Man Looks For Continent, Instantly Regrets It

ZhOU LING found some of dat gooood information and decided to secretly board a ship with his jade woMAN!!! nobody knew he was actually THE Zhou Ling!!>!!??!!? But nobody needed to know that, this ship was called "King Lake" and was made by a legendary builder who was waaaay past Forbidden Spirit realm, and so a great organiation bought it from him and have been sending out missions in different continents!! Wh at a strong organization…

but now Zohu ling was on this ship!! and nobody knew!! This ship just happened to pass by the rYu continent and decided to see if it was worth aanything, sadly it wasnt so they left. But during thAT tim zhou ling worn the organizaiton uniform and hid on the ship. this ships destination was heading towards the Eastbound continent. Zhou ling was hoping they might survive because there is a great sea that separated all of the continents many millions of years ago…

They called it the Abyssal Ocean.. It was also mentioned in chapter 1 when the king vomited so much blood he swept jade city away into the sea. anyting dat enters da Abyssal Ocean gets pulverized and nobody can save u agan.

Many days later zhou ling has made many frendshs with the workers on the ship, however there is a young master aboard that simply does not like him.

'Oh well, im sure he wont do anything super serious.'

Zhou ling was wrong!!! He tried to touch Xu Yiu's shoulder while they were doing the conga line!! And while drunk the young master accidently bumped into Bu SHOU ANd apoloizgied!! He didnt even give her all of his artifacts!!11!1 how rude!

Then he even made eye contact with Chu Xuan while he was doing a speech!! well zhou ling isnt actually sure if he was looking at her specifically but he probably did! What a bad person! So zohou ling decided to meet the young master and beat him up!!

With a swift Dragon Buddha Palm he completely knocked out the young master.. But then all the workers confronted him and asked him why he did thTat so zhou ling explained all of the young masters lechrous deeds and how he was harassing jade woman!! So the workers were quite shocked that the nice and peaceful young master was actually such a pervert!! So they tied him up and when he woke up they chopped both of his arms up and threw him into the ocean. Good riddance, now thatman cant harass his woman anymore, and also a very tiny reason zhou ling wanted to get rid of him was becuz he was handsome but it was mostly becus he commit harass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now tht the ugly evil man was out of the way zhou ling relaxed and enjoy his numbered days on the ship.

MANY DAYYSY LATER

Zhou ling finally made it to the continent Eastbound! There he quickly headed to Yolk City, but he quickly noticed at even common citizens seemed to be at the Origin Destiny Realm!! How incredible..

But alas, zhou ling was here to check the library so when he went he quickly searched thru all of the books concerning organs-organization and soon he found of a clue and had a trail that lead to 5 hidden organizations, he would have to check each one until he found the evil organization that may or not may have keeled motha and da fathar!

The first trail lead toa place called Forbidious Peak where a cottage house should teleport him there.. So he asked the librarian for directions but the librarian scoffed at him

"R u really thinking of adventuring to the Forbidious Peak and imitating sir Jaihun Lei's heroic feat? Listen kid, your just a kid.. Lead this to the professionals *scoff*"

Zhou ling really did not like how this Origin Destiny Realm was treating him so he decided to prove his worth.

"I can memoirze all de books in this library from floor 1 to floor 9 in just 9 hours."

"Srsly? If you can do it ill eat my own poop! Ahahahaha so bad ez bazan ration!"

"U do nots beleb me? Fine ill show you, if i cannot do it ill eat my own poop and walk 20 laps around the city naked while doing a handstand!"

"Since ur offering such entertaining things for free i might as well agree to do the same thing if you can rlly do it"

"Sure! but u need to sign this contract in order to insure you kep del"

"fine fine fin!"

Little did the librarian knew was that zhou ling was at forbidden spirit realm and also had the Heavenly Divine Godly Void Ancient Deity Poop Sacred Golden Earth Origin Dragon Veins of Pee Diamond Overlord of Qi Reincarnation Heaven and Earth Scripture in which it gave zhou ling super memory, i didnt mention if before? Well i did you probably didnt notice becus zhou ling is just way too awesome!!!!!!?!!1!!!!!111!!! And also..

Zhou Ling had a secret motiv for doin dis, he actually wanted access to the manuel and scriptures above floor 3 bcus he was not allowed to read dem

So now within 9 hours zhou ling came back to the librarian and recited the 'Passage of the Grekoian - 200 Hour Read Edition'

And also recited 'BunnyXDog Fanfic UwU' which caused the librarian to break down. After that he carefully answered each and every one of thee librarians questions and he answered correctly and at the end of it the librarian was hot and red and coughed out a bajillion gallons of blod!#$%

"no! you cheat man! bad person! Do not cheat >:("

"Wha- but i did it fare and sqoure! libraian do nots cheat!"

"No i shall not! Guards! Take this man awayy!"

"Wait i have prof that u take the promise! Look at dis contract!"

"I- i- i- NOOOO its not real! Guard execute him!"

Soon the Qi King realm guards surrounded him, but 2 zhou ling it was like stomping on an ant! Soon the guards had died and the librarian was shivering and crying everwhere

"Pls do not keel me oh great master, i have eyes but did not see Mt. Tail!!?"

"Only if u keep yo promise!"

"i- i will i promise!"

"Good"

And so the librarian was forced to commit such a humiliatating and everyone laughed! But soon nobody was laughing when Jaihun Lei had appeared.

"Tell me sir, why have u done dis disgraceful deed?"

"si-sir and evil martil master forced me to do this and even disgraced the great family name of Jaihun! He said he would kill all the people in the Jaihun family and uh-uh do very lewd acts like holding hands with every princess of the Jaihun famaray! pls keel him for meh!"

"what?? how culd an evil n peverted man exist, we must kill him! Quackly everyone! we must hunt this martial master down!!!!!"

The libraisn secretly smirked as he managed to rally the general populace against that dumb jerk. meanwhile zhou ling started sneezing alot, 'is alot of people talking about me?' (he caught a super deadly version of the flu)

Soon the Jaihun family was alerted of an very evil men men and the Jaihun family quickly found zhou ling taking a stroll in the streets while relaxing from all the stress from buying all the items for the journey to Forbidious Mountain. Tha6 was until he was attacked! Who would dare attack our great hero! So he turned around and saw the Jaihun family warriors!!

Zhou ling was quite enraged

who would dare attack the great zhou ling!!! alas the warriors of the family didnet not see the death flag being raised.. So zhou ling murdered him!!!!

He used draggin buddha palm to smash and cruple them togetha and then with his trusty Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee he cut up the peeps and used CRESCENT MOON SLASH to cut the warriors in half. then Zhou Ling escaped from them. When the Jaihun family heard of this news, they were super enraged. They sent a high-class master who was in the Karma Sovreign realm to hunt down Zhou ling!!

Karma Sovereign is relm after Forbidden SPirit!! How is zhou lang gona beat this master?? Well, with his techniques ofc!

Zhou ling as heading towards FOrbidious mountains and finally made it to the Snow areas.. But there were great spirit beatssSS!!! these spirit beasts were al tier 2 spirit beasts!! Ofc they were rlly easy to kill cus even the anscestor from da HIdden Mountain sect could defeat a tier 5 spirit beast… probably.

Anyways zohu ling was minding his own business hunting down spirat beast when all of a sudden… BOOOOOOOM!

KARAM SOVREIGHN ATTACK! Zhou ling had been struck in that solar plexeris and almost keeled over and ocughed out blood!! How could zhou ling cough out blood? No, zhou ling must stay strong! HE WAS "DE" ZHOU LING! NOBODY CNA STOP HIM!!!!!! With a single strike he used Nirvana Strike heading straight towards the Karma Sovreigns head.. BUT MISSED!?!? THAT was when Zhou Ling realized that karma sovereigns affected ur karma which means they can either increase your luck or decrease :O how was zhou ling ever gonna survive??

HOWEVER OF COURSE ZHOU LING SURVIVE! HE WAS THE ZHOU LING! Despite the unluckiness, he used multiple Nirvana Strikes!! Ofc tht was not enough, the karma sovereign dodged all of them, however, Zhhou lng learned new skills from the patriach of the Hidden Mountain Sect, a new skill!

Swift Executions!

With an 's' after execution because its implying its PLURAL!

Zhou Ling grabbed the karma sovereign and hit him multiple times! With each hit cutting deeper into his flesh and grappling him around. It was very quick like lightning! this was one of the best skills of the Ryu continent, and even though the Ryu continent was the most weakest one, it was still a continent!! And so the Swift Exeuctions skill had completely wiped out the great master only leaving his soul waiting to be absorbed.

Meanwhile in the Jaihhun family sector area thingie stuff bing,...

"whaT?!? The high-class master we sent dieD?? Dam it! we must send our own masters.. If anything goes wrong lets contact the Xiao family and see if we can use there allied troops to hunt this disgusitng ant down and get rid of this disgrace to our family!"

"Y-yes Shir!"

"Wait.. stay for a sec."

"h-hu-huh? Why do u want me to stay here-"

A quick bright light swings across the room blinding anybody that was in the room, well, there wasnt anybody else in the room anyway (becuase they died). After the light disappered a head rolled down from the servants body and his body proceeded to collapse with some blood leaking out from the neck.

"Sigh, clean up this body."

"Yes sir Void Knight…"

The other servant stared at the cold dead body of his aquantince, to think that somebady inthe Primordial Ruler realm died so easily…

Zhou ling made it to the foot of a large mountain.

"Forbidious Mountain.. I must sav my parents!!"

ZHou linG climbed the mount ardously (wtf does ardously mean) and met a white snowy crwatyre.

*GUlP*

Tier 6 Spirit Beast: Demonic Yeti. Power Equivelwnrnt to a Karma Sovereign or higher. VEry AGRESSIVE.

The demoanic yeti tried attacking zhou ling!!! But zhluol ing was awesome and crazy so he dodged all of the da attacks. You see it may be the powerful manc creature thing but in reality it just didntn know how ti even attack prioerlky klol ez bozo! So hZhoul Ling took advantage of stupinwss of DmemoucniDemoinic DemoiniDe

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Demonic Yeti and used many various sly martil techniqyeues!!!

Nirvana strike! Dragon Buddha Palm! Tian Explosion!

Within a few min the yeti has collapsed so easel;y lol and so zhou ling continued his journey to the tap of the hill!!

But little did zhou loing know, a group of legendary hunters were on da trial of our great hereo i meant trail btw in case u didnt know…

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2069 words, heh, nice, man i wasted so much time to perfect it just for that.