Nicknames Do Make Sense

To outsiders the clubs nicknames made no sense but to those in the club the nicknames made plenty of sense. For the tweleve kids of the club the nicknames they all had made perfect sense when you actually got into the story behind them. The first one to be nicknames was not Princess but in fact Teta's.

They were twelve years old and puberty had just started for them. Over the years the two girls had grown the same and neither cared. Until one day they both went to bed flat as a board and when they woke up Temika had breasts. This did not go unoticed by either Erik or Maybell.

Erik stared at Temikas chest as any tweleve year old boy would and Maybell declared life was truly unfair! In her rant she had dubbed her best friend Teta which was Spanish for big tits and Temika had just been smug and declared it her new nickname.

It was at the age of sixteen that the two would be declared Prince and Princess. Because as teenagers they got into arguments frequently and it was during an argument that Erik had called Maybell a "bright eyed spoiled little fucking princess who got every thing she ever asked for. " in retailiation she had stated that he was "a two face hypocrite dochebag because he was a spoiled fucking Prince and was given all the things he wanted without being asked " Teta's had happily dubbed them both Prince and Princess which made their anger turn towards her. It was a fairly interesting Christmas Day.

Norman, Roberto and Jaymes all got their nicknames one day while they were talking about their futures at the club. They were fourteen and thirteen . Norman said he wanted to be a drag queen and when asked if he meant like a gay MacGyver he said sure why not. From then on he was dubbed McGayer.

Roberto stated he wanted to be an architect. When asked why he wanted such a job he could only come up with the excuse that he liked shapes. After much laughter and teasing he had been officialy nicknamed Shapes because he became a architect and simply because he liked shapes.

Jaymes was a bird fanatic and wanted to own his own bird sanction. When asked what his favorite bird was he had declared blue bird and the blue jays very loudly. Earning his nickname by mixing the two names together and after many failed attempts they settled with Jay-Bird and he begrudgingly agreed to it. 

Becca became ClickIt because on her tenth birthday her parents had given her a camera and she was always clicking away with it. Or as Prince so elogantly put it "she wont stop fucking clicking the goddamn thing and its driving me insane!" So Princess and simply started mimicking the sounds of the click saying it sounded like " click it" and in his frustrations Prince had yelled very annoyed at her one day declaring "stop the insufferable clicking you're fucking giving me a headache ClickIt!" And thus she was dubbed ClickIt from that day forth and she would some times click her camera just to watch Prince Flinch in agitation.

Clare was always small and got her nickname from just being seven years old and smaller than the rest of her classmates. At first her class had used the word Tiny as a means of bullying her but when the three eldest found out they ganged up on the group if bullies shouting "leave our Tiny alone so what if she's small. At least she's got a bigger heart than any of you ever could hope to have and you don't deserve her anyways!" After that she happily accepted being called Tiny. When the kids tried using it as an insult she simply stated she was Tiny with a big heart and that her family loved her.

Gary was always a strange child to the rest of the group. He loved playing jokes on all the others and more often then not someone could be heard cursing the kid and saying he's gonna cause them silver hairs way too early in life. One day he decided he liked that name Silver and told the group he was gonna be Silver from now on. They looked at him and said you've been causing us nothing but early silver hairs since you could walk. Why the fuck would that change now? He laughed and threw a glitter bomb at them and ran as they cursed his name to high heaven's.

William was thirteen when he decided he was gonna join the robotics team and compete nationally. Prince would make fun of him and say he had a few wires loose. That lead to William one day "accidentally" wiring Princes electric guitar to electracote him when he plugged it into his amp. Afterwords Teta's and Princess had affectionately called him Wired and the name had stuck.

The twins had found their names early on in life. Lilly when she was seven deiced that no matter what she would achieve to be as beautiful as a moon beam and to do that she would stay pale and sparkling. Bella at seven decided she absolutely loved the dresses dolls wore and when asked what style it was learned of the lolita style. So swore to always wear lolita dresses from that day forward and thus always looked like a dressed up marionette doll. So their nicknames were a given and never changed.

So yes everyone had a nickname and the nicknames all made sense to those in the know. Not like any of them gave two shits what the outsiders thought of their nicknames. Even the adults took to calling them by their Nick names and not their actual names. So really only their parents and their close group knew their real names anyways. But piss off Princess enough and you were sure to hear your full name followed by some very creative curseses.