Chp 2 -God and Wishes

(Adam's pov)

"...…...where am I" is the 1st thought that came to my mind as I was there floating in the void. as far as my eyes could see there was nothing.

I understood I died, and with that I also understood I died before even losing my virginity. I started cursing that dammed old villain.(even though i knew it was my own fault for not having sex even after becoming a middle aged man. )

And just like that for along time I was doing nothing but floating, cursing, thinking. As I had nothing better to do, I started thinking about my old life.

'The Peace Bringer', 'the hero Adam ' I scoffed, I brought peace all right, for everyone else but for my own spirit and heart.

I thought back about all my accomplishments but with those memories also came back all the memories of my regrets during my death.

As I floated there stuffed in my own regrets i promised my self in my next life if i ever get one i would never die with regrets and fulfill my dream of having a blast out of my life

And then suddenly i felt it, Something….no, someone coming towards me. I didn't even know how I could see but when I saw what I saw if it was one thing I learnt, it was that they were someone greater than me, someone who could both crush me and free me from this void.

As I looked on there appeared for what looked like an eccentric old man with one heck of an aura around him in front of me.

he looked at me with a sly smile and said with a booming dramatic voice "I AM GOD". I didn't know what to say, my brain was short circuited,

so I stayed silent . he looked at me for some time before laughing and said

"loosen up boy, it is not everyday a soul which has as much karma (positive of course) as yours appears so rejoice for you are here to get a second chance".

he stayed silent and let me process the meaning of his sentence. After some time, I looked at him and "what do you mean by second chance?" I asked.

"Why reincarnation of course " he said with a smirk .

"Where?"

"anywhere, anyworld" a smirk again.

"And for all your extra positive karma I can give you no more than 5 wishes within reason."

he said and let me process his words once again leaving me with my mind blank.

So anywhere huh, I remembered about a world which was one of the most exciting and crazy world I had ever read about also my favourite.

I also thought about all the blast that world's lead had while simply exploring that world and about how sad I was that the story after the wano ark was lost among the world war and digital virus spreading, and also thought about how I would like to see the end myself. So without further delay I said

"send me to the world of One piece. Specifically in year 1496, 26 years before canon"

The god just chuckled and said

"thought as much, now what are your wishes, and do keep in mind you can't wish for more wishes".

"Che"

I thought there goes my plan for infinite wishes and started thinking for a good amount of time and listed

"for one let me have the regeneration ability of Deadpool.

Two let me have the ability to fuse devil fruits into objects,

Three let me have a body which supports three hearts as I had deduced teach supported two fruits because of his special body condition which was having two hearts.

For fourth give me a guidance system not an over powered one which will drain all the fun but a moderately powered which shows mine and my crews stats and occasionally gives out quests and talents for rewards.

As for my last wish give me a way in which I can go visit all the four seas before entering the grand line".

The god just smiled and said

"for the first wish one Deadpool's will be a little overpowered so I will give you wolverine's healing factor.

For the second wish okay no problem but keep in mind that the devil fruit need to be zoan or it doesnt work as mindless objects can not use their powers. And having zoan fruits at least gives it a beasts mind.

As for the third wish for figuring out the secret of teach's power I can grant it but all three fruits have to be of different types which are zoan, logia and paramecia.

As for the fourth wish ok once again no sweat it will also show 5 stats, devil fruits, haki and talents about you and your crew. You can even gain some talents if you complete quests. You will gain it on the day you star your jurney.

It will also work on others when you use appraisal but not stats of someone stronger than you by too much .

As for fifth I can grant it but it will take effect when you eat the devil fruit you will gain in some time after your birth in which I will program it to lead you to four different inhabited islands in four different seas respectively ,the name of the fruit is a surprise okay?".

I was overjoyed and thankful towards him for giving me even this much

"okay" I said

then he got serious and asked "what is your goal in that world?"

"To have a blast in life by going on an adventure" I replied smiling.

"Ha ha ha ha okay good, don't interfere with the original story too much and that world won't give you a bad ending as playing with fate can be tricky. If you do end up doing some thing drastic try to get it similar to the original story as much as you can okay?(i nod) .

Anyway I know you like sword so as bonus I will give you two sword which will always come to you like thor's hammer and can be melted and made into better sword only once with good materials by youself if you ever learn blacksmithing , and you will get them on the day you start your jurney okay? (I nod) good. Ok then is there anything else?".

"I have one last question" I said.

"ask"

"you are a god, right? You are omniscient so you could have given me all these by yourself by learning my wishes as you know everything so why didn't you?".

he smiled with amusement in his eyes and said

"Oh I knew what you would want alright, but the real question is Did You Know What You Would Ask for? I could have given them to you by myself and not let you be hear to talk with me at all, which is what many reincarnated people get. But then they go ahead and bitch about the lousy power they have to gods. Even if that power is the one they would eventually choose if they had gotten a similar talk like this." He said smiling wryly

"This way you are responsible for your own choices so don't bitch about them to me afterwards"

on that cheerful note he swung his hand slapping me hard and I was there no more.