Saiyans Are Shittheads

'Saiyans are dumb and loyal. Very useful.'

That was always Frieza's thinking. Ever since his father, King Cold, gifted him with the Saiyans, he thought so.

He was feared, and that feeling was wonderful. Saiyans were incredibly helpful.

Not because of their power level. It wasn't anything special really. Even if they all got together to try to kill Frieza, they couldn't even get him to go into his second form.

What made them special was their ability to transform into giant apes when looking at the moon. He didn't know how they did it, but when it happened, they grew exponentially stronger. Their power level increased by 10x that way, it was just wonderful.

For species as stupid and pathetic as these to exist was just perfect for him, who wanted to reign over the universe. After all, what's more useful than an army of beings that can't defeat you, but can get stronger than most species in the universe just by putting them in the right situation?

Obviously, they weren't even comparable to the Ginyu force, but their numbers made them very useful for conquering planets.

However, Frieza wasn't satisfied with just that. No, he wanted more. They were dumb, but it wasn't enough. King Vegeta wasn't very special, and he was also very arrogant.

Frieza wanted a Saiyan for himself. A new addition to the Ginyu, a commander for this weak and useless race.

And for that, he invested in technology. Gathering many scientific Saiyans, who, oddly enough, were quite competent, for their new project.

A modified Saiyan. For this, he took several puppies of this race and took them to another planet alongside the scientists, in search of creating the perfect Saiyan.

Unfortunately, this was unsuccessful. The specimen that least rejected the modifications was beginning to succumb. And he quickly lost interest. He didn't even have to go to the trouble of destroying the site, letting the scientists work on the project without interfering.

Just the possibility of something coming out of it, even though it's low.

One situation, however, changed everything.

A legend. A legend that as soon as he heard it made him break out in a cold sweat for the first time in his life. Not literally, after all, arcosians don't have that ability.

However, he feared this race. All because of the legends surrounding the legendary super saiyan!

Fear of him consumed him, and despite being arrogant, he wasn't stupid. Not even a little.

And, before his disbelief could come back to bite his ass in the future, he resolved to nip the possibility in the bud.

It was better to be safe than sorry.

He went to the control room, they were in the middle of some random domination at the moment, but he was the leader, and what he spoke was law.

"Send a message to all Saiyans to assemble on Planet Vegeta immediately." He said to some random commander. There was no need to engrave his name.

"Sir, may I know why?"

Freeza didn't look too closely at this question, giving the commander a long look, which clearly made him break out in a cold sweat. But in the end, he smiled anyway.

"To kill them, why. What else would that be for?"

"But sir..."

The commander looked like he wanted to say something, but seeing Freeza staring at him with that ecstatic smile, he gave up. However, before Freeza could nod and return to his position, the commander spoke.

"And Vegeta?"

"Hm? Vegeta? The king?"

"Yes sir."

"Whatever, he's not useful."

"And his son, Vegeta?"

"The prince huh... Nuhuhuhu..."

Frieza chuckled, as he thought about his commander's words.

"Well, they're on a mission far away now, leave them alone. One or the other surviving doesn't matter."

"Yes sir."

And then Frieza finished speaking, and leapt into the air, floating to his throne. He glanced at the Ginyu force that was stationed to the side, before looking forward again into space. No one knew what he was thinking as his sharp eyes stared into the darkness.

The commander, however, didn't want to be killed for bullshit, and soon sent out an emergency message to all Saiyans.

And so, their great ship flew towards Planet Vegeta's location. During the entire trip, Freeza stared into space, thinking about something. He couldn't help but think of that project from a few years ago.

But it didn't matter. For all he knew, the test subject would already be dead, and even if she wasn't, she would die after the Saiyans left the planet and stopped feeding it.

However, for some reason, he felt a little uncomfortable.

"That super saiyan legend really got to you, Lord Freeza."

Frieza looked to where the voice came from. An elderly woman was beside her with a clipboard.

"Berryblue... Huhuhu, you underestimate me. There's no way that weak race can compare to me."

"Whatever you say, Lord Freeza."

The woman nodded with a smile, not bothering to say anything else.

"By the way, Berryblue, have you plotted the next conquest destination yet?"

"Yes sir, the plan is to conquer a nearby galaxy, about a year's journey from planet Vegeta."