Mr Gloybraith ok?"

an immense learning environmental aura burst out from mr Gloybraith forcing the genius gang to create flashcards and to test their knowledge with each other!

the genius gang did this for an entire 7 seconds before they broke out doing it to them and ascended out of the canteen into earth's Mesosphere.

the three got into a triangle and adjusted their ties, dusted their shoulders and milked the stars! they formed an incredibly dapper triangle and an eye formed in the middle to signify the extraction of energy from the fabric of the universe itself, channeling itself into the genius gang's formation.

in less than a second however, Mr gloybraith's majestically balding head drove straight through the middle of the formation and stopped a few meters above the triangle!

"how could he fly straight through our formation?" the genius gang thought but couldn't think much because they became floral curtains!

Mr gloybraith began stirring the cup of hot chocolate in his hand and then drunk it!!!!1!!!!! his eyes glowed as thick lasers began to shoot out of them creating many massive craters in the earth below them, even blowing up fraz hore's farm!

knowing that the geography lasers were too strong, the genius gang grouped and pulled up their socks, tucking their trousers into their socks, rolling up their sleeves and pulling their trousers up to their chests before doing it to them!

even Mr Gloybraith was impressed by this, as the stances the genius gang members had developed were not just doing it to them stances, but the grand wisdom variant! even so, he was just about to teach them about geography when he saw a tractor coming into orbit!

"it's fraz hore!" the genius gang were suprised, as fraz hore was so angry that his farm was destroyed by the geography lasers that he flew up in his tractor to confront the person who did it.

"are you serious or are you just being satirical" say "take off your clothes" say "what do you have??" say "going to pupil support!" he was absolutely fuming but when he noticed who he was talking to he suddenly started crying and begging for forgiveness.

"it is too late!" Mr gloybraith taught fraz hore geography causing him pass his geography GCSEs oof but the genius gang bread great wisdom variant T posed upon Mr Gloybraith who unfortunately didn't even feel it.

knowing they had to go all out to even stand a chance, the genius gang began to meditate in T pose formation. the earth, the moon and the sun became darker and darker as the light energy of them were being absorbed into the cottage cheese carton. soon the soon had become a red giant, but rather than exploding, it went out as all the energy had been absorbed by the genius gang. it was due to the pee pee oceans on the sun that they could absorb it's energy!

having gathered the energy of the entire solar system, the genius gang milked a satellite to call just eat chanting: "magic is real it's contained within an app it makes 6-1 spicy chicken wrap fall right into your lap!"

6-1 spicy chicken wrap descended from the lights of heaven upon the genius gang, who tried to incorporated the cottage cheese into the 6-1 spicy chicken wrap but couldn't without ruining both. instead, they consumed each serperately and and remainders of the cheese and pesto pasta and scrummy Bummy!

fraz hore soon fell back to earth to go to pupil support, but it was already done, the genius gang had absorbed sufficient energy to do it. their most powerful attack yet.

the planets, the skies, the earth and the trees. The mushrooms and vegetables and fraizer hore's knees. upon Mr gloybraith descended...

C O C K A N D B A L L T O R T U R E

As we look back on this event, we can only describe it as immense Activity. destruction swallowed the solar system like a wave of inky darkness and the genius gang became olive spread. by now they weren't very dapper at all but still dabbed, thankful that it was over and that they could become floor tiles but then...

"Mr stark..."

the genius fell back to the molten surface of the earth not quite aware of why they became milk??

the three T pose on the ground and love to become olive spread, they wonder how they got hurt when they were the ones who attacked??!!

then...my Gloybraith descended from the sky with not even a scratch on his shiny geography teacher name badge! inconceivable the three of them peed yet only two of them peed!

"bathtub boy why aren't you peeing??" reec and Jos cot became olive oil with low cholesterol and healthy.

"wait, where's my stylophone?? and my Genius Gang poster??" reec teleported to Langley farm and back.

Jos cot tried to eat cheese and pesto pasta but it wasn't there?? where it gone??

mr gloybraith laff evilly say "suckurmum" and torments wenius Wang for 2 seconds.

"I'm sure you're wondering what's happened...well...Jos cot admiral of bse ready to pee legacy, I have erased cheese and pesto pasta from existence, cheese and pesto pasta is no more..."

Jos cot began crying not the cheese and pesto pasta! he became depressed and tried to strangle himself.

"Reec aloe Vera deliora avrora...I have taken away your stylophone, Justin Bieber fanfic and genius gang poster!" Mr gloybraith laff so evil he dusted off his shoulder but wasn't dapper just evil.

reec screamed at 4 decibels which is actually very quiet like the atmosphere literally for quieter as he screamed.

"and abul babul dabble mabble always going to invest in Scrabble! I have taken away...your ability to pee! and a few other side effects (blindness lol)..."

bathtub boy searched up coolmathgames and began to play ducklife 3, this is so sad can we get 50 likes??

"This is the result of you three daring to rise up the ranks with such gusto and for tredding on my domain, Skegness! Through my glory, I hereby announce that the Genius Gang is no more!" Mr gloybraith rips the genius gang poster! "From now on...You shall be the fallen Kleenex gang!" he laughs with such evil the earth itself is scared and backs away from him, allowing him to levitate in the air.

While the Genius Gang's attack utilised the energy of the entire solar system to attack Mr Gloybraith using cock and ball torture, they had blundered for Mr gloybraith's cock and balls were just so strong they didn't even recieves any damage and instead rebounded damage in such a way that the genius gang got hurt and lost their most important things! (except bathtub boy who never pees before marriage!)

very soon miss no man's land and her marching band awoke with fury to search the battlefield for the genius gang meaning they had to split up to go undetected.