God:KID,YOU DIED I KNOW YOU READ FAN FICS AND SHITTY WEBNOVELS,YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
Mike looked at the old man with a long beard and realized he's very much dead after saving that girl from getting hit by a truck and he may have the chance to be reborn.
Mike:Ok, Do I get the chose where I reincarnate or do I get wishes.
God:YOU GET 3 WISHES AND YOU GET TO PICK WHERE YOU WANT TO REINCARNATE FICTION OR NOT.
I thought for a bit,then said:I want to be reincarnated in The DC universe. Then stated hi wishes
1/He wished for intelligence that could rival Batman's.2/He wished for the ability "perfect copy" that's allows him to use moves perfectly after seeing the move one time.3/He wished to be born with a very outgoing and charismatic personally
because he lacked that in his previous life.
God:VERY WELL YOU ALSO GOT TO CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCE BUT YOUR NAME WILL BE CHOSEN BY YOUR GUARDIAN.
I see a customization screen pop like a video game and I made my body... I guess I made him with a body similar to a professional swimmer not too bulky but not skin and bones, and I thought since I'm here my as well make a nice face so I did but I might how gone overboard...Oh well
God:OK NOW I WILL SEND YOU OFF GOOD BYE
Then all I saw was a light envelope and then there was darkness.I open my eyes and everything was very blurry I focused and I can make out serval women with armor and swords.
Hippolyta:LISTEN HERE MY SISTERS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AMAZONIAN HISTORY HAS THE CLAY CREATED A BABY BOY,BUT SINCE THIS IS A MALE WE EITHER SEND HIM OFF ON A BOAT OR KILL HIM.
I think I realize where I am now and it's not looking good for me,if I'm right that's the queen of themyscira which means I am on themyscria an everyday island full of man hating baddass female warriors and home to Wonder Woman...and...THEY PLAN TO KILL ME.
Woman 1:Way waste a boat on him let's just kill him and move on
Woman 2:I agree lets just kill him
all the women seem to agree so hippolyta put me on the ground raised and raised her sword.CRAP I got to use a special move to pierce this mad woman's heart. So I smiled and giggled the most adorable way I can...She froze her hands started to shake...Did it actually...WORK.Suddenly an arrow knocked the sword off Hippolyta's hand the lady who sent the arrow was beautiful long red hair tied in a pony tail and armor like the rest of the amazions
Artemis:STOP DON'T KILL HIM HES MY SON.
All the Amazions Gasp in disbelief
Artemis:Let me explain I gave that clay my blessing making it technically my son.