Mike Jackson was a ordinary Comics book nerd,but one day after saving the life of a girl about to get hit by a truck and dying in the process.You know the drill blah blah blah God gives me the chance to reincarnate with wishes,Blah Blah Blah Blah I’m reincarnated as the only male in themyscria...WAIT WHAT.
God:KID,YOU DIED I KNOW YOU READ FAN FICS AND SHITTY WEBNOVELS,YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
Mike looked at the old man with a long beard and realized he's very much dead after saving that girl from getting hit by a truck and he may have the chance to be reborn.
Mike:Ok, Do I get the chose where I reincarnate or do I get wishes.
God:YOU GET 3 WISHES AND YOU GET TO PICK WHERE YOU WANT TO REINCARNATE FICTION OR NOT.
I thought for a bit,then said:I want to be reincarnated in The DC universe. Then stated hi wishes
1/He wished for intelligence that could rival Batman's.2/He wished for the ability "perfect copy" that's allows him to use moves perfectly after seeing the move one time.3/He wished to be born with a very outgoing and charismatic personally
because he lacked that in his previous life.
God:VERY WELL YOU ALSO GOT TO CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCE BUT YOUR NAME WILL BE CHOSEN BY YOUR GUARDIAN.
I see a customization screen pop like a video game and I made my body... I guess I made him with a body similar to a professional swimmer not too bulky but not skin and bones, and I thought since I'm here my as well make a nice face so I did but I might how gone overboard...Oh well
God:OK NOW I WILL SEND YOU OFF GOOD BYE
Then all I saw was a light envelope and then there was darkness.I open my eyes and everything was very blurry I focused and I can make out serval women with armor and swords.
Hippolyta:LISTEN HERE MY SISTERS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AMAZONIAN HISTORY HAS THE CLAY CREATED A BABY BOY,BUT SINCE THIS IS A MALE WE EITHER SEND HIM OFF ON A BOAT OR KILL HIM.
I think I realize where I am now and it's not looking good for me,if I'm right that's the queen of themyscira which means I am on themyscria an everyday island full of man hating baddass female warriors and home to Wonder Woman...and...THEY PLAN TO KILL ME.
Woman 1:Way waste a boat on him let's just kill him and move on
Woman 2:I agree lets just kill him
all the women seem to agree so hippolyta put me on the ground raised and raised her sword.CRAP I got to use a special move to pierce this mad woman's heart. So I smiled and giggled the most adorable way I can...She froze her hands started to shake...Did it actually...WORK.Suddenly an arrow knocked the sword off Hippolyta's hand the lady who sent the arrow was beautiful long red hair tied in a pony tail and armor like the rest of the amazions
Artemis:STOP DON'T KILL HIM HES MY SON.
All the Amazions Gasp in disbelief
Artemis:Let me explain I gave that clay my blessing making it technically my son.