Small glossary for the not smart people

Last night, as I stood on a small stool and brushed all my white teeth, Mister who stinks said something very clever to me.

As he looked at me with his deep, fluffy eyes containing stars of mischief, too shocked by this teddy bear I didn't recognize, I turned my little buttocks to face him and a little hesitantly, I asked:

"Are you really my Mister who stinks?"

He replied that he was, fufufufu.

Anyway, Mister who stinks, very wisely, pointed out to me that people who read my story are not always very smart.

Immediately thinking of The Idiot, I nodded my little head and spit my toothpaste into the sink.

"Do you have any ideas on how to make our reading friends less slow-witted, Mister who stinks?"

Honestly, I didn't expect anything from this stuffed friend who grumbles all the time, but when he opened his cloth mouth once more, my toothbrush froze.

"Make some sort of little glossary so they can remember the characters in Lara's life? I have to say that tonight you outdid yourself, Mister who stinks."

So here it is, to help the not-so-smart people, with Mister who stinks, we scribbled down the names of the most important Mister and Madame who came to play in my story.

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💖´ *•.¸♥¸.•**Small glossary for the not smart people**•.¸♥¸.•*´💖

- Lara : Pupupu, a little girl of 6 years old who is really very pretty, nice, calm, obedient, attentive and who loves her lovely Mommy very much. Even if it's not in the title of the novel, you must know that Lara is the heroine of her story. This sweet little girl is always accompanied by a stuffed friend whose character is very questionable.

- Mister who stinks : He is Lara's best friend. He's unpleasant and grumbles all the time. When he talks, he says anything. He's not a very brave person and on top of that, he's got flabby arms. Despite all his faults that Lara has never managed to list because he has too many, she can't do without her favorite living teddy bear.

- Lovely Mommy: A very beautiful Mommy. She is sweet, kind, tender with Lara and she loves popcorn. My lovely Mommy and I are the leaders of Joey's fan club and also, we have the same head. My lovely Mommy is blonde like me, has big eyes are blue like Lara's and she has a very cute little nose just like Lara's.

- The idiot : Grrrr, trame, trame, trame.

- Sally: She has been working in the bear house since I was a little girl. She used to love changing my diapers and emptying my chamber pot and I think she kind of regrets that I don't poop in my panties anymore. Sally is jealous of me being pretty because she is really, really ugly. I like Sally a lot but sometimes, as the idiot says, she should take out what's stuck in her big buttocks. Um, I still don't understand what he meant by that.

- Maï: also known as, "The pretty young girl with the dirty tongue" and "The pretty young girl who also knows how to fight bears". Maï is 17 years old. She is a pretty half-Chinese girl with beautiful eyes who looks like a boy. Even if she doesn't say it, I know she would like to look like a woman but, unfortunately, she doesn't have breasts. Even if she has less breasts than my elder sister Claudia who is 13 years old and that she is rude, it's not a big deal; Maï is also someone I love very much.

- Jeff : He is the driver of my car and he is a very nice old man. Sometimes when I and Mister who stinks we play hide and seek in the house, I catch him peeing standing up in the plants of the living room, fufufu.

- The handicapped people : They are men in black who follow me everywhere. Most of them can't even speak. They are really dirty people who stick an earphone in their ears to hide the ears-poop they are too lazy to remove

- Not very smart Claudia: She is a lovely elder sister from my school. She gives me lots of hugs and her kisses are all slobbery. She's afraid of bugs and doesn't understand much, but after Mister who stinks and Maï, she was my first real friend.

- Suits: Grrr, trame, trame, trame. I hate them.