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The Cursed Prince

This book is about baby-making. [COMPLETED on chapter 715] The crown prince was cursed on the day he was born, that he will never be happy. What's worse, no woman could touch him without dying. Thus, finding a wife to produce an heir became the royal family's greatest challenge since the prince is the only son. Until one day.. a servant girl who tried to kill him didn't end up dying after they touched. Emmelyn was a princess from one of their colonies who vowed to avenge her family's death by killing the crown prince. And that's how she ended up in his castle. Seeing that she was the only woman he could have a sexual relationship with, without killing her, the prince made an agreement to let her go and free her kingdom from his oppression if she produced for him three heirs. Emmelyn said yes, but every day that they were together, she made plans to kill him and get her revenge. Can Emmelyn get what she wanted, or would she be entangled deeper with the enemy who was deemed as the devil incarnate himself by his enemies? EXCERPT: "You will be the mother of my children," said the man in a commanding tone. His shameless words rendered Emmelyn speechless and shocked, more so, than the kiss he landed on her lips earlier. "I need three children from you." "Eh ... wait.. what? Hold on a minute," Emmelyn, who was moved from her shock, hurriedly rubbed her lips roughly as if trying to remove the devil's marks from them. "I don't want to be your wife! I don't want to marry you, you devil!!" The man frowned and squinted his eyes menacingly. "Who said anything about marriage?" THE NEXT DAY "Let's go," said the prince. "Let's go where?" Emmelyn asked, not understanding. "Let's go make babies." *** CHECK OUT MY OTHER BOOKS with all doting husbands: - The King's Wife Is The Alpha's Mate - ONGOING - The Cursed King - COMPLETED - Finding Stardust - COMPLETED - The Alchemists - COMPLETED - The Prince Who Cannot Fall In Love - COMPLETED - Till Death Do Us Part - COMPLETED I DON'T DO SLOW BURNS. This book is VERY FUNNY, and VERY LEWD. Only for ADULTS and open-minded people. BUY ME COFFEE? https://ko-fi.com/missrealitybites Watch the book trailer on TikTok/Instagram: @missrealitybites Discord server: bit.ly/missrealitybites

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Don't Eat My Pie

Mars kissed Emmelyn's hair and closed his eyes. He caught his breath as he hugged Emmelyn. For a while, the two of them enjoyed an afterglow together.

After her breathing calmed down, Emmelyn turned her body and looked at Mars with a sharp gaze and a pout.

"You pervert! Damn! Why did you do it during the day???? How can I show my face outside of this chamber now???" scolded the girl, hitting Mars in the chest with her tiny hand.

The man did not budge and just endure the blow. He was in a really good mood that he decided not to respond to Emmelyn's anger. After all, it didn't hurt him at all.

It was in vain for Emmelyn to try to get a reaction from him.

[Dammit. You scummy prince!!]

After lying down like that, enjoying an afterglow for ten minutes, Mars finally got up. He took a small towel from the cupboard and wet it with water from the jar on the table. After cleaning himself, he then handed another wet towel to Emmelyn, who was still giving him a murderous glare.

"Do you want to go to dinner like that?" Mars asked, pointing at Emmelyn's naked body. He then narrowed his eyes. "Or do you want me to clean you?"

Suddenly Emmelyn got out of bed and grabbed the towel from Mars's hand.

No way! She knew this man's tricks. He would definitely take the opportunity to fondle Emmelyn again, and who knew what he would do later?

When Emmelyn finished cleaning her body, Mars had already done getting dressed. He stood waiting for the girl in front of the door patiently.

Emmelyn, who assumed that Mars wanted to have dinner with her, finally put on her clothes with the help of some maids and immediately joined the prince out of the chamber.

The two of them walked into the small dining room where Mars used to eat alone and sat there to have dinner. Several servants immediately came to serve them.

"Your Highness, tonight the cooks were making Lady Emmelyn's favorite dishes. They are asking Lady Emmelyn to provide input on their cooking," said the butler, Roshan, respectfully.

"All right. Bring the dishes here," said Mars, waving his hand.

Roshan bowed once again before exiting the dining room and returning moments later with several male servants who arrived with trays containing the various dishes Emmelyn had ordered.

She immediately smelled the apple pie she had been missing for so long. Oh.. it immediately changed her mood for the better. She also saw pecan peanut cake, and most importantly, the main course, a roast pig.

The girl licked her lips as dish after dish came and presented on the table in front of them.

"Please enjoy, Your Highness," said Roshan, making a sign inviting the crown prince and his woman to eat. He then resigned, letting the two of them eat.

"Is this the food you like?" Mars asked, looking at Emmelyn, who was sitting beside him.

At first, Emmelyn wanted to sit across from the man. However, because her right hand was still weak and could not be used to eat, Mars forced Emmelyn to sit beside him so that the man could feed her more easily.

Emmelyn swallowed when she saw the whole roast pig, still smoking and leaking fat dripping from its skin. Uhhh .. That roast pig skin looked so crispy and delicious. She believed if Mars wasn't there with her that night, she would have pounced on the pig and eat it to her heart's content.

Unfortunately, in addition to having this scummy prince sitting beside her, Emmelyn couldn't use her right hand either. Who knows how long this damn hand would be in this state.

"So?" Mars asked again.

Emmelyn finally nodded.

"Do you want to eat the pie first as the appetizer? Or do you want to eat the roast pig right away?" asked Mars, ready with a knife to cut the meat. Emmelyn tilted her chin toward the pie.

Mars then cut the pie into small pieces and then fed them into Emmelyn's mouth. When she smelled the peculiar smell of apple pie and her tongue tasted the flavor she had been missing for so long, Emmelyn spontaneously closed her eyes and chewed with all her heart.

Mars observed Emmelyn's expression, and he was in awe. The girl looked like she completely forgot her surroundings and enjoyed the apple pie wholeheartedly.

Jeez ... this girl looks like she hasn't eaten for weeks,' Mars thought in amazement.

Emmelyn made the pie looked like it tasted really, really good. Finally, Mars took a piece and ate it. He wanted to know what made her look that way.

When he started chewing the pie, Mars let out a soft sigh.

Ahhh ... now he understood why Emmelyn had such an expression.

This pie was really delicious.

Emmelyn, who had finished chewing her delicious pie, automatically opened her mouth, ready to receive her next slice of pie. However, the long-awaited one didn't come, to the amazement of the girl.

She opened her eyes in confusion, trying to find where the pie that was supposed to be in front of her mouth.

It was not there.

When she turned to her left, Emmelyn saw Mars was closing his eyes and chewing HER pie. She could see the little crumbs in the corner of his lips.

[Ugh .. why are you eating my pie? It is MINE. MINE. MINE.]

"I want more," Emmelyn grumbled, making Mars open his eyes and nod. He hurriedly cut another slice for Emmellyn and fed the girl.

"You're right. This is delicious," Mars commented.

[Of course. I told you I have an exquisite taste when it comes to food.]

"Hmm ..." Emmelyn just grumbled softly. "Don't finish it."

"No ... I just had a taste," Mars said evasively. He returned to feeding Emmelyn and watched the girl enjoy her pie with her eyes closed, enjoying the foodgasm.

Ahh .. he was delighted to see that this girl was apparently a foodie.

So, she liked eating. Of course, soon, she would become fatter and healthier to conceive and give birth to his children.

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From the author:

Uwuuu, your perverted author is back with our shameless prince and curt girl. I'm sorry, the chapter only came out today as I was unwell the past week.

The last month of November had been quite stressful. Now, I just want November to end and hope we can all glide to December in one piece.. and hopefully get 2020 over with as soon as possible.

Btw, I started reading some quotes that I could clearly picture said by Mars Strongmoor.. hahaha. They are funny but heartless. So, I'll share them with you. This is the first one.

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<<MARS STRONGMOOR'S WITTY QUOTE OF THE DAY>>

Prince Athos was invited to his cousin's castle for dinner. Prince Mars Strongmoor, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

"Oh Pumpkin, could you pass me the roast pig? Thank you."

"Sweetheart, this pie is so good! Eat some more."

When the wife went to the kitchen to get something, Prince Athos looked at Prince Mars and remarked, "That's really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."

Mars hung his head and whispered, "To tell you the truth, I still don't know her name and it's too late to ask now!"

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HAHAHA... tbh the original joke was about an elderly couple whose husband kept calling his wife with pet names. His friend thought the husband was being romantic when the truth was he already forgot her name three years ago.

I remember this joke because a reader said her now-husband didn't remember her name for the first 3 months they were dating. Luckily the man is a keeper so she married him.

PS: Does anyone know how long does it usually take until you can use your hand again after being 'paralyzed' from an intensive handjob? Asking for a friend. #cough# It's for research.

PPS: The gift function is opened! Yeay...!! Feel free to shower this shameless couple with balloons, potions or grimoires, etc. AHAHAHAHA...

Sorry, "Shameless" is my middle name. You should see my shameless plug in the Thanksgiving Event.

Oh, by the way... GO TURKEY TEAM!!

Even though at this rate we'll only get 5 free coins from the event, I am having fun. XD