Chapter 135: Triple S!

Flying towards Sara's voice, I suddenly frowned when I heard what Romanoff said, followed by Sara spilling the beans about me.

"This little- is she being for real? My own girlfriend is snitching on me, unbelievable." Muttered Pharaoh with an intense frown as he suddenly came to an immediate halt, floating above Shield HQ in Washington DC.

I wasn't bothered by the fact that she was snitching; they were about to learn I'm an alien, not actually a mutant, so it didn't matter; if anything, Sara was unintentionally helping me. However, it's the principle of the matter, and I was about to have a good talk with her about snitching cause it's not the first time she's done it, so I better nip the problem in the bud before it happens again.

"I'm going to drill it into her skull whenever I face-fuck her." Said Pharaoh with a slightly wicked grin as he lustfully licked his lips before shaking his head and lowering himself to the ground.

Landing just outside the Shield HQ building, I entered through the doors and spotted numerous people walking around the large lobby, most looking like office workers rather than field agents, as Shield calls them, so when they saw me, an obviously suspicious person walking around, they didn't immediately pull the gun out on me; but, I suppose they worked at Shield for a reason since I could tell they were slowly leaving this place without looking suspicious.

However, I wasn't bothering with all of them as I had things to do, and when I arrived before the actual entrance into the Shield HQ and not just the lobby, I saw a few guards with full-auto rifles along with a metal detector; when they noticed me, they weren't friendly by any means, which I was expecting, I mean, I'm walking around in a freaking Kryptonian suit after all.

"Stop right there! Put your hands up!" Yelled one of the guards as he and his partner instantly aimed their weapons at Pharaoh, who raised an eyebrow but continued walking.

"Last warning! Stop, or you will be fired upon!" Yelled the other guard as the two flipped the safety on their weapons off while placing their finger directly on the trigger, though, despite that, Pharaoh continued to ignore their words.

Once I arrived decently close to them after utterly ignoring their words, they started shooting at me, and unsurprisingly, nothing happened; I didn't bother dodging them. There were still some people in the distance behind me, and I didn't need to show off my speed just for some innocent to get hurt or killed.

'Eh, they could be a Hydra member, but the odds of that happening are low; if I'm not wrong, Shield still outnumbers Hydra members, so I doubt I'd be lucky enough for it to be a Hydra.' Thought Pharaoh with furrowed brows as he glanced behind him before shrugging his shoulders and walking right through the metal detector.

Not hearing a beep from the metal detector, I smirked to myself and nodded before blowing at the two guards, freezing their guns and essentially breaking them.

"Better than being knocked out or something." Said Pharaoh with a thumbs up as he looked at the two guards before walking right past them, only for them to drop their guns and grab their side-arms.

'Yeah, I figured that was going to happen.' Thought Pharaoh with a wry smile before shaking his head and continuing down the hall while various bullets bounced off his back.

"Dammit! An intruder is entering the building! I repeat an intruder is entering the building!" Stated one of the guards as he spoke through the walkie-talkie attached to his shoulder while the other guard ran towards the wall, pulling down a small red lever and causing the entire building to go into lockdown.

While walking down the hall, the lights suddenly changed to bright red, and shortly after, I heard numerous footsteps heading my way; looking through the walls, I spotted a large group of Shield soldiers heading right for me from the front while a small group was aiming to flank me from behind. So before I was forced to fight people for no reason and make my visit less welcoming, which it already is, I swiftly walked forward, exiting the hall, only to turn and wave at the approaching soldiers, who unhesitantly fired upon me, though other than my face occasionally twitching, their attacks did nothing.

Standing still amidst the barrage of fire, I looked through the building, searching for a way to get to Sara without just cutting a hole through the floor with my heat vision, and while I was doing that, out of the corner of my eyes, I spotted a large device that looked oddly similar to a satellite dish. Next thing I knew, it was launching waves at me that were naked to the human eye, but I could perfectly see them; however, thanks to my aura covering my skin, they bounced right off, though while I probably shouldn't have done it, I removed my aura and allowed it to pierce through my body, yet nothing happened, it just harmlessly moved through my body.

'Is this the so-called mutant suppressing device? I've heard several organizations talking about it over the past year or so, but I thought it was merely in the testing phase; I didn't know it was already ready to be actually used. I've already warned Emma and the X-men, but it looks like I'll need to talk to them after this is all over with.' Mused Pharaoh with a frown as he eyed the satellite dish before shaking his head and ignoring it while covering his body in his aura again.

Since I had already found the path toward the level where Sara was being held, I swiftly vanished from everyone else's eyes and walked toward a door leading to a staircase; unfortunately, it needed an ID card to open, and as I was too bored to find an ID card with the required authority level, I just forcefully opened the door. Stepping inside, I was immediately hit with a powerful electrical current from the sides of the wall, causing me to click my tongue. Glancing at the copper coils sticking out from hidden compartments behind the wall, I froze both, stopping the travel of electric currents.

"Why do I feel like I'm walking through an evil lair? What's next, a pit full of spikes?" Muttered Pharaoh as he speedily walked down the stairs while looking around, making sure there wasn't another trap for him.

Arriving at one of the bottommost floors, I forcefully opened the doors, and at the end of the hallway, I spotted Barton, Romanoff, and Coulson, who I saw in the Artic, Maria, and Fury.

'Hehe, now this is what I'm talking about, two utter baddies, and I'm no longer a little kid.' Mused Pharaoh with a faint smile as he glanced at the five, mainly focusing on Romanoff and Maria.

After a little interaction, they ended up firing at me, though, to be fair, I did test Fury, and he was a real nigga since he didn't hesitate to shoot me; though what did confuse me was why one of them was using a bow and arrow.

'These are probably a pain to pick up; look at me being all nice.' Thought Pharaoh as he caught each arrow out of the air and held them in his hand.

Once Fury went to reload, I swiftly flew overhead and landed behind them, storing all of Barton's arrows inside his quiver, before moving behind Fury and patting his shoulder, only to be shot in the dick.

"Relax, nigga; I was merely joking; c'mon, arrest me. I'm Zara-Al, the one everyone is apparently looking for." Said Pharaoh lightly as he backed away with a faint smile while holding his hands together, though he was shot several more times before they eventually stopped.

Once that fine-ass Maria arrested me, which tempted me to do something illegal just so she'd arrest me again in the future, I was taken away by Coulson, Barton, and Romanoff, with the latter being quite old, nearly a century if I'm correct.

'What is up with all these old people looking extra young? I don't get it; also, is it just me, but why do a lot of women I come across have red hair? I mean, I know hers is dyed, but what about Sara, Jean, Wanda, and now her; actually, never mind, that's not that many people.' Pondered Pharaoh as he glanced at Romanoff, who was doing the same before shaking his head and shrugging his shoulders.

Once the vault door opened, I was pushed in by Barton. Well, I really just walked in on my own accord, but it didn't matter, did it? Seeing Sara sitting down, the two of us just stared at each other for a solid ten seconds in silence before I walked forward and sat down opposite her.

"Well, well, well, if it ain't triple S." Said Pharaoh with a mocking tone as he propped his legs on the table and leaned back while eyeing Sara, who just tilted her head in confusion.

"Triple S?" Asked Sara with a confused expression as she looked at Pharaoh, who clicked his tongue before sitting normally and leaning forward across the table.

"Triple S: Sexy Snitch Sara. Fit's you perfectly, does it not?" Remarked Pharaoh a scoff as he looked at Sara, who suddenly angrily slammed her fist down.

"Oh, don't even go there, Tut!" Stated Sara angrily as she glared at Tut while Romanoff, Barton, and Coulson watched from behind the glass.

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Maria Hill is arguably hotter than Romanoff, especially the comic version of her; GYYYAT! She had me on my knees, ready to call her mommy without hesitation, and I ain't ashamed of it either.