Truck chan

Phil salt was your normal joe, stuck in the rat race of society ruining his life in 9 to 5 which in reality was an 8 to 9.

Crushed under massive student loans he had no other choice but to work like a slave in shity company because he spent all his college life doing nothing but watching animes and reading fanfics.

Barely passing his exams at Harvard forced him to to work under conditions not suited for someone coming from the college of such high prestige.

The name of Harvard was the only reason he even got the job as his lack of skill and nonexistent grades wouldn't have allowed him to work in anywhere except McDonald's.

With the weights of disappointment of his family and friends on his shoulders, he was once again going home late at night.

However today you couldn't spot even a shred of sadness on him. The reason for this being that JJK was coming off from hiatus after 4 long weeks.

His excitement was palpable as he strolled down the street, he couldn't wait for the leaks to drop and his Yuji stonks to skyrocket.

Even though he was broken in real life, this didn't translate into his online life.

Having predicted the stock jump in Sukuna, Maki, and Kusakabe he was firmly sitting at the top of the leaderboard in jujutsukaiseninvesting.

As he crossed a corner his ears perked up at the sound of a truck horn.

Turning his head he witnessed something which made him question his sanity, for a moment making him doubt if the brainrot has finally gotten to him.

Infront of Phil was a gigantic truck with colour as pink as his ex's ahmm.

With isekai service written in bold letters at the front and somehow small lolis dancing around it, The truck was a sight to behold.

For some the site would have been traumatizing however for the men of culture it was nirvana.

Quickly realizing what was happening Phil stood in front of the truck with his planted in the ground having no intention of even trying to get out of the way.

He spread his arms wide and stuck a pose known far and wide, the stance signifying the birth of goats.

Seemingly enlightened his lips parted ways to utter the legendary words."Throughout the heaven and Earth I alone am the....

The truck didn't wait for him to complete his words as it smashed into him, blowing him through a couple of buildings.

Soon only darkness was the company of Phil as he floated in what felt like infinite expanse of space, yet something far far different.

His sense of time was distorted to such an extent that he didn't he couldn't recall his existence.

For what felt like centuries and a single second at the same time his consciousness struggled to break free from constraints that seemingly weren't even there.

Suddenly he was yanked out of this state by a force which felt .....mechanical?

"Welcome human" were the first thing he heard as his senses came back together.

Phil looked up to see an old man in what looked like formal clothing with a pile of paperwork in front of him.

"Huh, are you Rob" he asked his voice unsure, echoing in the almost empty white room.

"Well for you, you can say that." a vague reply from the being who was possibly older than his universe.

"Let's see, a resident of Earth died from a building falling on the victim". Replied the being shoving Phil into the pit of confusion.

"Wait, wait, wait you are maybe confusing me with someone else" interrupted Phil trying to clear the confusion and stop something going wrong in a situation this delicate.

The being having not shown any outward reaction except for bordem frowned a little.

"Soul Rs67392jtw6wis....., nope everything is alright"

"But i died to an anime truck" muttered Phil as he came to the realization of how absurd it sounded when he uttered it out loud.

"Oh that, you were hallucinating before dying, though that was pretty weird even for our standards," said Rob not much bothered by it.

"Hey" shouted Phil in indignation however he completely ignored, his complaints falling on deaf ears.

The Rob looked into some papers, not bothered by the human present in the room with him." Powers Kinji Hakari in My Hero Academia"

"He wants another one of those overpowered MCs, doesn't he" muttered the rob as he sighed.

Before Phil could process this information, the rob waved his hand yeeting him off from the office.

In a world very different from his original one Phil salt opened his eyes to see who seemed like middle aged beautiful woman with pink hair holding him with a lot of nurses and doctors surrounding him.

"Ghuah Ghuah" all attempts of Phil to vent out his confusion, everything too sudden for him to get a hold on the situation were thwarted by his baby lungs as the women announced."Hakari, Kinji Hakari."

That's a beautiful name Miss Kinji Politely said a nurse as she smiled at the mother and child.

The baby with wisdom in his eyes that far surpassed his biological age looked around, slowly grasping the situation and his new reality.

'Kinji Hakari as in from JJK, and if that rob is to be believed then this is probably My Hero Academia. Man I am going to be overpowered ain't I?'

Thought the newly named Hakari, however he didn't know one crucial tidbit that Hakari got his powers at 15 years of age.

And to get those powers he will first have to survive the first 15 years of life without it. After all what good is the key to immortality for a person already dead?

And if he doesn't want to end up as a victim of a villain attack then he must live in the world of Heros as a normal Joe of the anime.

"Ghe Ghe" oblivious to the treacherous roads ahead of him Hakari made plans for his glory days, not realizing the shit he was in.

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So that's it for the first chapter. This is the first time I wrote in a phone and without any of my super hightech tools. I hope i didn't butcher this up entirely.

This is a fanfic which will have many highs and many lows and I know this will piss off many many people. However I am writing this for my own fun so can't really care much.

Do let me know how this chapter was and any feedback is welcome.

Guesses for Hakari's quirk here-

An- (People who are worried I dropped the JJK Fire god fic, well i didn't It's just very hard to write it right now, I will continue and complete that book ahghhh)