Chapter 458: Rest Easy

"Relaaax..."

"The next step of your training is taking a bath..."

"Only after that will you be allowed to sleep..."

"No way in hell I'm letting you touch anything of mine until you remove that dirt off your body..."

...

Uhhh?

I stare down at the chair I'm sitting on...

I stare at the cup I'm holding in my hand...

I stare at the clothes I'm borrowing from her...

...

<Are you uhhh...>

<Joking?>

...

...

An awkward silence ensues...

It takes a moment for it to register in her mind, but eventually it does...

SLAP!!!

Backhanded, I almost tip the chair...

Phew...

Too close...